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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

qbert posted:

I really don't think she's ever coming back into the studio. Old lady + life-threatening ailment (cancer?) and only a couple years left until retirement means she's not going anywhere.

You talking about Howard? I got confused there for a second.

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tliil
Jan 13, 2013
Pubic hairs longer than my penis, Robin, when I pee I dribble all over my balls. Ugh, I was starving last night so I had a whole bag of banana chips, then I was just disgusted with myself.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Tan Mom showing her boobs in the studio? This show has gone beyond exploitative and embarrassing.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

Tan Mom showing her boobs in the studio? This show has gone beyond exploitative and embarrassing.

Yeah. I switched over to 101 when she came on. Good choice, they were playing one of my favorite crazies, the "mantra and yantra equals tantra" lady. Who is also a Holocaust denier. :psyduck:


EDIT: New Bronycon clips!

Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Aug 13, 2013

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Howard TV "Kitten Special"? *Really*?

who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Brocktoon posted:

Howard TV "Kitten Special"? *Really*?

who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

We all know that the final episode of the show is going to be Howard baby-talking to his 6-month-old child on air because Beth decided that she doesn't really want to be a mom, and was busy filming the pilot for her new show "Cats off to Ya!" on that day.

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Aug 13, 2013

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

The Human Crouton posted:

We all know that the final episode of the show is going to be Howard baby-talking to his 6-month-old child on air because Beth decided that she doesn't really want to be a mom, and was busy filming the pilot for her new show "Cats off to Ya!" on that day.

Just please god if they have a kid I hope they give their seventeen cats to the North Shore animal league. If I have to hear another story about how someone is worse than Hitler because they didn't want their dead relatives dog because they had kids I'm going to be ill.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I'd love to hear Howard try to explain how this is not Deidre Imus level poo poo...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




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Brocktoon posted:

I'd love to hear Howard try to explain how this is not Deidre Imus level poo poo...

"She had a career before we met! She was a big model!" :rolleye:

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

prefect posted:

"She had a career before we met! She was a big model!" :rolleye:

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I hope he opens up Howard Stern's Cat Ranch

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

AxeManiac posted:

I hope he opens up Howard Stern's Cat Ranch

And have kids with cancer come once a year to pet cats?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

And have kids with cancer come once a year to pet cats?

Once a year to clean out the litter boxes!

Beth wouldn't let gross icky sick people touch her animals.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Thanks, Kyle.

In all fairness to Beth O, whenever I've heard her talk about her modeling career, she's plainly said it was for "catalogs and stuff" and not a big deal, and that work dried up after her relationship with Howard became public. I mean, whatever, it's fun to piss on her and everything, but I've only ever heard her being pretty honest and realistic about it.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Yeah, I think a lot of it is how Howard presents it, not her. She is getting backlash from it for just being a normal cat lady model. You guys know how they get, ugh.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Squashy Nipples posted:

Once a year to clean out the litter boxes!

Beth wouldn't let gross icky sick people touch her animals.

Oh yeah, I forgot. The Imus ranch is basically kids with cancer cleaning up after horses for a week.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

AxeManiac posted:

Yeah, I think a lot of it is how Howard presents it, not her. She is getting backlash from it for just being a normal cat lady model. You guys know how they get, ugh.

I'm usually not one to get in the way of comedy fact, I just feel bad for the poor, dumb broad sometimes.

tliil
Jan 13, 2013

The Human Crouton posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot. The Imus ranch is basically kids with cancer cleaning up after horses for a week.
At least Howard has the decency to hire a staff to care for his horse

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Listening to Stern playlists on Youtube, Robin is the worst. Her terrible laughing and her short fuse rage is so hard to get through.

I had to stop because I just couldn't take it anymore.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Gilbert has a show at Caroline's tonight. He made appearances on Jay Thomas' show and Artie's show to promote it, but apparently Tan Mom for the third time in the calendar year was a bigger priority for Gary and Howard.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Sand Monster posted:

Gilbert has a show at Caroline's tonight. He made appearances on Jay Thomas' show and Artie's show to promote it, but apparently Tan Mom for the third time in the calendar year was a bigger priority for Gary and Howard.

I think they're going through all of the trash that scummy GR Media has as clientele.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004
Anybody else wondering what Omarosa has been up to?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Joan Rivers hasn't been on lately, has she? She surely has so much going on we need an update every few months.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Lets bring in Sandra Bernhard as well to talk about hit movie The King of Comedy (1982).

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Anyone notice how hot Pamela Anderson looks today?

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Pamerler*

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
No Eric we don't have time to make fun of your latest hilarious list of demands today, Octomom is here to promote her porn

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Tim Selaty Jr posted:

No Eric we don't have time to make fun of your latest hilarious list of demands today, Octomom is here to promote her porn

I could listen to Eric call in with demands every single day.

In fact, give Eric the Artie spot (Eric doesn't need Artie's chair).

Chicago Death Rate
Jul 23, 2001

by Ralp
Saranac Pumpkin Ale is starting to become available and I picked some up at Wegmans today. I drank it a lot last year because of Richards recommendations. Richard has a really nice well put together website and it just cracked me up how Sal just has none of it. No endorsements, no website, nothing. Richard is awesome.

tliil
Jan 13, 2013
It makes me sad how Howard shits on Richard because he's really talented in a lot of different ways and such a nice guy.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Howard hates him because Richard is happy, something Howard doesn't understand. So Richard must be simple and stupid and backwards because he obviously doesn't understand and fear the world like Howard does.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Richard has like the reverse of OCD.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

AxeManiac posted:

Howard hates him because Richard is happy, something Howard doesn't understand. So Richard must be simple and stupid and backwards because he obviously doesn't understand and fear the world like Howard does.

And yet, he wants to think of himself as being "more evolved" then his staff.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I bet Howard is jealous and wanted to take Beth on that 40 hour train trip in Economy, having packed 1 pair of underwear each and 2 suitcases full of alcohol. But then Richard spoiled the surprise

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
How DARE Scott DePace besmirch Jeff Schick, clearly one of the greatest minds of our time...

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010
Shuli's going to be on Artie's show tonight. The list of crappy comedians they have on must be running short.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

porkfriedrice posted:

Shuli's going to be on Artie's show tonight. The list of crappy comedians they have on must be running short.

Hey, somebody has to fill Nick's shoes

tliil
Jan 13, 2013
The list of Jewish comedians that I love is miles long, but Shuli makes me feel kind of anti-Semitic. When he was sitting in the studio, that was some sort of punishment for Benjy, right? He made me pine away for a Benjy bit.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Remember the amount of poo poo Howard gave Richard for daring to ask for a specific kind of beer at his own goddamn wedding?

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Well what kind of selfish rear end in a top hat gets married after 5pm? I have to get to bed, Robin

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