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I like to think that when Sal was recording that bit, he was thinking to himself "This is gonna be loving radio GOLD!!!"prefect posted:Sal attends some listener's house party, slept in the basement, proceeded to be Sal. "She had a Chinese adopted brother.....Sal just didn't even know where to start." Actually, the funniest part of that clip is Sal's drunken phone call home to his wife, where he's begging Shuli in a whisper to make sure they leave early the next morning. haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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prefect posted:Sal's less easily shamed when the subject is women instead of other race. Sal's lovely racism is excusable just for the fact that I've always gotten the feeling that he's completely pig loving ignorant when it comes to race rather than mean spirited. He's probably as not racist as his hosed up upbringing in that awful environment will allow him to be. He's just completely stupid in that regard. His hatred of women, however, is terrifying. It really makes my skin crawl. As much as I love Artie, he's just as guilty of that. Every woman is either some amazing life-giving creature or a greedy, bloodsucking oval office. DangerDummy! fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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Sal and Artie both grew up in that insanely racist, misogynistic Italian environment. They grew up in the northern version of trailer parks and every black person is a friend of the family and every woman that isn't your mom is there to serve you at all costs(your mom is there for that as well but hey, you respect her). It's all so very seedy and there's no difference in them and the people I could go on a country drive and find down here in Virginia other than to say the people down here are much more open about their racism whereas Sal and Artie will go to their graves proclaiming not to be racist.
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I know some woman actually managed to stay handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk for an entire week to win $20,000 and that they tried the same thing with High Pitch Eric. How long did that woman last? Like, a day?
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haljordan posted:I know some woman actually managed to stay handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk for an entire week to win $20,000 and that they tried the same thing with High Pitch Eric. How long did that woman last? Like, a day? I don't remember exactly, but wasn't the woman chained to Jeff to Drunk crying her eyes out at one point?
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lynch_69 posted:I don't remember exactly, but wasn't the woman chained to Jeff to Drunk crying her eyes out at one point? I know that some porn star who hosed Jeff begin weeping hysterically immediately afterwards, but I wouldn't be surprised if the girl he was handcuffed to did the same thing. If you pull up Jeff the Drunk Part I on Todd Packer's channel, the contest starts right around the 7h20m mark. If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be handcuffed to Jeff. Since he's such a drunk, he passes out randomly for long amounts of time. High Pitch Eric is just disgusting and gross and smelly in every way imaginable. haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 30, 2013 |
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I'm still behind a week or two in listening and I was pretty surprised when Bobo called in to talk about the "beaner" on AGT and Howard didn't blink. Pretty enlightened for someone who rants about gay marriage at every opportunity. I thought he'd at least mock Bobo for saying it, as if his whole act was walking on stage and being latino.
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Jeff never really just drunk passed out, well besides in the middle of the street. He just smoked a shitton of weed, took awful shits, and caused problems in bars by calling the bartender a bitch whore etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfD9n2vCHjE&feature=youtube_gdata_player here's part one of the htv segment luv butts n nuts fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Aug 30, 2013 |
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Has Howard made any mention of the recently leaked footage of "The Day the Clown Cried"? I've seen the clip, and it's so goddamn disappointing, but I know he's completely obsessed with the movie.
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So Eric the Midget reactivated his Twitter account, and he was actually fairly good for a while, ignoring all the most obvious trolls and only occasionally blowing up. Then, on the 20th, someone asked him why he couldn't just let things go, and Eric said the one thing he couldn't abide was anyone calling him a liar. (I'll leave you to fill in what happened immediately afterward. Suffice to say the little monster's feed is once more wall to wall gently caress YOU DIP-poo poo DUMB-gently caress GO TO HELL.)
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CortezFantastic posted:Holy gently caress, I forgot about that one. You gotta remember Sal was in love with Stern and followed him for a long time and wanted to be just like him. Stern would BLAST any word that was naughty but he could still say on the air, so he leaned on it all the time. Sal was probably just trying to tap into that, just not at the right time and not as cleanly as Stern would have pulled it off. Stern usually pinned the word on somebody else, so he could go "I didn't say it" or "I was quoting". Sal wasn't that smart, also he is probably actually racist and not just one of those guys who goes "I don't get it, why can't I say that". That poor lady handcuffed to Jeff the Drunk, she basically got Stockholm syndrome near the end of that ordeal and actually missed Jeff.
