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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

SynthOrange posted:

John's retconning his own retcons.

So the rather mixed up timeline is

Jade kicks the mayor off
which is retconned to
John interrupts Jade and Dave
which is again retconned to
Jade and Dave proceed as normal with John interrupting himself?

A stable time loop.

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Suaimhneas
Nov 19, 2005

That's how you get tinnitus

Isn't this going to make no sense at all to archival readers now that the earlier panels have been changed?

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Why is John trying to murder the Mayor?

cathead
Jan 21, 2004

Suaimhneas posted:

Isn't this going to make no sense at all to archival readers now that the earlier panels have been changed?

No because the events still happen as they originally did, you just see John popping up in the background and then getting stopped by himself.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
No! No! One John is enough! ONE JOHN IS ENOUGH!

Jazu
Jan 1, 2006

Looking for some URANIUM? CLICK HERE

Oxxidation posted:

No! No! One John is enough! ONE JOHN IS ENOUGH!

"Hello John." "Hello John!" "Hello." "Hello John." "Hello John!" "Hello John."

senseinobu
Jul 28, 2008
I'm actually kinda interested in how past and future John will interact. Will they hate each other like Karkat or will they be best buds or something.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Well, the glitches got decoded and it turns out the Felt are totally gay. Like SO gay you guys you don't understand.

"But what about my Snowman/Crowbar feels?" :qq: -Actual Tumblr User

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I almost want to ask the translated text to be posted here, but I feel like that'd get the entire thing shut down.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Burkion posted:

I almost want to ask the translated text to be posted here, but I feel like that'd get the entire thing shut down.

quote:

While their romance is endlessly captiv8ting, leprechaun
reproduction may 8e the most interesting su8ject of all.
Particularly from a perspective of detailed anatomical study,
which I will get to shortly. 8ut first it 8ears pointing out
that while for humans reproductive relationships are exclusively
heterosexual, and for trolls they are 8isexual, for leprechauns
they are exclusively homosexual. Yes, you heard right. That
means the Felt are all super gay. A graphic description of their
reproductive process is as follows.

…… weird frog peni…… muppet 8uttock …… chafing … wriggling … puppet
pelvis …… magic gnome phallus …… elf eggs …… 8urrowed gently caress deep ……
perky pro8oscis …… coarse kermit cock … dragged across each other’s
gleeful faces …… wrist deep in puppet rear end …… pro8oscalypse …… soft
8ul8ous 8ottom …… kind of jutting out and impudent ……

Most of the "graphic depictions" are just Dave's smuppet rant and is mostly black bars...
...Of course this means that Bro was in the Leprechaun Porn industry

Dark Grapefruit
Jun 3, 2006

All cans are welcome and equal in your city, regardless of can content, and whether empty or full.
Theoretically, could John prevent himself from touching the juju in the first place? What would happen then?

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Dark Grapefruit posted:

Theoretically, could John prevent himself from touching the juju in the first place? What would happen then?

A glitch in paradox space.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

Dark Grapefruit posted:

Theoretically, could John prevent himself from touching the juju in the first place? What would happen then?

That timeline would become a beta-Alpha timeline where nothing else changes but everyone really likes vegimite and/or marmite.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Dark Grapefruit posted:

Theoretically, could John prevent himself from touching the juju in the first place? What would happen then?

I'm not sure that merely altering the past is enough to overcome the ability to alter the continuity.

Like, John's power is clearly based on existing outside the webcomic right now. So I think he would have to go further than merely changing the course of events within the comic. Like crashing the servers that Homestuck is hosted on.

Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007

Wow, Jane's a better businesswoman than I thought. Got that poo poo into stores, even!

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

I like how the Equius color is also the STRONGEST looking bottle.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

Dark Grapefruit posted:

Theoretically, could John prevent himself from touching the juju in the first place? What would happen then?

Since John's existence is now like sanctioned outside of all continuity, going back in time to stop himself from using the Juju would have no effect on John's meta existence, but at the same time it would cause past John to not become Meta John. By stopping himself from making contact with the Juju John creates two legitimate alpha versions of himself: meta john and not-meta john.

I think.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So now there's Alpha, Beta, and Meta versions of John, eh?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Since John's existence is now like sanctioned outside of all continuity, going back in time to stop himself from using the Juju would have no effect on John's meta existence, but at the same time it would cause past John to not become Meta John. By stopping himself from making contact with the Juju John creates two legitimate alpha versions of himself: meta john and not-meta john.

I think.

OK, so then what happens if the newly split meta John goes back to stop himself from stopping himself from using the juju? Basically what I'm asking here is if it's possible that we could be looking at a situation that results in infinite Johns.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

OK, so then what happens if the newly split meta John goes back to stop himself from stopping himself from using the juju? Basically what I'm asking here is if it's possible that we could be looking at a situation that results in infinite Johns.

Again, the point of John as a meta-entity is that there is nothing that John can do within the confines of the comic that would prevent his existence outside of it. As an entity that exists outside the literal frame of the comic, he is closer to the reality of the real world than anything else in Homestuck. He is literally the most important thing in Homestuck right now, short of Hussie the author (as opposed to Hussie the character)

Edit: I don't think stopping himself from using the Juju would create a new not-meta John, at best it would merely disconnect his meta powers from the weird house icon. Instead, he would have suddenly gotten meta powers for no discernable reason.

