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~Coxy posted:what really gets me is when you go to as asian place and they don't have knives they use spoons.
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Al! posted:i apparently use my knife and fork like a European (or what they call a bit o the ol knifey forkey) without even knowing it knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb
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Aug 23, 2013 14:49
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:chopsticks promote slower eating and thus help with weight loss no they don't. the portions you're gonna be lifting into your face hole are gonna be the same unless ur eating something like rice which means your a poor bastard eating garbage. chopsticks only exist because poor Asian people could only afford to grab some stick off the ground instead of buying proper utensils
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Aug 23, 2013 14:51
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shaggar pls reel in the racism a little bit
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Aug 23, 2013 14:52
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uhhh i think its p accepted that if you eat more slowly your body will tell you that you're 'full' sooner
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Aug 23, 2013 14:53
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb
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Aug 23, 2013 14:53
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate.
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Aug 23, 2013 14:53
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Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. java programmer
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Aug 23, 2013 14:54
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Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. sorry youre so deficient that you literally cant use both hands for equal tasks "well ive mastered `holding things` with my left hand but i cant actually move it in a forward and back motion, guess ill have to swap utensils 300 times a meal" - non-functioning adults
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Aug 23, 2013 14:54
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lol if you don't use the side of your fork as a knife to leave a hand open for a spoon
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Aug 23, 2013 14:55
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hubris.height posted:lol if you don't use the side of your fork as a knife to leave a hand open for a spoon lol if you dont just use a spork with a sharpened edge
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Aug 23, 2013 14:55
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wtf, doesn't everyone here just use their business cards
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Aug 23, 2013 14:56
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb b-b-b-but im left handed 
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Aug 23, 2013 14:57
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DaTroof posted:wtf, doesn't everyone here just use their business cards i snort all my meals business card in left rolled up Benjamin in right
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Aug 23, 2013 14:58
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:they use spoons. savages.
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Aug 23, 2013 15:00
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:lol if you dont just use a spork with a sharpened edge yeessssss experience the ultimate shame and fully dehumanize yourself
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Aug 23, 2013 15:01
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flyboi posted:b-b-b-but im left handed then do the reverse
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Aug 23, 2013 15:02
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Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. correctamundo doing anything else is a mark of someone raised in a trailer park eating hotdogs and actual dogs
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Aug 23, 2013 15:02
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lol if u don't get your manservant to spit pre-chewed food straight into your gaping facehole
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Aug 23, 2013 15:02
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:correctamundo it's the other way around hth
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Aug 23, 2013 15:03
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hubris.height posted:yeessssss experience the ultimate shame and fully dehumanize yourself my friend got one of those when we went camping im sure its a decent idea, "one utensil" and all, but its loving crap. if its sharp enough to cut food itll slice your face open, so its not sharp at all. plus trying to cut poo poo with 1 utensil means its going to slide around. the prongs arent deep enough to actually penetrate anything to pick it up and the bowl is too shallow to actually eat soup effectively
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Aug 23, 2013 15:03
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Dr. Honked posted:lol if u don't get your wife to spit pre-chewed food straight into your gaping facehole / 
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Aug 23, 2013 15:04
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Al! posted:it's the other way around hth a proper place setting has the knife on the right and the fork on the left for exactly this reason
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Aug 23, 2013 15:05
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:correctamundo actually switching hands is the hallmark of "incompetent american"
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Aug 23, 2013 15:05
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:my friend got one of those when we went camping sounds like a pretty good Kickstarter project
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Aug 23, 2013 15:05
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:actually switching hands is the hallmark of "incompetent american" i was raised not to switch unless you had to like if the course also needed a spoon or the crab fork or something
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Aug 23, 2013 15:08
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WorkingPeer posted:this is how you design games right?? this makes me so angry because the guy didn't use engineering or graphing paper i don't know why it makes me angry, it might be from that stupid class in my freshman year of college when we had to make like 3D nuts and bolts on engineering paper to show we could draw or something
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Aug 23, 2013 15:12
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Cryin Burnigan posted:this makes me so angry because the guy didn't use engineering or graphing paper i don't know why it makes me angry, it might be from that stupid class in my freshman year of college when we had to make like 3D nuts and bolts on engineering paper to show we could draw or something yo thats on graph paper he managed to ignore all the lines though so lol
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Aug 23, 2013 15:13
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Cryin Burnigan posted:this makes me so angry because the guy didn't use engineering or graphing paper i don't know why it makes me angry, it might be from that stupid class in my freshman year of college when we had to make like 3D nuts and bolts on engineering paper to show we could draw or something drafting class is to teach you to think spatially because lots of people don't actually do this for some reason
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Aug 23, 2013 15:16
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Socracheese posted:uhhh i think its p accepted that if you eat more slowly your body will tell you that you're 'full' sooner its fact that it takes on average 20 minutes for your body to relay to your brain that it's full and stop eating. if you take your time eating you will eat less and be fuller longer as opposed to just shoveling garbage in your face as fast as possible then you have that overstuffed feeling
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Aug 23, 2013 17:42
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utensil chat is the worst
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Aug 23, 2013 18:02
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/massivestate/metroid-enemies-within-a-metroid-fan-film lol
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Aug 23, 2013 18:20
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quote:Re: Metroid: Enemies Within (A Metroid Fan Film) i for one never could have anticipated this
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Aug 23, 2013 18:27
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Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. shaggar was right Migishu posted:http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/massivestate/metroid-enemies-within-a-metroid-fan-film lol
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Aug 23, 2013 18:47
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:knife in left, fork in right, anything else is dumb Shaggar posted:wrong. knife in right, fork in left when cutting. switch fork back to right when not cutting and place knife on plate. i was gonna let this slide, but we left-handers need to speak up against dexteronormative bigotry like this. guys please choose your words a little more carefully in the future because this kind of stuff is really hurtful. thank and god bless.
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Aug 23, 2013 18:58
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i want to see shaggar take an hour to eat a steak swap fork hand, pick up knife, cut, put knife gently on plate, switch fork to other hand, take bite swap fork hand, pick up knife, cut, put knife gently on plate, switch fork to other hand, take bite swap fork hand, pick up knife, cut, put knife gently on plate, switch fork to other hand, take bite swap fork hand, pick up knife, cut, put knife gently on plate, switch fork to other hand, take bite alternatively cut your entire steak up at once like a literal infant
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Aug 23, 2013 19:03
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:i want to see shaggar take an hour to eat a steak that's why you cut up the steak all at once, then switch hands, idiot
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Aug 23, 2013 19:26
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cut the steak into tiny cubes (alternating hands with each cut) and then dump all of the cubes into a dog dish and eat your idiot dog food
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Aug 23, 2013 19:28
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jooky posted:that's why you cut up the steak all at once, then switch hands, idiot hmm yes let me cut up my well done unseasoned steak thats fresh off the grill into tiny pieces i despite MEAT BLOOD and refuse to pay a cent if a drop shatters the sanctity of my mouth protip dont forget to wrap it in a towel and squeeze thoroughly so that its as dried out as possible
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:alternatively cut your entire steak up at once like a literal infant
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