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Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?
https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/371704325350756352

@WWEBrayWyatt posted:

The monster likes it here.........

#OBEY

:stare: :ohdear:

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AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
I. Cant. Wait.

Please be mega monster heel kane.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
X-Pac sucks

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I dunno, that was a pretty good burn on TNA for both being poo poo as a product and poo poo as an employer.

Bray has obviously harnessed the Ghost of Andre the Giant.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Yeah pretty sure X-Pac just declared TNA backyard wrestling which is pretty funny.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

SHOTS FIRED



:iceburn:

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

i didn't know that and to be honest i don't believe it either

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

The Shaman of Cum posted:

i didn't know that and to be honest i don't believe it either

:nms::nms:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I still don't believe it.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
What's the butthole equivalent of camel toe? :stare:

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
I don't think it's a shape that can be tied to anything in nature.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh god Bray has teamed up with the Zin Empire!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
A lady's butt = not mind safe.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

MassRafTer posted:

A lady's butt = not mind safe.

It's a weird looking butt

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

A lady's butt = not mind safe.
SA forums.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

getitoffgetitoff posted:

It's a weird looking butt

i would make it my home.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BizarroAzrael posted:

I don't think it's a shape that can be tied to anything in nature.

The bottom of a whole raw chicken, Hank Hill's rear end, and two basketballs deflated and then stomped on have all been proposed.

I like Bray Wyatt but the idea that he is tweeting from his weird cult home is so stupid to me.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ABOUT DRUGS posted:

The bottom of a whole raw chicken, Hank Hill's rear end, and two basketballs deflated and then stomped on have all been proposed.

I like Bray Wyatt but the idea that he is tweeting from his weird cult home is so stupid to me.

Yeah, that place did not look like it got any bars at all.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

ABOUT DRUGS posted:

I like Bray Wyatt but the idea that he is tweeting from his weird cult home is so stupid to me.

He's not doing it from home. He's tweeting from whoever is the nearest vessel with a smartphone or iPad at the time. Every once in a while, Husky Harris regains consciousness backstage for a minute or two, wonders how the gently caress he lost track of two years of time, wanders aimlessly into catering, and then becomes the devil again after Wyatt finishes his tweet.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Wouldn't a tank's engine be more powerful than a Ferrari's though.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Supreme Allah posted:

Wouldn't a tank's engine be more powerful than a Ferrari's though.

:ssh: Keep your logic out of this, it's wrestling. Plus in people's minds Ferrari = fast, tank = powerful but slow.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Rebecca Quin posted:

@BeckyLynchWWE
Join the Lynch mob. WWE is about to be oBECKtified.
:stare: maybe not the best choice of words to use

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Maybe they're pairing her with Zeb? That would be amazing, an Ann Coulter wrestler.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

flashy_mcflash posted:

Maybe they're pairing her with Zeb? That would be amazing, an Ann Coulter wrestler.
First feud is with the Funkadactyls or Alicia Fox

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

achillesforever6 posted:

:stare: maybe not the best choice of words to use

I agree, nobody should be promoting the solo band of ex-Dokken guitarist George Lynch. :v:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I agree, nobody should be promoting the solo band of ex-Dokken guitarist George Lynch. :v:

I own his CDs.

I'm not sorry. :colbert:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I'd have more of a problem with the play on "objectified" being used to describe a WWE Diva.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Why aren't you following Zeb Colter?

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

kidcoelacanth posted:



Why aren't you following Zeb Colter?

Because he blocked me after getting tagged in a conversation about which pony was the most real American. I didn't even get a shoutout tweet. :(

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I agree, nobody should be promoting the solo band of ex-Dokken guitarist George Lynch. :v:

It seems we think of different things when presented with the term "lynch mob."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

That thought occurred to me too, but I just like ripping on hair metal guys now and then. :v:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I hope Becky Lynch is at least half as great as her sister Claire.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

Gavok posted:

I hope Becky Lynch is at least half as great as her sister Claire.

It's the opposite to how I feel about Roman Reigns and his brother Luther

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

If we are going to derail, I may as well go way off the tracks.

My older brother (10 years older than man) was a local guitarist in the hair metal heydey and LOVED George Lynch. When Dokken was at St. Louis Arena (in support of Ratt) he bribed a security guard with a joint to let him back to the dressing area. He knocked on a locked door and out pops George Lynch. My brother couldn't believe he was meeting his hero....Lynch took a look at him (my bro was 16) and told him to get the gently caress out of his way. He always tells this story in support of his "Be careful meeting your heroes" theory.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Your brother should've had a vagina. Think about how disappointed George Lynch was that day. Your brother was selfish.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

quote:

Karl Anderson ‏@Machinegunka 7m
Prince devitt and myself are on a unstoppable mission of recruiting Kevin Steen for the #bulletclub ..
#packagepiledivers
#steenalizers

That would be.... something.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I said a couple months ago that Steen would be the perfect addition if he'd be willing to give Japan another go.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Maybe they could help him get a superbigdick?

quote:

“@Pimpsquasi: @FightSteenFight If you were in the WWE and they made you change your body what would you do?” I'd ask for a bigger penis.

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Aug 30, 2013

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!



http://instagram.com/p/dqDDe1QT99/

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

It's the opposite to how I feel about Roman Reigns and his brother Luther

Sadly, Roman has never had peas before.

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