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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

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I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

SynthOrange posted:

Anime child body pillow

What?

I'm never the guy to post stuff like "are you kidding me" or [insert psyduck/headsplode emote] because I know there is no limit to human depravity, so usually nothing surprises me anymore. I just accept the fact that I've discovered a new low and move on. But Christ, the glee and shamelessness of those three...

I feel bad for not showering before running to the store for breakfast sometimes.

BobTheDestroyer
Dec 21, 2011
What happens there's a group meeting and two of them have the same waifu?

I'd love to imagine there's some sort of throw down :allears:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

BobTheDestroyer posted:

What happens there's a group meeting and two of them have the same waifu?

I'd love to imagine there's some sort of throw down :allears:

The alpha male is determined by how many brass gears are on his fedora.

Once dominance is established, the beta male must complete one of three feats of strength, or be banned from anime club:

1. Eat bugs
2. Delete his most karma-rich reddit account
3. Talk to a real live girl

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Drone_Fragger posted:

:3 ostrich babies are so cute. They also hatch from delicious eggs.

Are they as stupid as emus?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The alpha male is determined by how many brass gears are on his fedora.

Once dominance is established, the beta male must complete one of three feats of strength, or be banned from anime club:

1. Eat bugs
2. Delete his most karma-rich reddit account
3. Talk to a real live girl

FYI they took #3 off the list a while back because nobody ever picks it

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Honestly, they should strive to be more like this paragon of masculine pulchritude.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

I think the proper emotion is 'fight or flight'

That's TWO emotions :rolleyes:

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

SynthOrange posted:

I think the proper emotion is 'fight or flight'



Horrified females looking on in the background.

Superhaus
Jun 9, 2003

I'm probably wasting time right now.

bitchymcjones posted:

Horrified females looking on in the background.

The girl in the blue looks to be about 12. She should run for her life.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Superhaus posted:

The girl in the blue looks to be about 12. She should run for her life.

Nah, that's just her form in this world. She's actually a 3,000 year old ghost demon spirit, so it's okay.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Hey, at least they're outside and socializing, I'm pretty sure they beat a bunch of people in this very thread. :v:

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Kanfy posted:

Hey, at least they're outside and socializing, I'm pretty sure they beat a bunch of people in this very thread. :v:

I browse the forum on dark mode because the white background is just a bit too bright for me.

Woodhouse
Aug 1, 2010

Tell me, Aldo, if I were sitting where you're sitting, would you show me mercy?

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Nah, that's just her form in this world. She's actually a 3,000 year old ghost demon spirit, so it's okay.

This was perfect. I wonder what parents tell their kids when they see some greased up goon walking around with stained anime pillows.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Kanfy posted:

Hey, at least they're outside and socializing, I'm pretty sure they beat a bunch of people in this very thread. :v:

This guy has the courage to go to a bar with his waifu pillow, alone (unless his friend is the one taking the picture). He obviously has no inhibitions or shame. So why doesn't he try to socialize instead? He must have the worst personality imaginable.

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

This post...

...is a
WORK OF FICTION!!



Phlegmish posted:

This guy has the courage to go to a bar with his waifu pillow, alone (unless his friend is the one taking the picture). He obviously has no inhibitions or shame. So why doesn't he try to socialize instead? He must have the worst personality imaginable.

I'm telling myself he lost a bet.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Kanfy posted:

Hey, at least they're outside and socializing, I'm pretty sure they beat a bunch of people in this very thread. :v:

No one who owns an anime body pillow can beat anyone in anything, except loving an anime body pillow. They are champs at that.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
The guy in the bar went on a world tour or something with his hug pillow. I can't find the article.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Anime is a curse and blight.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
I once had a bitch named anime, used to be all in them guts like every day

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zemyla posted:

Honestly, they should strive to be more like this paragon of masculine pulchritude.



Malarkey, he's not even remotely the size of a barge.

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

Vintersorg posted:

Anime is a curse and blight.

Not always https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Anime is just cartoons. As usual, it's the fans that are the worst

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




BobTheDestroyer posted:

What happens there's a group meeting and two of them have the same waifu?

I'd love to imagine there's some sort of throw down :allears:

Science has the answer, on a similar subject (what if you put three crazy people who think they're Jesus Christ in the same shared living environment for 2 years?)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

bitchymcjones posted:

Horrified females looking on in the background.


Worked better in my head. :(

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Zzulu posted:

Anime is just cartoons. As usual, it's the fans that are the worst

Consider: most of the creators in anime are anime fans. Therefore anime creators are the worst, and anime is the worst.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
Shut up about anime.

Interesting that even with the picture I still parse that as "gently caress."



Edit: Holy FUCK sorry about the size, I guess posting images from imgur through the Awful App is a bad idea.

Maytag has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Aug 13, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

There's a few bands out there that do this for real, such as Totally Gourdgeous.

CyrusThe
Apr 21, 2004
Gimme suicide rock'n'roll

My Lovely Horse posted:



Worked better in my head. :(

This is actually pretty close from where Oprah tried to buy that bag. Maybe those guys just freaked her out or something...

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Maytag posted:

Interesting that even with the picture I still parse that as "gently caress."

I'm guessing it's because there is no reason to censor the word "fork" that you automatically think "gently caress". I like how the picture kind of shows how futile that form of word censorship is.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
That's odd, my first thought was "hey, that's not funny... must be FARK"

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Maytag posted:

Shut up about anime.


Interesting that even with the picture I still parse that as "gently caress."

TABLE BREAKING LUNCHBOX!

Looks like Daddy Warbucks is really giving Annie some poo poo.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bitchymcjones posted:

Horrified females looking on in the background.

Using the word 'female' as a noun? Brony MRA rapist spotted.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Phlegmish posted:

Using the word 'female' as a noun? Brony MRA rapist spotted.

Burn the witch!

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a few bands out there that do this for real, such as Totally Gourdgeous.

Not gonna lie, I would love to have a carrot recorder.

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.

stubblyhead posted:

Not gonna lie, I would love to have a carrot recorder.

They rarely say anything worth recording.

NorskHotDog
Oct 23, 2010

Maytag posted:

Edit: Holy FUCK sorry about the size, I guess posting images from imgur through the Awful App is a bad idea.

Due to that picture, I had really anticipated this to say "FORK".

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

CyrusThe posted:

This is actually pretty close from where Oprah tried to buy that bag. Maybe those guys just freaked her out or something...

This is in Switzerland as well? What the gently caress is it with the Swiss and being the worst anime nerds?

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
I hate you for linking that.

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