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GorfZaplen: Jan 20, 2012

from New Guardians #2

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflame_%28New_Earth%29

:allears:

GorfZaplen fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 14, 2013

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:31

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:05

Emo Szyslak: Feb 25, 2006

GorfZaplen posted:

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflame_%28New_Earth%29

Equipment
Cocaine

Weapons
Cocaine

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:50

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Snowflame would have his own series in the New 52, and I'd read the gently caress out of it.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:58

Mr Wind Up Bird: Jan 23, 2004; i'm a goddamn coward
but then again so are you

http://www.snowflamecomic.com/

This is a real thing someone is doing. It's real and you can read it.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:58

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Mr Wind Up Bird posted:

http://www.snowflamecomic.com/

This is a real thing someone is doing. It's real and you can read it.

Thank you so much. :allears:

# ? Aug 14, 2013 01:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Bravest Warriors #6

# ? Aug 14, 2013 03:19

Or is it Sputnik: Aug 22, 2009; Oh, Ho-oh oh oh, oh whoa oh oh oh
I'll get 'em caught, show Oak what I've got

GorfZaplen posted:

from New Guardians #2

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflame_%28New_Earth%29

That they managed to fit Gay Dr. Strange, AIDS Vampire Assassin, Superman Hitler and Cocaine Popeye in just 12 issues is nothing short of amazing.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 08:52

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

GorfZaplen posted:

from New Guardians #2

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflame_%28New_Earth%29

So at one point did he decide to start wearing clown makeup and join a rock band?

# ? Aug 14, 2013 09:17

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Gavok posted:

So at one point did he decide to start wearing clown makeup and join a rock band?

I'd say hereabouts.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 09:44

digibomb: Apr 16, 2003; I hate to recommend violence, alcohol, drugs or insanity to anyone... but they have always worked for me.

And thus... Doctor Roxxxo.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 10:22

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

digibomb posted:

And thus... Doctor Roxxxo.

He does cocaine.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 11:53

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Holy poo poo. Someone needs to make a Snowflame character for Salty Bet so Rare Akuma can learn what it is like to know fear.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 12:11

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Sentinel Red posted:

Holy poo poo. Someone needs to make a Snowflame character for Salty Bet so Rare Akuma can learn what it is like to know fear.

Rare Akuma will never know fear. He throws moons, has mini Death Stars and has a Statue of Akuma special. Not even the power of cocaine could possibly stop that!

# ? Aug 14, 2013 13:39

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Gavok posted:

So at one point did he decide to start wearing clown makeup and join a rock band?

They were too busy fighting Dr. Doom.

http://io9.com/5711513/kiss-vs-doctor-doom-is-the-best-andor-worst-comic-youll-read-today

# ? Aug 14, 2013 20:13

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Mr Wind Up Bird posted:

http://www.snowflamecomic.com/

This is a real thing someone is doing. It's real and you can read it.

I'm five pages in and already this is amazing. How. Why?

e: Had to include this one as well.

Daktar fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 14, 2013

# ? Aug 14, 2013 20:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Daktar posted:

Kuh-kuh-kuh-yeah.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 20:44

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

Just found this on Tumblr. Not sure the context at all besides Cyclops apparently being the worst prom date ever.

e) or Groom

# ? Aug 14, 2013 23:28

KoldPT: Oct 9, 2012

Golion is a cool robot and Iceman is a cool guy. (Wolverine and the X-Men 034)

# ? Aug 15, 2013 00:36

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

KoldPT posted:

Golion is a cool robot and Iceman is a cool guy. (Wolverine and the X-Men 034)

Still, poor guy can't even get to 2nd base without wrecking a whole drat Krakoa.

(same issue)

# ? Aug 15, 2013 01:10

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

No, the best funny page from that issue features Doop of course.

Wolverine & The X-Men 034 is a good return to form. One of the best issues in a while.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 03:22

TwoSheds: Sep 12, 2007; Bringer of sugary treats!

IUG posted:

No, the best funny page from that issue features Doop of course.

Wolverine & The X-Men 034 is a good return to form. One of the best issues in a while.

For those of you that don't speak-a the Doop, translation is below-

Panel 1: Hello? Are there any small children in here?

Panel 2: What the...