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Crotch Bat posted:Sal and Artie both grew up in that insanely racist, misogynistic Italian environment. They grew up in the northern version of trailer parks and every black person is a friend of the family and every woman that isn't your mom is there to serve you at all costs(your mom is there for that as well but hey, you respect her). It's all so very seedy and there's no difference in them and the people I could go on a country drive and find down here in Virginia other than to say the people down here are much more open about their racism whereas Sal and Artie will go to their graves proclaiming not to be racist. Also worth noting that both of their fathers cheated rather blatantly... Sal's dad had a whole second family! AxeManiac posted:You gotta remember Sal was in love with Stern and followed him for a long time and wanted to be just like him. Stern would BLAST any word that was naughty but he could still say on the air, so he leaned on it all the time. Sal was probably just trying to tap into that, just not at the right time and not as cleanly as Stern would have pulled it off. I've always suspected that the old "friend of the family Claus" song "parody" was written and submitted by a younger Sal. AxeManiac posted:Stern usually pinned the word on somebody else, so he could go "I didn't say it" or "I was quoting". Sal wasn't that smart, also he is probably actually racist and not just one of those guys who goes "I don't get it, why can't I say that". Sal seems to believe that Stern is constantly giving him secret permission to do stuff.
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poop in its butt posted:Jeff never really just drunk passed out, well besides in the middle of the street. He just smoked a shitton of weed, took awful shits, and caused problems in bars by calling the bartender a bitch whore etc. Still, I gotta imagine being chained to HPE would be a billion times worse. edit: Oh god, the video is so much better. He has to lift both their arms every two seconds to take a hit off a joint/smoke a cigarette. And she's sleeping with the pillow over her face (probably hoping someone just smothers her to death). 
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poop in its butt posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfD9n2vCHjE&feature=youtube_gdata_player here's part one of the htv segment It is so much worse watching this than it was listening to it on the radio. God bless that woman for not murdering him after an hour.
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Irish Joe posted:It is so much worse watching this than it was listening to it on the radio. God bless that woman for not murdering him after an hour. I know, she must've really needed that $20,000. She has the patience of a saint. There's another segment where she calls into the show after winning the contest and she sounds like an entirely different person. Stuff like this is why Stern is the greatest host in radio history, hands down. He might suck now, but how many great bits has the show produced? It's almost endless. Whenever I listen to the loving piece of crap "Free Beer and Hot Wings Show" (who took over in this area for Stern when he left for Sirius) they're either reading some list straight from Buzzfeed/Reddit and cracking lame jokes or having one of their crew do wacky "stunts" like going to a drive-thru and saying zany things!!! Oh the hilarity! No original thought whatsoever. haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Aug 30, 2013 |
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haljordan posted:I know, she must've really needed that $20,000. She has the patience of a saint. There's another segment where she calls into the show after winning the contest and she sounds like an entirely different person. Another piece of this brilliance is that bit was originally a big ad for the movie Stuck On You. I don't think any other host/show could have turned it into as much as Howard and crew did.
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poop in its butt posted:Jeff never really just drunk passed out, well besides in the middle of the street. He just smoked a shitton of weed, took awful shits, and caused problems in bars by calling the bartender a bitch whore etc. Artie looks like a completely different person 
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Joe Don Baker posted:Artie looks like a completely different person Truly the most shocking part of the video. He looks and sounds healthy for once. Having watched a ton of HTV segments on youtube, he balloons really really quick into his regular state that we all know him best as.
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lynch_69 posted:I don't remember exactly, but wasn't the woman chained to Jeff to Drunk crying her eyes out at one point? The woman chained to Jeff seemed to be generally worried about his health.
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Manifest posted:The woman chained to Jeff seemed to be generally worried about his health. I lost it when Howard said "If he dies you still have to be chained to him."
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Squashy Nipples posted:Sal seems to believe that Stern is constantly giving him secret permission to do stuff.
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Hello Yoohoo!
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My God. A new client of mine sounds just like Fred the Elephant Boy.
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Bonzo posted:My God. A new client of mine sounds just like Fred the Elephant Boy.
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So much for the Todd Packer channel, all of those videos are now set to private. Maybe since his channel wasn't taken down you can still PM him and get the links or something.
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Crotch Bat posted:So much for the Todd Packer channel, all of those videos are now set to private. Maybe since his channel wasn't taken down you can still PM him and get the links or something. gently caress that sucks, at least I downloaded a bunch of clips. edit: It looks like he's posting DL links on his About page.
