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Furnok Dorn
Mar 30, 2004
SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

Revener posted:

I don't think that gesture means what you think it means.

Also you're gross.



Well, the sticker isn't wrong, really.

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yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

monkeytennis posted:

It's no use to me if there's only room for one biscuit.
Well, duh, the other biscuit(s) are going to be in your other hand.

Revener
Aug 25, 2007

by angerbeet

monkeytennis posted:

It's no use to me if there's only room for one biscuit.

There's a reason it's British.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I'M British. And one piddly biccy won't cut it when I'm having a brew. :britain:

Revener
Aug 25, 2007

by angerbeet

monkeytennis posted:

I'M British. And one piddly biccy won't cut it when I'm having a brew. :britain:

Then maybe you should have been born in America where God invented the sheet cookie and 64oz coffee. :911:

Telemarchitect
Oct 1, 2009

TOUCH THE KNOB
"Mommy, why is that guy laughing like an idiot at the Ikea catalogue?"

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

monkeytennis posted:

It's no use to me if there's only room for one biscuit.

The biscuit pocket is just for that one-biscuit-too-many that was in danger of toppling the giant stack on the plate.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Telemarchitect posted:

"Mommy, why is that guy laughing like an idiot at the Ikea catalogue?"



Oh my, is this going to be another "Weeaboo" situation? :allears:



CAT SMASH!

NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Action-Bastard posted:

His parent's are also Scientologists, god only knows what that kid gets exposed to or sheltered from.

"Dad, I think I freed some more body Thetans, in my pants."

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Revener posted:

I don't think that gesture means what you think it means.

Also you're gross.



Sokoban
Feb 16, 2011

THUNDERDOME
LOSER

Revener posted:

Then maybe you should have been born in America where God invented the sheet cookie and 64oz coffee. :911:

I have to admit, even though in Britain this is tantamount to heresy and high treason, American cookies are loving amazing with a decent cup of mud

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

monkeytennis posted:

I'M British. And one piddly biccy won't cut it when I'm having a brew. :britain:

What kind of savage, ancient Brit still has biscuits with Tea instead of just replacing the biscuit with another Tea? You're a loving disgrace

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Lydia being in the audience elevates this image from awesome to legendary

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

dijon du jour posted:

Oh my, is this going to be another "Weeaboo" situation? :allears:



CAT SMASH!

Looks like someone forgot to buy greenies again.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

dijon du jour posted:

Oh my, is this going to be another "Weeaboo" situation? :allears:



CAT SMASH!

"Heeeeeeeeeeere's Kitty!"

rex monday
Jul 9, 2001

Pisk. Pisk. Piiiiiiisk!

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

Here's one that's easier to read:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Not Work Safe for dildo:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/y0yPerb.jpg :nws:

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Astrobastard posted:

What kind of savage, ancient Brit still has biscuits with Tea instead of just replacing the biscuit with another Tea? You're a loving disgrace
You dip your tea in your tea?

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011


Same artist:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Thaddius the Large posted:

"Heeeeeeeeeeere's Kitty!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


I want a lady who's into cryptocurrencies, but not too many cryptocurrencies.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Bored posted:

So, like, the performance is weird and all, and that outfit looks uncomfortable as hell, but what I don't understand is the tongue hanging out thing. And I can't find anything online that explains the tongue thing, aside from people wondering why she keeps posing for pictures with her tongue out.

She's trying way too hard to appear sexy, but it doesn't come naturally from her, so it looks forced and awkward.


Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
That boss was not beatable. That was seriously the biggest waste of quarters of my entire youth.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

SynthOrange posted:


I want a lady who's into cryptocurrencies, but not too many cryptocurrencies.

What is BTC in this case?

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Frostwerks posted:

What is BTC in this case?

Bitcoins.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Metanaut posted:

She's trying way too hard to appear sexy, but it doesn't come naturally from her, so it looks forced and awkward.




Plus she was probably high as a kite.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
I thought it was a Gene Simmons reference of some kind, but I'm probably giving her too much credit.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Metanaut posted:

She's trying way too hard to appear sexy, but it doesn't come naturally from her, so it looks forced and awkward.

When Luc Besson was casting Mathilda in Leon he said he was not looking for a girl who 'knew what sex was', but one who thought she knew, but didn't.

Miley Cyrus was that girl.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right




Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Metanaut posted:

She's trying way too hard to appear sexy, but it doesn't come naturally from her, so it looks forced and awkward.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

WITNESS THE POWER!
Jun 13, 2009

Why don't you go get a glass of orange juice and spill it all over yourself like a big dumb baby

Alec Baldwin got in a scuffle with a paparazzi today (Baldwin slammed the guy's head against a car) and this photo was taken afterwards.

Everything about it makes me laugh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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SquareDog
Feb 8, 2004

silent but deadly
I love a good Myst reference, they're so infrequent these days (years).

EDIT: Although it occurs to me now that it probably wasn't even intentional. :smith:

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