Panel 3: Oh, man. She's not kidding. Totally about to eat my eyeballs. Must...fight back...

Panel 7: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

# ? Aug 15, 2013 03:50

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

TwoSheds posted:

For those of you that don't speak-a the Doop

Hey Doop! Say something normal, like... Douglas.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:05

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Isn't that Snowflame webcomic goon-made? I seem to recall it had a banner floating around here for a while.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:16

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

Nightwing #135

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:21

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Haha.
Thor #614

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:46

graybook: Oct 10, 2011; pinya~

And continuing in the thread of "how did this get here i am not good with editor"

Avengers A.I. #2

# ? Aug 15, 2013 04:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I hope that was the entire fight

# ? Aug 15, 2013 08:19

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

I hope that was the entire fight

That shadow makes it look like the Juggernaut peed on his chest.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 08:41

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

KoldPT posted:

Golion is a cool robot and Iceman is a cool guy. (Wolverine and the X-Men 034)

Looks like he made an ice Red Ronin!

I used to collect Godzilla. :ughh:

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Aug 15, 2013

# ? Aug 15, 2013 09:26

Waterhaul: Nov 5, 2005; it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.

TwoSheds posted:

For those of you that don't speak-a the Doop, translation is below-

Panel 1: Hello? Are there any small children in here?

Panel 2: What the...

Panel 3: Oh, man. She's not kidding. Totally about to eat my eyeballs. Must...fight back...

Panel 7: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

Booooooo.

Everybody knows you are not supposed to translate Doop speak.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 09:40

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Waterhaul posted:

Booooooo.

Everybody knows you are not supposed to translate Doop speak.

I assumed he was just lying. I don't know why anybody would ever want to translate Doop. :colbert:

Source is X-Statix #21 I think. X-Force/X-Statix was such a great series (as was the Dead Girl mini follow-up).

# ? Aug 15, 2013 10:15

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

graybook posted:

And continuing in the thread of "how did this get here i am not good with editor"

Avengers A.I. #2

That's probably intentional given it's an homage to a recently passed artist.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 13:22

FatSamurai: Jul 7, 2004; Seethe, ye rolling clouds, gather thy stormborn might, and SMITE MINE ENEMY WITH THY UNFETTERED FURY!!!

Dr. Hurt posted:

Just found this on Tumblr. Not sure the context at all besides Cyclops apparently being the worst prom date ever.

e) or Groom

I have this issue somewhere; Cyclops is having a dream or something. I forget if it's him in Florida fighting D'spayre or if it's a Brood egg, though.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 19:34

Hulk Smash!: Jul 14, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

I hope that was the entire fight

Then Phoenix (Rachel Summers) comes in and one-shots Juggy with a mental blast.

# ? Aug 15, 2013 20:47

laz0rbeak: Oct 9, 2011

Johnny is not particularly progressive (source Fantastic Four #369):

He backs off, because he thinks his Skrull ex-wife just died (she didn't), and he has complicated feelings for the real Alicia Masters. Maybe the worst part is Psylocke reads his thoughts, and is like "too bad, it could've been fun." She's used to this kind of reaction, I guess.

I review the issue in its entirety over at my blog, here: http://thepouchfiles.blogspot.com/2013/08/review-fantastic-four-369.html

laz0rbeak fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Aug 16, 2013

# ? Aug 16, 2013 16:06

corillon: Jun 18, 2004; When you giggle you leak piss.; Grimey Drawer

Hulk Smash! posted:

Close

Then Phoenix (Rachel Summers) comes in and one-shots Juggy with a mental blast.

I had/have this issue. Now I need to dig around and see if I can find it.

# ? Aug 16, 2013 23:43

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

This thread inspired me to pick up the first anthology of Fletcher Hanks' stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Destroy-All-Civilized-Planets/dp/1560978392/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

I can't recommend it enough, even just to leave on your coffee table to confuse your friends. Hanks had some loving issues for sure.

# ? Aug 17, 2013 02:21

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Rotten Red Rod posted:

This thread inspired me to pick up the first anthology of Fletcher Hanks' stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Shall-Destroy-All-Civilized-Planets/dp/1560978392/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

I can't recommend it enough, even just to leave on your coffee table to confuse your friends. Hanks had some loving issues for sure.