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oldpainless posted:I am gender fluid you inconsiderate rear end in a top hat. Stop relating rear end in a top hat-kin to terrible people you shitlord. It's tagged as liars. Doctor Doodler has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Aug 15, 2013 |
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oldpainless posted:Teacher: So they had to transport raw goods back to England for manufacturing. I'm at a bus stop with a woman. Sir I know you are ignorant and poor but I am waiting for the bus. Well I am "waiting for Godot" (We've been married ever since. Our sons are named Estragon and Vladimir) But it'll never happen.
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# ? Aug 15, 2013 17:56 |
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The STDH is coming from inside my Facebook feed. Original post was about something tattoo related. Other than this being obviously made up, there are a couple huge problems with it. First, the tourist town I live in has VERY strict regulations for tattoo shops, so much so that they all have to be on the same street for various bullshit reasons. There are literally 10 shops in a strip mall all attached to eachother. It's also in a very bad part of town (relatively). So ... there's no way that some hoity-toity high class tourist (who had to push through meth heads and bikers to get into the shop in the first place) would even be phased by a kid in the shop, but minors aren't even allowed into shops down here. And everyone takes the rules extremely seriously because they can/will lose their license over anything. It would never happen.
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Yeah I'm sure she totally destroyed his self confidence because she likes a different genre of music.
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# ? Aug 15, 2013 18:23 |
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quote:Customer: “Excuse me!” I don't care about your hull-a-b-loo religion!
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# ? Aug 15, 2013 18:36 |
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Guys I totally ran a 4 minute mile and I'm within 17 seconds of the men's world record! Also my girlfriend goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.
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The best part of that is that he(or she?) tries to support the claim by saying that he hasn't done any exercise in at least 3 weeks. The rest of those silly "elite" runners with mile times below 4 minutes are wasting their time when this badass can just hop off the couch and pull it off in 4 minutes. Why can this guy or girl not just be real about it and say "I might have exaggerated, but I did just run a good mile!" without trying to present this absurd claim.
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wilderthanmild posted:The best part of that is that he(or she?) tries to support the claim by saying that he hasn't done any exercise in at least 3 weeks. The rest of those silly "elite" runners with mile times below 4 minutes are wasting their time when this badass can just hop off the couch and pull it off in 4 minutes. Because people who never do poo poo have no frame of reference. The fact that he just equates "Olympic" with "good" says it all, really.
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wilderthanmild posted:Why can this guy or girl not just be real about it and say "I might have exaggerated, but I did just run a good mile!" without trying to present this absurd claim. More likely: this person ran for four minutes and the distance was nowhere near a mile, but the person didn't measure it and figured it was probably close.
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Most likely : person made up some poo poo and had no idea how outrageously impossible the poo poo they made up was.
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motherbox posted:More likely: this person ran for four minutes and the distance was nowhere near a mile, but the person didn't measure it and figured it was probably close. The 4 minute meter.
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motherbox posted:More likely: this person ran for four minutes and the distance was nowhere near a mile, but the person didn't measure it and figured it was probably close. Oh, a mile is EIGHT furlongs? My mistake....
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He probably ran around a high school track once and was like "there's no way that wasn't a loving mile gently caress this running poo poo" in between enormous gasps for air and then went home to post about it on Facebook. Or maybe only the last part really happened.
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crowfeathers posted:I don't care about your hull-a-b-loo religion! I'm a '90s kids and retail jobs are the worst. Like if u agre!
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"I'm a 90s kid and music these days is not as good as it used to be! I miss the ~classics~ like Radiohead and Nirvana! Also, Pokemon and Spongebob suck now, they also are things that used to be good! What do you mean, 'getting older'? That's never going to happen!"
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 03:22 |
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Reposting from bitcoin thread:quote:A funny thing happened at the Cincinnati Bitcoin Meetup tonight... (self.Bitcoin)
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 03:47 |
That seems completly banal and unremarkable other than lolbitcoinmeetup.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 03:54 |
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"lol cute girls use computers, what the gently caress" is always funny to me, even when it's just some weirdo writing fanfic about his night out.
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Dex posted:some weirdo writing fanfic about his night out. That is the most accurate description of STDH.TXT and yet the most thing I've ever heard.
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Dex posted:Reposting from bitcoin thread: She most likely delayed because they were talking about how much totally legal not child porn they bought from the Ukraine and how Obummer was going to shut them down any minute now because he hates the constitution.
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How do NAR / NAW / etc. make their money? Is it through advertising? Because I've thought of a STDH type site that isn't covered as yet and may quite popular ...
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quote:(I’m in line in a coffee shop. The barista is a petite young girl, with very noticeable burn scars all over one side of her face. I’m standing right behind the current customer, waiting for him to finish ordering.) Whoever was asking if "And then we got married" is a reference to a specific stdh: it isn't, it's a reference to all of them.
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outlier posted:How do NAR / NAW / etc. make their money? Is it through advertising? Don't. Just don't do it. No good can come from it.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Whoever was asking if "And then we got married" is a reference to a specific stdh: it isn't, it's a reference to all of them. It always irritates me that it has to be a "cute petite girl" in stories like this. Not a "plump homely girl" or "tall lanky girl" or any other possible combination of dozens of basic bodytypes or descriptors. It implies that stdh authors are assholes who would only help or give a poo poo about something happening to a cute petite girl, and also that cute petite girls are obviously delicate little flowers with no will of their own, whose lips tremble if you look at them and say boo, and who always need a man to save them. Variant: the asskicking martial arts cute petite girl invented by the "watches too many animes" stdh author - specifically created because she's meant to be the previous type of cute petite girl, so it's a total shock twist. It's nauseating on so many levels.
