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A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/2014-deloria-space-pirate-calender

raise me money to pay for a reward tier on a kickstarter im a pink haired sexy space pirate ingame ^_^

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

A Sloth posted:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/2014-deloria-space-pirate-calender

raise me money to pay for a reward tier on a kickstarter im a pink haired sexy space pirate ingame ^_^

quote:

In return for supporting me - I will create a 15-page digital 2014 calendar featuring Deloria in incredibly sexy bikinis and posing with awesome SCI-FI backgrounds in a high quality 1900 x 1200 renders. I will also create a fullspread nude render in as high detail as I can manage as a collectors edition item for backers that support me beyond the $1 price of the calender.

oh good, now i have something to copy and paste when people say "why do you hate deep roleplaying so much?"

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
as high a detail as possible i mean gently caress those labia are gonna look real drat good

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

creatine posted:

when i eat asian food usually its in a place that doesn't even have forks

if you ask they'll bring out a fork

ps they don't respect you regardless so no need to worry about that

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

chopsticks promote slower eating and thus help with weight loss

sorry your fingers are so loving fat you need a literal shovel to get as much food into your mouth as possible

loooool at this coming from you


quote:

Deloria is incredibly feisty and hot. Frankly she's a babe. Stunningly beautiful and very very determined. I want to develop her as a strong female rolemodel. Oh yes - and she looks stunning in a bikini. That's where you come in.

every sentence of this is amazing

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

PleasingFungus posted:

loooool at this coming from you

idgi

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




PleasingFungus posted:

if you ask they'll bring out a fork



they don't even speak English most of the time I go

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
you must be confusing me with iron man creatine, who does shovel as much food as he can into his mouth because he burns 10,000 calories a day throwing around neutron stars

Adult Sword Owner fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 23, 2013

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
pls help my kickstarter: i want to raise money to get a nude calendar for this person's kickstarter to get a certain reward tier for another kickstarter

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

A Sloth posted:

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/2014-deloria-space-pirate-calender

raise me money to pay for a reward tier on a kickstarter im a pink haired sexy space pirate ingame ^_^



im the... absolutely loving everything

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

WorkingPeer posted:

im the... absolutely loving everything

i'll just be the look of disappointment

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

WorkingPeer posted:



im the... absolutely loving everything
nice boots

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
peak poo poo

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

aren't you the one who has fat-diabetes at age 20 or w/e

Vicas posted:

pls help my kickstarter: i want to raise money to get a nude calendar for this person's kickstarter to get a certain reward tier for another kickstarter

same

creatine posted:

they don't even speak English most of the time I go

hand gestures

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
uh oh guys, our rivals over at fyad have their own kickstarter thread now! :jerkbag:






























































































now off to steal their links and/jokes! :getin:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

WorkingPeer posted:

uh oh guys, our rivals over at fyad have their own kickstarter thread now! :jerkbag:






























































































now off to steal their links and/jokes! :getin:

don't forget to leave sigs on or :frogout:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
hey so idk what this stupid rear end thread is about but check it i think i have a brilliant idea for a kickstarter:

Get this, my idea is a tool to help fat worthless loving pieces of poo poo stop consuming so much soda. Basically consult my diagram:

it is a straw with an electrical energy generating flywheel attached which generates a mildly unpleasant shock of electricity when powered, which energy would be generated by the vigorous suction of a fatass attempting to gulp down soda as fast as possible

sort of like a clockwork orange, the mildly unpleasant situation will, over time, associate an unpleasant sensation with gulleting gallons of soda at a time, prevent the lardo from overconsuming quantities which will lead to weight loss.

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
:weed:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
how about repurposing it so the flywheel is embedded in a penis sheath so that when you cum it shocks ur balls

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
put a bottle opener on it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
a pair of briefs with a bottle opener where the butthole goes

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

PleasingFungus posted:

aren't you the one who has fat-diabetes at age 20 or w/e

uh i had slightly elevated bloodpressure for like half a year, then i started running and that Went Away

doing nothing is inferior to actually doing something idk

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

non-lovely kickstarter update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ByKyvpw4lM

T2 is live :getin:

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Al! posted:

a pair of briefs with a bottle opener where the butthole goes

a butt'le opener

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

syscall girl posted:

don't forget to leave sigs on or :frogout:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

$50
Custom Full exposure.

Tell me how you would like to see Deloria and I will do my very very best to fulfill your fantasy: A customized centerfold, in addition to the digital package.
Estimated delivery: November 2013

1 out of 10000 claimed

for $50 we can get a custom calendar of deloria with cat ears getting hosed in the rear end by bubsy while she sucks off two dick-wolves. strong female role model.

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
!
GCW - Game Consoles Worldwide LLC has sent you a package

maybe this will be the actual system!?


too bad i'll be travelling for work and won't know until friday

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

flyboi posted:

!
GCW - Game Consoles Worldwide LLC has sent you a package

maybe this will be the actual system!?


too bad i'll be travelling for work and won't know until friday

njoy ur piece of crap

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Vicas posted:

pls help my kickstarter: i want to raise money to get a nude calendar for this person's kickstarter to get a certain reward tier for another kickstarter

finally, kickstarter officially crossed into ponzi territory

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
So a friend of mine had a successful kickstarter for a geek themed bar in Chicago


Here's hoping it works I guess

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

so it's a bar with little cubicles so people can enjoy their beer and food wihtout having to look at people?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

seriously that would probably actually work. :(

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:
i just came up with an amazing idea... do you know those jewelry cleaner liquid things... with the 'shelf' kind of thing you dip down into the bottom holding your jewelry then you lift it back up to retrieve your poo poo? well one of those but in a mug... and it stays in the bottom whilst you dunk biscuits. any sunken biscuit accidents and you can fish that poo poo out pronto

gonna kickstart it

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
cut and switch still is the proper etiquette in america idkwhy but it is

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

so it's a bar with little cubicles so people can enjoy their beer and food wihtout having to look at people?

no imagine a mtg tournament room but instead of no beer you have beer i guess

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

A Sloth posted:

i just came up with an amazing idea... do you know those jewelry cleaner liquid things... with the 'shelf' kind of thing you dip down into the bottom holding your jewelry then you lift it back up to retrieve your poo poo? well one of those but in a mug... and it stays in the bottom whilst you dunk biscuits. any sunken biscuit accidents and you can fish that poo poo out pronto

gonna kickstart it

just fill a deep fryer with coffee hth

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

flyboi posted:

no imagine a mtg tournament room but instead of no beer you have beer i guess

if i wanted to hang out in a bar with almost no women id just go to a gay/cop bar

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Al! posted:

if i wanted to hang out in a bar with almost no women id just go to a gay/cop bar

what about gay cop bars

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
now off to steal their links and/jokes!



















































































now off to steal their links and/jokes! :getin:
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Dr. Honked fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Aug 25, 2013

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
who cares what a yospos-lite like fyad does

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