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Judakel posted:To complete the picture: What was your master's thesis? It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
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I am hoping it had something to do with particle accelerators. Always wanted to throw my semen in one of those.
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Judakel posted:I am hoping it had something to do with particle accelerators. Always wanted to throw my semen in one of those. But what if another scientist decides to jizz in it at the same time and your erections touch? 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:But what if another scientist decides to jizz in it at the same time and your erections touch? Schrodingers Cocks?
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Frostwerks posted:Schrodingers Cocks? Large Hardon Collider?
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That is a quality pun, right there. 
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Efexeye posted:Dude, I played alto sax for 11 years. That guy is definitely drowning in his own slobber unless he decided to get down on the ground during the first song of the first set of the night. Nah man. I play the actual saxophone he's playing (I mean a tenor, not like literally the same one he's got in his hands) and I can tell you they just don't fill up with spit like that. Most of the moisture comes right out the tone holes up top and any that remains can be cleared out in like a second by opening the palm keys. It doesn't collect spit at the bottom like a plumbing trap. Well it does but only a tiny, tiny bit. That guy's alright.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:But what if another scientist decides to jizz in it at the same time and your erections touch? 
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Hollis posted:There's a really interesting book called the History of Rock and Roll that talks about this and it's basically " Yeah, people went batshit crazy because imagine never hearing rock and roll or a saxophone your entire life and then being exposed to Jazz or Rock and Roll in one night with a huge crowd that has never heard it before either". If you aren't reacting like that at live music then the musicians aint doing their job right 
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Say Nothing posted:Wear protection. This thing weighed twice as much as it was meant to actually lift iirc, which I found fairly amusing.
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What scientific experiment requires penises that heavy? For content:  All Jeep drivers are drunk jerks. Somebody has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Aug 31, 2013 |
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toanoradian posted:What scientific experiment requires penises that heavy? YOUR
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toanoradian posted:What scientific experiment requires penises that heavy? MOM
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Good news, if you didn't wash your hands extremely thoroughly immediately after each orgasm then there'd be a few trace elements that found their way onto the hard copies. why would I feel the need to wash my hands, it all went in her mouth Judakel posted:To complete the picture: What was your master's thesis? Influences of the Puritans in early American government. A real fuckin' page-turner.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Influences of the Puritans in early American government. A real fuckin' page-turner. And pretty steamy too, from the sound of it.
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 GOTTA STAY FAI posted:why would I feel the need to wash my hands, it all went in her mouth Well in that case, did you wash her mouth??? 
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Say Nothing posted:Wear protection. Thats downright Orky 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
I dunno, you'll have to ask her--your mom's oral hygiene isn't my responsibility. 
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E: THIS WAS NEVER HERE.
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A pair of vice grips costs way more than a stupid knob.
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  Edit: Holy Hell, giant table breaking.
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The Crocs really bring his whole ensemble together.
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Where's Miley Cyrus?
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DrBouvenstein posted:
Is Tim Burton making a movie out of Waldo? When did I miss that? 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:There is no such thing as a Lost Boys sequel. You're on drugs. I'm telling mom. There are actually 2 sequels.
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ColHannibal posted:There are actually 2 sequels. Next you'll tell me there are prequels to Star Wars. Crazy talk. Goddamn. I think I'm breaking tables and can't remove the pic. I need to forget about uploading pics. Mods? [modedit: attachment removed] ^^ Thanks! ^^ RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 17:39 on Aug 30, 2013 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:
He must be a walk-on for an MIB movie. Maybe there's a planet Seuss.
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Mulefisk posted:Is this from the latest Call of Duty game? I see they have worked hard on the new dog models to make COD goasts the best game yet.
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Mulefisk posted:Is this from the latest Call of Duty game? 
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Mulefisk posted:Is this from the latest Call of Duty game? I thought maybe a new STALKER release, with some added mutations.
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Haruharuharuko posted:Thats downright Orky I was thinking more Rasputin-ish 
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:A pair of vice grips costs way more than a stupid knob. A pair of vice grips is much more likely to be just chilling somewhere in your house.
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