A big flaming stink fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Aug 13, 2013

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Or you'd have regular John and meta John. It's Pickle Inspectors all over again.

Kgummy
Aug 14, 2009

A big flaming stink posted:

Again, the point of John as a meta-entity is that there is nothing that John can do within the confines of the comic that would prevent his existence outside of it. As an entity that exists outside the literal frame of the comic, he is closer to the reality of the real world than anything else in Homestuck. He is literally the most important thing in Homestuck right now, short of Hussie the author (as opposed to Hussie the character)

Edit: I don't think stopping himself from using the Juju would create a new not-meta John, at best it would merely disconnect his meta powers from the weird house icon. Instead, he would have suddenly gotten meta powers for no discernable reason.

Does this mean that if someone actually put the money for the kickstarter for their fantroll to be the most important character, they would have used the artifact?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be disappointed if John actually uses this power to alter the plot of the comic in some significant way by changing past events. It'd be a pretty blatant deus ex machina. That said, I only said "pretty sure" because honestly Hussie could probably pull it off and make me like it.

e: Come to think of it, going back in time and saving Calliope before she ever got killed would be a pretty obvious way to defeat Lord English via forcing him to experience character growth puberty. It still seems kinda lazy.

loquacius fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Aug 13, 2013

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



loquacius posted:

e: Come to think of it, going back in time and saving Calliope before she ever got killed would be a pretty obvious way to defeat Lord English via forcing him to experience character growth puberty. It still seems kinda lazy.

I'm not sure I agree on the lazy part, but given the running theme of growing up in the story I wouldn't be surprised if that were somehow part of it, or in some way tied into it.

I mean, to have the heroes beat the antagonist by making him grow up would be immensely unfulfilling unless the heroes themselves have managed to grow up themselves first.

Trebuchet King fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Aug 13, 2013

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


That'd still be an incomplete exploitation of John's power, because it's largely just time travel. I fully expect that the payoff will be something completely off the (fourth) wall.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

A layer of reality that extends beyond even Hussie's realm. Turns out us humans were never the audience, just part of the story, and John will momentarily see the real audience that reads Homestuck.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Thundarr posted:

That'd still be an incomplete exploitation of John's power, because it's largely just time travel. I fully expect that the payoff will be something completely off the (fourth) wall.

It's not technically time travel if you exist outside time itself (granted, we don't know if this is really john's case for sure) and are unaffected by continuity. It would just seem like time travel to everybody else, but not for the "traveler". So it really IS kind of different from Aradia and Dave's powers.

It's more like, say, the painter outside of the painting, interacting with the canvas. Wow what a bad example.

Thwack!
Aug 14, 2010

Ability: Shadow Tag

Level Slide posted:

A layer of reality that extends beyond even Hussie's realm. Turns out us humans were never the audience, just part of the story, and John will momentarily see the real audience that reads Homestuck.

And then will proceed to kill himself after seeing the fan base.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Thundarr posted:

That'd still be an incomplete exploitation of John's power, because it's largely just time travel. I fully expect that the payoff will be something completely off the (fourth) wall.

Homestuck gets wrapped up in Daily Dinosaur Comics.

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


Blackheart posted:

It's not technically time travel if you exist outside time itself (granted, we don't know if this is really john's case for sure) and are unaffected by continuity. It would just seem like time travel to everybody else, but not for the "traveler". So it really IS kind of different from Aradia and Dave's powers.

It's more like, say, the painter outside of the painting, interacting with the canvas. Wow what a bad example.

For the purpose of the narration it'd still functionally be time travel, albeit a form that is unconstrained by Sburb's limitations as imposed by Lord English (any time travel that would interfere with LE's desired timeline is doomed to failure). There must be far more interesting applications for continuity-mancy than that.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
So, Kanpire's drinking problem. What are the odds we'll get some call-backs featuring Rose's drunk expressions on Kanaya?

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

Thwack! posted:

And then will proceed to kill himself after seeing the fan base.

Well, you almost got it.

Line Feed
Sep 7, 2012

Seeds taste better with friends.

Well, looks like Homestuck's just about over. It was a fun ride everyone. Goodbye.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

The dot on John's forehead will turn out to be significant. Vital to the plot, even.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.
Was wondering how long it'd take for this callback to happen.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Who's this douchebag?

It is you, the reader.

Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


Blackheart posted:

The dot on John's forehead will turn out to be significant. Vital to the plot, even.

What dot? :confused:

EDIT: What the gently caress, that's like a pixel, I was expecting something bigger :psyduck:

Nate RFB
Jan 17, 2005

Clapping Larry
Not a callback I was expecting.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.


THIS DOT
EDIT: WHOOOPS, little bit late there

KaosMachina fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Aug 13, 2013

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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Oh no, dotgate! The secret's out John, pack it up, Homestuck's over.

But seriously, I wonder if this going to be a transition back to Caliborn, or if Hussie's gonna introduce another level of meta bullshit or what's going on here.

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