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CopywrightMMXI posted:There's a Tumblr devoted to fictional Troy McLure movies: http://youmightremembermefrom.tumblr.com/. Some of these are pretty amazing.   EDIT: They spelled Paul Lynde's name incorrectly. WHOOPSIE-DOODLE!
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CaptainHollywood posted:Judging by the trailer it won't be glossed over - she's the villain. I feel like the movie's ending going to be really sad. Either because they completely misrepresent it and have Travers all turned around by Disney's charm at the end, or because they don't and it ends with a woman hating the thing that the movie's built up her passion about.
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Cacator posted:If they were making posters for the fake films as they were actually depicted in The Simpsons, that would be fine, That would be a valid thing for people to do. But what they did is just nonsense. The fake movies from The Simpsons if they were fake made today? That has no connection to reality at all. The whole premise is just gobbledygook. I'm sorry, but these are obviously created in period style, so your critique is misguided and passe. 
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Aug 16, 2013 05:18
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The clip art movie posters were too easy, but everyone seemed to enjoy them, so I'm gonna call it a win.
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Aug 16, 2013 06:59
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:I am really, really sad that Checkmate is not a real movie. McKellen, Mirren, Irons and McShane is just the best loving cast ever. No loving kidding. I'd watch them play chess in silence for two hours.
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Aug 16, 2013 12:53
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tliil posted:Fake movie posters for movies we wish were real, you say? It's a shame (but not surprising) that this is so much better than the Tom Hanks movie coming up later this year.
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Aug 16, 2013 15:44
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I was a little kid in the mid-90's when Seinfeld was airing and I totally thought those movies were real for a while. I wanted to see Death Blow so bad, I think my dad probably told me it didn't exist.
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Aug 16, 2013 17:03
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tliil posted:Fake movie posters for movies we wish were real, you say?
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Aug 16, 2013 17:11
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New, kind of lazy but still creepy, poster for this scary-looking movie, Proxy. quote:While walking home from her latest OB appointment, a very pregnant Esther Woodhouse is brutally attacked and disfigured by a hooded assailant. This horrible event seems to be a blessing in disguise when Esther finds consolation in a support group. Her life of sadness and solitude is opened up to friendship, understanding, and even acceptance. However, friendship and understanding can be very dangerous things when accepted by the wrong people.
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Aug 16, 2013 19:39
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New movies coming out, liking the theme: Hey Cutie!  Hello!  Hi! This one is loving fantastic I think and much better than the one with Hanks:  And this one is loving terrible, though I'll see it because I love Sedaris: 
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Aug 16, 2013 20:48
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Kinda scary when the best thing they can write on the poster is that David Sedaris fans won't hate it.
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Aug 16, 2013 21:31
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Yeah, that's some fuckin' ill tidings right there.
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Aug 16, 2013 21:33
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:Some new posters for Troma's upcoming Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol. 1. That first poster really sucks but that second one is really incredible, so I guess it evens out?
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Aug 16, 2013 21:36
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Kinda scary when the best thing they can write on the poster is that David Sedaris fans won't hate it. Who knew Gollum had so much cache in Hollywood?
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Yeah, that's some fuckin' ill tidings right there. The one thing that caught my eye is "Based on an essay by David Sedaris". It's not even his fiction or autobiographical stuff, but an essay. Irish Joe posted:Who knew Gollum had so much cache in Hollywood? That's Andy Serkis, but you're probably right. He probably has more pull in Hollywood than David Sedaris. ruddiger posted:That first poster really sucks but that second one is really incredible, so I guess it evens out? Yeah, outside of the Sex Pistol homage, it also feels a bit like a punk Scorpio Rising, with the leather jacket focus and color scheme.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Kinda scary when the best thing they can write on the poster is that David Sedaris fans won't hate it. The reviews from Sundance seemed to be pretty positive so I still have a little hope. It can't be better than his sister Amy Sedaris' big Hollywood break though:   Awesome.
