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The rear end Stooge posted:Did anyone really think he was going to just instantly go from nothing to daily updates? I thought his updates would get farther and farther apart, until his eventual suicide by ingesting an infusion of lemongrass foam, marrow cubes in peach aoli, and arsenic.
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Fister Roboto posted:I miss the good ol days when Cornelius was excited to see Flava Flav's glowing tooth. I think Cornelius is exaggerating his speech for effect. Remember (though I don't know why you would) that roast beef has been making fun of old people and Connie's generation the entire car-ride.
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Aug 13, 2013 08:24
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cletepurcel posted:(The term "pro ice" in this quote always has baffled me but I love it anyway.) I think he means pro ice as in The Iceman(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kuklinski), aka, someone who does horribly brutal things to other people with little to no emotional response.
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Aug 13, 2013 21:18
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Wooo good job fixing that donate button, Onstad.
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Aug 14, 2013 08:24
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Extrapolate the time between updates to draw a future point for the next update sometime in the next decade.
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Aug 14, 2013 09:06
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Someone smarter than me will have to do the extrapolation but the previous number of days between updates have been {22, 19, 2, 10, 31, 5, 32, 415}.
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horse mans posted:Someone smarter than me will have to do the extrapolation but the previous number of days between updates have been {22, 19, 2, 10, 31, 5, 32, 415}. Wolfram Alpha's polynomial interpolation gives -(37 x^7)/504+(337 x^6)/144-(21307 x^5)/720+(27535 x^4)/144-(97391 x^3)/144+(11704 x^2)/9-(176261 x)/140+493 So sometime late in October of 2016. Marking it on my calendar. Update intervals aside, I think some of you guys are seeing Cornelius being overwritten because you're looking for it. Beef's voice is still spot on. On the other hand, he's probably the closest to Onstad's voice and the easiest for him to write, so who knows.
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Aug 14, 2013 18:52
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Would figure that this all happens after Google Reader shuts down, so I actually have to visit the page now...
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Aug 15, 2013 13:21
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Feedly is a thing that exists.
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Aug 15, 2013 19:45
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Holy poo poo 2 updates in one year! New comic!
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Aug 16, 2013 08:13
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Ah, holy poo poo, the new one's hilarious.
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Aug 16, 2013 08:40
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That's the first achewood to get a proper laugh out of me since like 2010. So I guess he's gonna stop updating for a couple decades now.
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Aug 16, 2013 08:47
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Achewood: Educational AND entertaining.
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Aug 16, 2013 08:48
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In which Onstad finds his groove again. Hilarious.
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Aug 16, 2013 12:36
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That was awesome.
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Aug 16, 2013 12:36
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There's probably been so many amazing Ray & Beef moments that culminate in Ray giving Beef that look, I love it
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Aug 16, 2013 13:04
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Oh hell and drat yes. This is the Achewood I know and love. Mr. Onstad, if you're reading this, good to have you back man. Good to have you back.
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Aug 16, 2013 14:25
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It would seem to me that the comic previous is where he stopped- who knows how long it had been sitting on his hard drive. This seems fresh out of the oven though.
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Just Offscreen posted:It would seem to me that the comic previous is where he stopped- who knows how long it had been sitting on his hard drive. This seems fresh out of the oven though. This one was at least being worked on in April, so it's not exactly fresh.
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Aug 16, 2013 14:45
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I'd love a nice long arc in the 80's, or maybe even a mini-reboot arc of the series with 80's Ray, Beef, Nice Pete, Teodor, a younger Connie and Lyle. It could be a Thing for sure.
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Aug 16, 2013 14:51
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You forgot Pat, man. We've got all kinds of flash on what Ray and Beef were up to as kids, but all we've got on Beef and Pat is two panels about them scammin' Capri-Suns and drawin' Ramona Quimby doin' the principal.
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Aug 16, 2013 14:54
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Well, ain't this a thing. Ain't this just a thing
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Aug 16, 2013 15:21
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Laputanmachine posted:Oh hell and drat yes. Give it another month or two, still can't be certain that he won't crater again.
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Oxxidation posted:Give it another month or two, still can't be certain that he won't crater again. Seriously, he's been back and forth so many times, and fed us so many lines, that he'll have to be consistent for a long time for me to trust to anything.
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Aug 16, 2013 15:42
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Holy poo poo  I needed that reminder of why I love Achewood.
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Aug 16, 2013 16:31
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Prime Achewood, gently caress the haters.
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Aug 16, 2013 19:16
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That was better, and wasn't released next December!
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Aug 16, 2013 19:51
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Man, THAT was actually good! I guess that's our annual good strip out of the way. 
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That was wonderful.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Ramona Quimby doin' the principal. "I ain't care if givin' Ramona rutty bumps is not considered to be canonical, Pat, 'cause I'm sure as a dog deuce at 8 AM that she also would not be into the act of fellating Mr. Tipps while he is downing cafeteria lunch as you have described in your own writing journal."
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Aug 17, 2013 01:33
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I absolutely love Achewood if only because I got to say the following to my wife: "Hey, there's another new Achewood. I don't want to give anything away, but Ray puts the Dead Kennedys in his butt."
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Aug 17, 2013 01:39
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Goddamn that was good, so good. Ray is so delighted in that penultimate panel 
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Aug 17, 2013 02:32
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Hell yes, magnificent recovery from the minor stumble that was the previous comic. Way to go, Onstad!
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Aug 17, 2013 09:49
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Yes, Jello Biafra, you do make that tush go side-to-side.
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Aug 17, 2013 14:18
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I just had the trashiest orgasm edit: misquoted but gently caress it I love Ray's Heisman pose as he says it tacoman165 fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 17, 2013 |
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Aug 17, 2013 16:49
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Oh goddamn, the kid still got it!
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Aug 17, 2013 17:05
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Why would Onstad pass up a perfectly good opportunity to draw some cat ding dong
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Aug 17, 2013 20:57
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tehloki posted:Why would Onstad pass up a perfectly good opportunity to draw some cat ding dong This, uh, isn't ADTRW.
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Aug 17, 2013 20:59
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Pope Guilty posted:This, uh, isn't ADTRW. Achewood fans have very strong opinions on ROCK HARD CAT COCK
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I think he made a rule about cat dongs in some alt text and you are not allowed to get off.
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