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moerketid posted:It always irritates me that it has to be a "cute petite girl" in stories like this. Not a "plump homely girl" or "tall lanky girl" or any other possible combination of dozens of basic bodytypes or descriptors. It implies that stdh authors are assholes who would only help or give a poo poo about something happening to a cute petite girl, and also that cute petite girls are obviously delicate little flowers with no will of their own, whose lips tremble if you look at them and say boo, and who always need a man to save them. Variant: the asskicking martial arts cute petite girl invented by the "watches too many animes" stdh author - specifically created because she's meant to be the previous type of cute petite girl, so it's a total shock twist. It's nauseating on so many levels. That's because everyone knows that fat girls with horrible scars on their faces got them when their privileged thin aunts shoved scalding hot chicken parm in their faces.
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# ? Aug 16, 2013 11:56 |
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Look at hot stud in line at Starbucks. His Brony shirt is hardly stained, and the beard on his neck gives him the illusion of a jawline. I Bet someone with a fedora like that has girls all over him. How am I, as a cute petite girl going to get him to notice me? Low cut top? Tight jeans?no, that will never work! Ill have to feign interest in Bakugans and japanese animations, then surely he will be mine! We will be married, then I can spermjack him and get all the Bitcoins!
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quote:(I have ordered a small fry and vanilla milkshake, and am waiting for it to be ready.) shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: SHE ORDERED A LATTE YOU ORDERED A LATTE
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quote:Manager: “Is everything alright?” I love this part because the manager is just coming up to see what's going on and the guy is like SHE ORDERED A LATTE as if he'd have any idea why that's relevant.
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I was hoping it'd be the cashier being a terrible pedant and handing over a single deep-fried potato fragment.
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Cashier: You ordered a latte! I sighed as I drew my katana.
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crowfeathers posted:shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: SHE ORDERED A LATTE YOU ORDERED A LATTE But something just like this happened to me and my husband at an Arby's in Birmingham, Alabama. So, sometimes poo poo-that-didn't-happen is really poo poo-I-can't-believe-is-actually-happening.
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crowfeathers posted:shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: SHE ORDERED A LATTE YOU ORDERED A LATTE You mean she didn't get her meal for free? I'm calling bullshit here.
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crowfeathers posted:shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: SHE ORDERED A LATTE YOU ORDERED A LATTE She ordered a latte! You ordered a latte! I ordered a latte! He ordered a latte! They all ordered a latte! Lattes for everyone, check under your chairs! STDidHappen: she did buy her viewers a trip to Australia. http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Oprahs-Surprise-for-Her-Ultimate-Viewers-Video A Different Kind of Golden Shower posted:Butter jaccuzi TL;DR guy has a fetish and fantasy but says the boss has it instead. DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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Please tell me that was posted somewhere recently. We've had that one a while back, I'd love to see proof that someone was recycling and therefore, it was double fake.
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sharktamer posted:Please tell me that was posted somewhere recently. We've had that one a while back, I'd love to see proof that someone was recycling and therefore, it was double fake. No, it was on an STDH blog.
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This has been making the rounds from my Christian friends and my STDH sleuth friends: http://www.lifesitenews.com/twenty-weeks-pregnant-with-twins-but-last-week-she-had-an-abortion.html The original blog is down for "maintenance" quote:August 13, 2012 (KellyClinger.com) - Wednesday is late term abortion day at Orlando Women’s Center (the clinic where I had my abortions 12 years ago). When I first started visiting the sidewalks of abortion clinics to pray and minister, I had no idea that late term abortions were even legal. I remember hearing about the Partial Birth Abortion Ban in 2007 and assumed (like most) that this stopped abortions late in a woman’s pregnancy. Reasons why it reeks of STDH - Inconsistencies: At one point she claims the pregnant girl is 20 weeks, but late comments as if she is 6 months. 20 weeks doesn't equal six months - Zero corroborating evidence. Some friend of hers named "John" got all the facts but then gave them all to her, saying nothing himself - What clinic would abort 2 healthy six month twins? - She seems to imply that it is normal for aborted babies to be induced into a toilet. As far as I've learned, they but a special thing in the toilet to catch the fetus during induction, but that's as close as it gets.
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"Me: Holy shiat what did I just say to a cop?! *Looks at transcript of what I've just written* Oh yeah now I remember that was awesome!"
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A few days ago I got stopped on my bike by a cop for being on a closed trail at night so I just did what he told me and thanked me for being cooperative and left. Also I guess I like, sang Bohemian Rhapsody whenever he turned his lights on or something and maybe he joined in, we may be getting married soon. quote:(I am a 28-year-old female. I have just parked in a handicapped spot to go grocery shopping. I had surgery on my spine a month prior to this incident. I put my handicapped sticker up and exit my car when a random customer comes up to me.) How dare you take my handicap spot, heathen! I curse you to hell! e: Also I'm pretty sure if you haven't been able to leave the house for a month you wouldn't look so good. Danyull has a new favorite as of 17:24 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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"Had they/you ____, I would have gladly ___" is another phrase that seems to pop if with some regularity. "Had you told me your account number, I would have gladly told you your balance." "Had you not called me a troglodydic thundercunt, I would have gladly given you a refill." e: I never heard of Sjorgen's syndrome, so I had to look it up: Mayo Clinic posted:Sjogren's (SHOW-grins) syndrome is a disorder of your immune system identified by its two most common symptoms — dry eyes and a dry mouth. Yeah, I dunno if that really belongs up there with lupus and degenerative disk disease, but I'm not a doctor. Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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