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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
as someone who doesn't really need to dress up, this has to be the most expensive way to make your shirt look good for people who really aren't going to give a gently caress

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

wtf is a collar stay?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sweevo posted:

wtf is a collar stay?

its a thing people who have real jobs need

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

Sweevo posted:

wtf is a collar stay?

u know when your collar just wont stay? it stops that

revolutionary

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sweevo posted:

wtf is a collar stay?

dress shirts are not supposed to have button-down collars -- that's low-class. so in order to keep the collar points where they're supposed to be, you stick little pointy things in the "pocket" underneath the end of the collar. those are collar stays

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Dick Spacious CPA
Oct 10, 2012


majestic

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

prefect posted:

dress shirts are not supposed to have button-down collars -- that's low-class. so in order to keep the collar points where they're supposed to be, you stick little pointy things in the "pocket" underneath the end of the collar. those are collar stays

i've never had a shirt where the collar didn't stay in place naturally. maybe if you buy five shirts for $10 that's a problem i dunno

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:
portable phallic worship trinket and adjustable shirt collar stay

NICE!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sweevo posted:

i've never had a shirt where the collar didn't stay in place naturally. maybe if you buy five shirts for $10 that's a problem i dunno

people who are really into this seem to care about even slight deviations

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Sweevo posted:

i've never had a shirt where the collar didn't stay in place naturally. maybe if you buy five shirts for $10 that's a problem i dunno

other way around. cheapo permanent press shirts are literally dipped in plastics in order to hold their shape. if you buy shirts that are made properly, you will have to iron them. and your collars will require stays.

these adjustable stays look like total poo poo though. they're so bulky and thick will they even fit in a regular collar stay slot

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
the dude in all of those pics really could stand to shave better

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

prefect posted:

people who are really into this seem to care about even slight deviations



yep, those shirts are what i think of when it comes to high class dress. nothing says class like "fast food restaurant manager", "1980s stockbroker", and "i'm a pretty big deal at the pet insurance company"

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
i would buy a color stay but I am a douche who exceeds the office dress code

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Sweevo posted:

yep, those shirts are what i think of when it comes to high class dress. nothing says class like "fast food restaurant manager", "1980s stockbroker", and "i'm a pretty big deal at the pet insurance company"

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

prefect posted:

people who are really into this seem to care about even slight deviations



the best part is that the middle one is some kind of wretched fake satin

are you a pimp or a stripper

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
so why does it need to be adjustable

seriously how is this in any way necessary or even worthwhile and if it is how come it's taken until the year of our dark lord 2013 for someone to finally get this right

also lol @ all the goonlords here who don't know what collar stays are

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 16, 2013

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
no fuckin clue why you would need adjustable stays i've got a collection from a bajillion brands and they're all the exact same

only difference is some are wider than others but the length is always the same and if you don't use stays you either a) dress like a goon dick or b) don't have a real dress code at your job

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
or c) buy trash at kohls

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

flyboi posted:

or c) buy trash at kohls
they don't sell trash at kohl's, they sell clothing. sheesh, have you even heard of the place? and who would even sell trash anyway? lol, owned. :regd09:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Sham bam bamina! posted:

also lol @ all the goonlords here who don't know what collar stays are

REAL dress shirts are collarless and you wear them with a detachable collar - which is starched.

sticking toothpicks into your "classy" shirt is like turning up at a black tie dinner in a clip-on bow tie

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
also lol my shirt cleaner changes out all my stays anyways so i never gently caress with them owned shitheels

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Sham bam bamina! posted:

what i really want is the ability to search only within my history, i couldn't tell you how many times i've forgotten where i'd read something (and hadn't bookmarked it) and either spent ages manually trawling through my history or just given up and (usually fruitlessly) attempted to retrace my steps to whatever the thing was

firefox does a pretty good approximation of this

the 'awesome bar' (awful name) is legit good tech and it's shameful that some other browser hasn't stolen it yet so I can use a browser that doesn't leak memory like a stuck pig.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PleasingFungus posted:

the 'awesome bar' (awful name) is legit good tech and it's shameful that some other browser hasn't stolen it yet so I can use a browser that doesn't leak memory like a stuck pig.
yeah I had to switch to chrome at work and the firefox history thing is way better

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
its the only good feature in firefox so i hope apple or google or someone rips it off soon

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

PleasingFungus posted:

firefox does a pretty good approximation of this

the 'awesome bar' (awful name) is legit good tech and it's shameful that some other browser hasn't stolen it yet so I can use a browser that doesn't leak memory like a stuck pig.

:qq: MY RAMS!

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

serewit posted:

its the only good feature in firefox so i hope apple or google or someone rips it off soon

they've both tried, their implementations are just poo poo

like i'll type in a word that i remembered was in the url and chrome will give me a dozen pages that had that word in the content of the page but not the one i'm looking for :cmon:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

serewit posted:

this is the dumbest loving thing

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1614737562/frugal-disruptives-tribal-browser

also the guys face makes me laughy

so it's Flock but taken to the next autismal level

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
lol @ jobs with dress codes

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Trig Discipline posted:

lol @ jobs with dress codes

many many years ago i worked for about six months as a sysadmin at doug lenat's software company which at the time was 90% crazy ontology specialists and ai programmers who came there directly from graduate studies programs

when i arrived, there was no dress code, but that changed a few months later to consist of the phrase "shoes required" because of one particular guy who made rms look like a bastion of fashion

shortly before i left (for medical reasons), one of the lead devs started showing up to work in a dress and nobody batted an eye

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trig Discipline posted:

lol @ jobs with dress codes

lol @ jobs with real dress codes but i can get behind a don't be a fuckin weirdo rule

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I can dress however I like at my job but I try not to be a goonlord slob because I have an ounce of self respect

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Yodzilla posted:

I have an ounce of self respect

what's it like?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Al! posted:

lol @ jobs with real dress codes but i can get behind a don't be a fuckin weirdo rule

i think it's cool that they let the guy come to work in a dress, mostly because my aunt is a transgendered CJ and she probably has a really hard time because she was always awkward

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

prefect posted:

what's it like?

terrible

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

prefect posted:

what's it like?
       /

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

chumpchous posted:

i think it's cool that they let the guy come to work in a dress, mostly because my aunt is a transgendered CJ and she probably has a really hard time because she was always awkward

well the way he put it it didn't seem like one guy is trans and that's cool but one of the weird nerds came to work in a dress because he was a weird nerd

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
it's called a hakama it is a traditional form of japanese formal wear you ignorant biggot

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Al! posted:

well the way he put it it didn't seem like one guy is trans and that's cool but one of the weird nerds came to work in a dress because he was a weird nerd

one day, "weird nerd" may be recognized as a mental illness deserving of special accomodation

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

lol @ jobs with real dress codes but i can get behind a don't be a fuckin weirdo rule

oh well yeah

don't want anyone showing up in their trek uniform but the idea that you need to tell normal people over 20 what to wear in a work environment is pretty insulting

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