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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Sitting next to a fat person in the theater while watching a funny movie is also awesome. You can literally feel the laughter.

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Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
I like it when fat people are walking behind me in a long hallway because it reminds me of Jurassic Park and the thumping lets me pretend that I'm being chased by a raptor. It's even better when a fat guy steps on a bus and shakes the whole thing. It's like a T-rex is nudging the bus and trying to figure out how to get at us!

Also when you're walking behind a fat guy in a crowd, everyone moves the gently caress out of the way. It's like the people version of drafting behind a big semi truck.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Did anyone here ever post on the AOKH forums?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I used to post on a tiny Australian forum about stand up comedy where the local comedians would create anonymous accounts to slag each other off. I was pretty good at guessing their identities and since I was a complete nobody with no public reputation to maintain I'd jump right in and argue back which resulted in page after page of vitriolic insults being slung back and forth. It was the pettiest, most immature thing ever but holy gently caress it was fun while it lasted.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski
I like fat chicks

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

So do I. Let's post a thread about our favourites!

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PYF Whatever, mk. I: Fatties. It's Fatties all the way down.

I prefer the term "hourglass."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:

I like fat chicks

Fire's alt account spotted.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Francodipshit posted:

Fire's alt account spotted.

Fat, not five year old.

BAKA FLOCKA FLAME
Oct 9, 2012

by Pipski

Francodipshit posted:

Fire's alt account spotted.

How loving dare you.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I just hate fats.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

gleep gloop posted:

I just hate fats.

How do you feel about trans fats?

Answer carefully

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

I don't care who knows this, I'm not ashamed! I love big ole titties! I said it! Not ashamed!

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Bash Ironfist posted:

I don't care who knows this, I'm not ashamed! I love big ole titties! I said it! Not ashamed!

I love asses.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I like penises on handsome men.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How do you feel about trans fats?

Answer carefully

Please don't be transphobic, you bigot.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I like penises on handsome men.

I do too as well sometimes

PYF attractive person

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How do you feel about trans fats?

Answer carefully

They're unnatural abominations that have no place in our society.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

gleep gloop posted:

They're unnatural abominations that have no place in our society.

That is actually the correct progressive response I believe

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Francodipshit posted:

Please don't be transphobic, you bigot.

My love and acceptance for trans fats is open and unconditional. :colbert:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I like penises on handsome men.

Me too, a penis and balls.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Me too, a penis and balls.

Eh, I'm so-so on balls. I'm a "balls optional" guy.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Francodipshit posted:

Please don't be transphobic, you bigot.

Can I be trainsphobic? Not a big fan of train. The transportation and the band.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Coffee And Pie posted:

Can I be trainsphobic? Not a big fan of train. The transportation and the band.

Trainsphobic is fine so long as you don't participate in othering riders.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Francodipshit posted:

Trainsphobic is fine so long as you don't participate in othering riders.

Can I be a motherkin? It's like Norman Bates but not creepy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Me too, a penis and balls.

Now you're just being greedy.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I like all kinds of shouting. It's fun.

Raneman
Dec 24, 2010

by T. Finninho
Do you ever decide to do something ironically and then end up liking it? This is probably why I now enjoy anime and Paradox Games.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
For me it was gay sex.

Raneman
Dec 24, 2010

by T. Finninho
I think thats real because there are dudes that are just like "I'm gonna fap to men." and all of a sudden they are bisexuals.

EDIT: Does this mean finding out you're an otaku is the same as finding out you're bisexual?

Raneman has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Aug 30, 2013

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'm not joking.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Francodipshit posted:

For me it was gay sex.

Gay anime. Queens blade is the best

Raneman
Dec 24, 2010

by T. Finninho
Well for me I had a similar experience where I thought some people's feet were nice so I looked up some pictures of girls' feet and masturbated to them. I got a foot fetish now.

EDIT: Here is some nice feet

Raneman has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Aug 30, 2013

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

One time I watched an anime to make fun of it. I loved it so much I haven't showered in three years and talk loudly in my school cafeteria with my fellow otaku's about which Naruto we'd all be.

Raneman
Dec 24, 2010

by T. Finninho

NienNunb posted:

One time I watched an anime to make fun of it. I loved it so much I haven't showered in three years and talk loudly in my school cafeteria with my fellow otaku's about which Naruto we'd all be.

I never watched dumb anime like Naruto, I mostly watch anime about moe high school girls. Nichijou is one of my favorites.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Watch queens blade it has lots of empowered, yet beautiful women

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Gay anime. Queens blade is the best

I saw Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagan and I was rock loving hard for the first half. and then I just couldn't watch the rest.

Raneman
Dec 24, 2010

by T. Finninho

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Watch queens blade it has lots of empowered, yet beautiful women

Sorry I only watch anime about moe high school girls.

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Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
I ironically snorted meth just to make fun of TCC and I want you all to know that I'll suck your dicks for a bump, man. I'll suck them ironically, or unironically, I don't care. I don't even know anymore. Help a brother out, man.

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