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Dick Trauma posted:
I always thought Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die would be a great title for an actual movie. Then I found out it was. 
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Ariza posted:
Here's a great idea for kiimo and his like: if you can't make up your own tagline, don't steal well-known lines of dialogue from one of the most quotable pop culture movies in your target audience's age bracket.
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Kinda scary when the best thing they can write on the poster is that David Sedaris fans won't hate it. I think you're underestimating how many fans David Sedaris has, but okay.
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Aug 17, 2013 00:19
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Young Freud posted:The one thing that caught my eye is "Based on an essay by David Sedaris". It's not even his fiction or autobiographical stuff, but an essay. Uh most of his books are collections of essays. That's pretty much what he's famous for. They're almost all autobiographical.
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Tripwyre posted:I think you're underestimating how many fans David Sedaris has, but okay. I don't think that matters at all. LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING "J.R.R. Tolkien fans will be thrilled!" Really inspires hope in the movie. Actually, I'm pretty sure the Dragonlance movie had a review to the effect of Dragonlance fans would be excited for it. They were wrong and it was them trying to find some possible way to not say, "This movie really sucks."
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Aug 17, 2013 01:44
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Tripwyre posted:I think you're underestimating how many fans David Sedaris has, but okay. Well we better hope they're all walking through the same theatre and see this poster and aren't put off by that awful quote then, because it's not going to win over anybody who isn't already a fan of his.
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Aug 17, 2013 03:15
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There's a "Seinfeld" bit I'm reminded of when I see that poster, where the only blurb on a Broadway musical is, "It's one song after another!"
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Aug 17, 2013 03:21
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Robert Denby posted:There's a "Seinfeld" bit I'm reminded of when I see that poster, where the only blurb on a Broadway musical is, "It's one song after another!" Close, it's a commercial for Amex where Seinfeld and Superman go to see "Oh, Yes! Wyoming!" at the very end. Patrick Warburton voiced Superman. It's pretty fantastic.
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Aug 17, 2013 03:38
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I gotta identify which actor is on this poster... but HOW?
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Aug 17, 2013 10:17
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It's clearly Charlie Chaplin.
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Aug 17, 2013 10:30
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Isn't that the Magnum P.I. reboot?
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Aug 17, 2013 11:00
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ruddiger posted:That first poster really sucks but that second one is really incredible, so I guess it evens out? I think the painted poster looks great except for the directionless vacant stares of the girls.
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Aug 17, 2013 11:52
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When did he turn into Daniel Day-Lewis?
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Aug 17, 2013 12:24
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:I don't think that matters at all. Wait, there is a dragon lance movie?
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bows1 posted:Wait, there is a dragon lance movie? You're better off not knowing about it.
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Some upcoming films:    Cheekbones do not work that way!
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I was ready to make jokes about that Maleficent poster, because even if she is a good character that's a really bad idea... but nope, that movie is actually apparently a thing that's happening, it's not a mockup of a fictional movie.
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Aug 17, 2013 15:58
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bowser posted:Some upcoming films: "The Canyons: It's not The Hills..."
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Aug 17, 2013 16:01
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I didn't know this was a thing. Thanks, bowser! The poster is really loving nice, too.
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Aug 17, 2013 16:44
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James Deen not in porn? When did this happen?
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Shoehead posted:James Deen not in porn? When did this happen? When they made The Canyons.
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bowser posted:Some upcoming films:  I've seen it. It's not good. It's REALLY not good. Trust me. Birdemic is a more entertaining movie. The production values in this are marginally better than Birdemic but it's just not fun to watch in any way. Even Lindsay Lohan's 4 way sex scene is boring as gently caress to watch.
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Cleretic posted:I was ready to make jokes about that Maleficent poster, because even if she is a good character that's a really bad idea... but nope, that movie is actually apparently a thing that's happening, it's not a mockup of a fictional movie. It is a real film, but the poster isn't real. It's a fan poster.
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