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Coffee And Pie posted:Oh look If the kid goes feral, I will use a similar tool to feed him.
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 Judakel posted:If the kid goes feral, I will use a similar tool to feed him. LuLu Lemon® FeedingStick
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McKilligan posted:
When I was in college AMC did a Studio Ghibli celebration. A friend and I were watching this in our dorm with the door open, and the spergiest dude we knew walked in. He also happened to be a furry. It was really weird, but we were too nice to tell him to GTFO, so we pretended to not know what was going on and watched it when it re-ran a couple of hours later.
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SheepNameKiller posted:Yeah it's a leash, if you're going to put your kid on a tether at least have a sense of humor about it. On a serious note, I have a two year old, and I use a monkey backpack all the time. It's impractical to always carry him, and he wants to be down on the ground walking on his own. It's impossible to keep an eye on him every second, so it makes sense to keep a hold of him with the leash. Once you are parent and try to keep control of a two year old in a public area you'll understand why a leash is not a bad idea.
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Judakel posted:I got my kid a muzzle just on the off chance he bites anyone. I'd prefer not to have to keep an eye on him too closely. My hispanic nanny wasn't available last weekend and it was an absolute nightmare. Little brat almost stained my yoga pants while we were out. Best way to avoid this is have a little house in the garden which you can put him in when you're not home.
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Aston posted:Best way to avoid this is have a little house in the garden which you can put him in when you're not home. But that's what the crate is for.
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Wait... can we come back to this? Where is this from?
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Aug 22, 2013 17:26
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And what's with the incorrect dating
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Captain Trips posted:You have a few extra words there. hth I was gonna say the same except go with "kids are surprisingly stupid."
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Aug 22, 2013 17:35
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I considered that, but it's really not that surprising.
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lushka16 posted:Wait... can we come back to this? Where is this from?
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Jerk McJerkface posted:On a serious note, I have a two year old, and I use a monkey backpack all the time. It's impractical to always carry him, and he wants to be down on the ground walking on his own. It's impossible to keep an eye on him every second, so it makes sense to keep a hold of him with the leash. Once you are parent and try to keep control of a two year old in a public area you'll understand why a leash is not a bad idea. On this note, my father likes to tell me and my brothers the story of when he took us to our local mall and all three of us went running in different directions as soon as we walked in. I'm pretty sure that he would've killed for a leash right then. SomeJazzyRat has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Aug 22, 2013 |
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Palpek posted:An actual IB English course book. poo poo I wish I could have had this for IB English. We had to read Dostoyevsky and poo poo. Picture unrelated: 
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Jerk McJerkface posted:This, non-parents give me dirty looks when I have my kid on his monkey backpack. One idiot hipster even tried to untie the leash from the street sign, I had to run out of the restaurant my wife and I were at and chase after him before he ran into the street. You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant?
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? i hate you.
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? Finding a sitter is hard.
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? You did it! You cracked the code!
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Aug 22, 2013 19:42
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? That's pretty reckless. He should have at least used a U-lock.
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Aug 22, 2013 19:43
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? 
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Aug 22, 2013 19:43
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I miss the days when only one person felt compelled to 
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Alright alright I'm dumb, let's move along people!
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Ok Fella posted:You tied your kid to a street sign while you and your wife ate inside a restaurant? Well it's just cruel to subject other paying guests to the wailing and gnashing of teeth that comes with bringing a child to a restaurant. I make sure I always drug my child with gravol first. He can't be trusted...last time we tied him to a street post he chewed clean through his monkey backpack's tail. I'll tell you, there's no worse feeling in the world than that. I almost felt like a bad parent for a moment, but a nice hobo kept him safe and entertained. 
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cuntvalet posted:Well it's just cruel to subject other paying guests to the wailing and gnashing of teeth that comes with bringing a child to a restaurant. I think you should be less subtle. 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Incoming cringing. Why 
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mpyro posted:Why It gets worse. His clever black boxes kept him anonymous for about two seconds. He will never live this down.
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syscall girl posted:It gets worse. His clever black boxes kept him anonymous for about two seconds. He will never live this down. I hope it was a joke resume and one he never used.
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mpyro posted:I hope it was a joke resume and one he never used. If he actually had those internships and jobs he was talking about, then he had to have used a real resume at some point.
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DrBouvenstein posted:If he actually had those internships and jobs he was talking about, then he had to have used a real resume at some point. Being a brony is a bit like being a stoner, you don't realize how far in you are until you start showing that sweet bong you made to your boss and family.
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LeafyOrb posted:Being a brony is a bit like being a stoner, you don't realize how far in you are until you start showing that sweet bong you made to your boss and family. To be fair it was a pretty sweet bong and my mom said she was proud of me but my boss said I was an idiot because it was a gravity bong which isn't technically a bong because the smoke isn't filtered through water but since then I've been working on a gravity bong bong so I think I'll get the last laugh.
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Miltank posted:
People think it is a sign of lazy parenting. I think it's an ingenious idea.
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I never really got what the big deal is with kids on leashes. Little kids run around a lot and get lost easy, I remember my kid brother got put on a leash when we went to the fair
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My kid was always being trouble on long trips till I got them a thunder shirt. All of a sudden they are calm.
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Male Man posted:To be fair it was a pretty sweet bong and my mom said she was proud of me but my boss said I was an idiot because it was a gravity bong which isn't technically a bong because the smoke isn't filtered through water but since then I've been working on a gravity bong bong so I think I'll get the last laugh. You showed a bong to your boss and your mom?
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Children are dogs with less control over their pooping.
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Ok Fella posted:You showed a bong to your boss and your mom? Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the forum. I strongly detect the presence of stupid in your posting.  Actually I laughed a bit. Good work, shows improvement. 
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syscall girl posted:Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the forum. I strongly detect the presence of stupid in your posting. Dees illustrated?
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Groda posted:Dees illustrated? You would think so but the lack of his watermark made me look it up and it's actually from here.
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It's probably bad that I recognized it immediately despite not having seen that particular one before.
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Nah dude, True American Dog is a modern masterpiece.
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Baby steps. Baby steps. 
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