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The todd packer channel has just been uploading links from *secret* forums. Google and get on with *secret* if you can.
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I just heard a KROCK clip where some guy they brought in for a game claimed to have hurt his back and refused to leave the studio, which genuinely annoyed Howard and everyone there. Has there ever been any instance where Howard got angry at an in-studio guest and had them kicked out? I'm not talking about staff fights, but like routine porn star or celebrity interviews that turned into uncomfortable train wrecks? Something like that Gene Simmons/Terri Gross Fresh Air interview or, more recently, the Reza Aslan Fox News interview.
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I remember some snooty woman walking out and Howard called her a oval office, let's see. Here we go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRHj9noBI4A
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In a similar vein in the Krock days, a woman agreed to get naked naked if her boyfriend lost some contest, which he lost. She refused to get naked, stalled and stalled while the staff got angrier and angrier. KC sounded like he was going to murder her with his bare hands! Finally she says she'll do it, but needs privacy, so she goes into Howards private bathroom. Stalls more. Eventually they demand her clothes before they will let her out, and she complies. Finally, she comes running out, wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper, and books right out of the studio. Listening to it made me feel dirty. Good times, man, good times.
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A few years ago they had some doctor come on who had some miracle surgery that was some sort of vaginal thing (maybe to restore a virginal state or something, I honestly don't remember) and the woman he brought with him changed her mind at the last second to show Howard & crew what the doctor had done for her and Howard decisively threw them all out and then asked for their website plugs to be edited out of replays. Wish I could remember what service the guy was trying to advertise so I could pull up a clip 
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Squashy Nipples posted:In a similar vein in the Krock days, a woman agreed to get naked naked if her boyfriend lost some contest, which he lost. She refused to get naked, stalled and stalled while the staff got angrier and angrier. KC sounded like he was going to murder her with his bare hands! Finally she says she'll do it, but needs privacy, so she goes into Howards private bathroom. Stalls more. Eventually they demand her clothes before they will let her out, and she complies. Finally, she comes running out, wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper, and books right out of the studio. That was a Win Fred's Money and it's the reason they started making the women undress first behind a curtain so if they lose they have no option.
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beep by grandpa posted:A few years ago they had some doctor come on who had some miracle surgery that was some sort of vaginal thing (maybe to restore a virginal state or something, I honestly don't remember) and the woman he brought with him changed her mind at the last second to show Howard & crew what the doctor had done for her and Howard decisively threw them all out and then asked for their website plugs to be edited out of replays. Wish I could remember what service the guy was trying to advertise so I could pull up a clip It was vaginoplasty or something. She had large pussy lips I think.
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Bonzo posted:It was vaginoplasty or something. She had large pussy lips I think. And then Gary came in and used his big lips as if they were large pussy lips. It was pretty funny.
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beep by grandpa posted:A few years ago they had some doctor come on who had some miracle surgery that was some sort of vaginal thing (maybe to restore a virginal state or something, I honestly don't remember) and the woman he brought with him changed her mind at the last second to show Howard & crew what the doctor had done for her and Howard decisively threw them all out and then asked for their website plugs to be edited out of replays. Wish I could remember what service the guy was trying to advertise so I could pull up a clip That was Lisa G's first appearance
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beep by grandpa posted:A few years ago they had some doctor come on who had some miracle surgery that was some sort of vaginal thing (maybe to restore a virginal state or something, I honestly don't remember) and the woman he brought with him changed her mind at the last second to show Howard & crew what the doctor had done for her and Howard decisively threw them all out and then asked for their website plugs to be edited out of replays. Wish I could remember what service the guy was trying to advertise so I could pull up a clip But I found some good bits while looking for it. Stuttering John interviewing Dr. Spock. "What makes kids homo?"
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Squashy Nipples posted:In a similar vein in the Krock days, a woman agreed to get naked naked if her boyfriend lost some contest, which he lost. She refused to get naked, stalled and stalled while the staff got angrier and angrier. KC sounded like he was going to murder her with his bare hands! Finally she says she'll do it, but needs privacy, so she goes into Howards private bathroom. Stalls more. Eventually they demand her clothes before they will let her out, and she complies. Finally, she comes running out, wrapped up like a mummy in toilet paper, and books right out of the studio. Crotch Bat posted:That was a Win Fred's Money and it's the reason they started making the women undress first behind a curtain so if they lose they have no option. Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXQPNLuooYI Here is where she refuses to come out naked at 6:00: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8xhqOkTPzA
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