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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Damien Sandow('s fictional manservant posted:

Heading to LA possibly? The case will be protected!



Also,

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Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

There is some excellent avatar material in there. The Bray Wyatt one especially.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

It's neat that they got Jack Kirby to do the Daniel Bryan one.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Saraya Knight (6 months pregnant with Paige) managing her husband's tag team

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Mark Henry's pulling trucks again, only this time it's for charity



'Cause that's what he do.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Valeyard posted:

he is loving everywhere he makes me so angry

Everytime he thinks he is on camera he does those super exagerated expressions and hand actions, trying to get on camera again and again

Always wearing that loving shirt

You know you're just jealous of him.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pneub posted:

It's neat that they got Jack Kirby to do the Daniel Bryan one.

That's an insult to Kirby.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Perigryn posted:

Mark Henry's pulling trucks again, only this time it's for charity



'Cause that's what he do.

Jesus, Mark. You know those things move themselves? It's kind of their whole point.

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

Most of these are great but every now and then there's one that's just fantastically bad, like Val Venis.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


still gets a 2 count

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Valeyard posted:

he is loving everywhere he makes me so angry

Everytime he thinks he is on camera he does those super exagerated expressions and hand actions, trying to get on camera again and again

Always wearing that loving shirt

I've always assumed he's a plant.

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012

Nothing says "good life decision" like knocking a few vertebrae out of place for fifteen people in a high school gymnasium for the payday equivalent of lunch at Arby's.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



CZW.jpg

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

SuitcoatAvenger posted:

Nothing says "good life decision" like knocking a few vertebrae out of place for fifteen people in a Flyers Skate Zone for the payday equivalent of lunch at Arby's.

I just don't get this "ultraviolent" stuff any more. How long until CZW does a version of the inferno match where someone either dies or has to be sent to a burn ward?

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.

Dude has to learn that you have to Burning Hammer a guy onto a cinder block to get a 3 count. It's called "workrate".

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Can't properly see his face, but it kind of looks as if the dude who is about to get his back broken is very happy about getting his back broken.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
I have a feeling TNA will want to sign these guys just so they have an 'out' in case they have to fire them later.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Xenoletum posted:

I just don't get this "ultraviolent" stuff any more. How long until CZW does a version of the inferno match where someone either dies or has to be sent to a burn ward?

Remember, this is the company who allowed one man to take a bump FROM A ROOF THROUGH A TABLE and have a weedwhacker taken to his chest.

Seriously, Nick Mondo should not have been allowed to wrestle.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

VogeGandire posted:

Remember, this is the company who allowed one man to take a bump FROM A ROOF THROUGH A TABLE and have a weedwhacker taken to his chest.

Seriously, Nick Mondo should not have been allowed to wrestle.

Obilgatory...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

VogeGandire posted:

Remember, this is the company who allowed one man to take a bump FROM A ROOF THROUGH A TABLE and have a weedwhacker taken to his chest.

Seriously, Nick Mondo should not have been allowed to wrestle.

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012

Some fantastic stuff here.

September 14, 2002 - Ultraviolent Freedom of Expression
CM Punk lost a dreadful match that failed to meet all expectations to the CZW Heavyweight Champion, Justice Pain. Unfortunately, this would be the top of the mountain for CM Punk as the rest of his career would pale in comparison to this lone CZW appearance. Today his whereabouts are unknown.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.

Grendels Dad posted:

Can't properly see his face, but it kind of looks as if the dude who is about to get his back broken is very happy about getting his back broken.

Drake is the happiest man in wrestling. Even when being suplexed on a cinder block.

JohnnyNeptune
Mar 9, 2007
In the future, if scientists find a way to combine the DNA of all of the Rat Pack members to make a super human clone, it would only be half as cool as Johnny Neptune! Pshew, Pshew!

BillyMays posted:

Drake is the happiest man in wrestling. Even when being suplexed on a cinder block.

I watched some of Kevin Steen's weekend escapades and yeah, he is that drat happy all the time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


There's your problem, there's a cinderblock in the ring!

Cinderblocks aren't meant to be in the ring!

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Look who showed up at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012
Oh my god, please tell me that he got on the mic and addressed the audience before his match. Please tell me there is video. I need this.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

ZDar Fan posted:

Look who showed up at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos



His goatee is a juggalo. It all makes so much sense now

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I Before E posted:

That's an insult to Kirby.

Rose tinted glasses dude

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
That Dr. Death one is really good.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012


SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Just click the search button again, the link did that to me too.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Just click the search button again, the link did that to me too.

Yeah sorry, I should have said that. drat, my smart-rear end comment is starting to require to many steps, here's the best "up next" slide ever:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


I think they emphasized the wrong headline.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Chinston Wurchill posted:



I think they emphasized the wrong headline.

All 3 of those other headlines work pretty well.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

getitoffgetitoff posted:

All 3 of those other headlines work pretty well.

You can't see Hogan at an amusement park anymore since they left the impact zone though

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

oatgan posted:

You can't see Hogan at an amusement park anymore since they left the impact zone though

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That looks literally nothing like Kirby's art except that he looks angry and has his mouth open.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Jim Varney is in this movie but he's not playing Earnest?

I bet it's a terrible movie.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Stallion Cabana posted:

Jim Varney?

I bet it's a terrible movie.

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