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Phenotype posted:Oh god. Goddammit. I just bought the "toggleable" Elder Covenant because I was at 80/81 upgrades and... I'm still at 80/81 upgrades? What could I have missed? Get thee 200 cursors.
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Phenotype posted:Oh god. Goddammit. I just bought the "toggleable" Elder Covenant because I was at 80/81 upgrades and... I'm still at 80/81 upgrades? What could I have missed? Is it the one that unlocks at 200 cursors?
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tumblr posted:Dungeons should completely change how the game is played once you unlock them 
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I guess I'm fortunate that I'm ok with multiples of 5 instead of 10. Otherwise I'd be even more inefficient with my purchases.
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Sep 1, 2013 00:29
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Sindai posted:I wish there was a cookie I could click to make the game update faster. There is, it's the yellow cookie under the time machines.
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Sep 1, 2013 00:30
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My milk status isn't on the stats page. Where did it go? I need to know how many kittensworth I am. vvv Awesome, turns out I'm just bad at looking for things, I guess. Squidtamer DA fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Sep 1, 2013 00:50
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It is, just scroll down. It's with the achievements since Achievements are what determine Milk %
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kirbysuperstar posted:
"We're nice grandmas." - grandma
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Sep 1, 2013 01:02
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I'm nearing 1 trillion hand-made cookies. Help
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beep by grandpa posted:
I didn't click it but I tightened my grip on the mouse, just about ready to strike. Still, screw you.
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"You make me sick." -Grandma I miss having one hundred and eighty nice grandmas.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:I'm nearing 1 trillion hand-made cookies.  Get wrecked
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YellerBill posted:"You make me sick." -Grandma "You disgust me." -Grandma But I've done all you asked, grandma! I've opened up your Bingo Center, I've fashioned you your Ritualistic Rolling Pins, I've mined far into the depths of the earth to return your Underworld Ovens, I'm making cookies as fast as I possibly can! If I could bleed cookies, I would! WHAT MUST I DO TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?
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We all deserve it for selling our own grandmothers for an achievement.
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Sep 1, 2013 01:25
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Did we get any clarity on whether or not blood cookies count toward golden cookie achievements?
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They count in the stats page, so I would assume they do.
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Ogmius815 posted:Did we get any clarity on whether or not blood cookies count toward golden cookie achievements?
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Sindai posted:We all deserve it for selling our own grandmothers for an achievement. It would be fantastic if that was the real trigger to cause the grandmapocalypse. No one would ever know.
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"You could have stopped it." - grandma Oh grandma. What you don't realize is that the cookies wanted this. There was never any choice involved.
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Sep 1, 2013 01:58
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I clicked a cookie. It gave me 6,666,666,666,666 cookies.
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Huh this is weird. I just got the 6 trillion golden cookie chain and decided to save + refresh my page to check for updates. Now, whenever I load up cookie clicker, everything is frozen. Black background behind the cookie, any clicks show the numbers frozen in place and stuck there not moving, and I can't hover over any of my buildings. What gives 
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I'm sick of those loving blood cookies, but I really don't want that 10% CPS penalty... This has become the soundtrack to my life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scp0hPwhG14
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Crayfish posted:I'm sick of those loving blood cookies, but I really don't want that 10% CPS penalty... I think over time, the blood cookies are better than the gold ones.
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Antifreeze Head posted:I think over time, the blood cookies are better than the gold ones. I got 3 -10% cookies in a row.  750 billion down the drain.But whatever. I've gotten three 666x cookies today.
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Sep 1, 2013 02:26
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So what exactly does Elder Pledge do? Is that the one that drops your cps by a ton and makes the red cookies stop because it says nothing about that in the description for me
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Wrist Watch posted:So what exactly does Elder Pledge do? Is that the one that drops your cps by a ton and makes the red cookies stop because it says nothing about that in the description for me No, that's Elder Covenant. Elder Pledge disables blood cookies for 30 minutes.
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My cookie clicker broke and nothing I've tried has fixed it.  Help, my life is meaningless without cookies
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Sep 1, 2013 02:31
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Scruffyhawk posted:My cookie clicker broke and nothing I've tried has fixed it. If it makes you feel better, mine is broken in the same way
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kazil posted:If it makes you feel better, mine is broken in the same way Maybe... Maybe we won? Is this how you beat Cookie Clicker?
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How many elder pledges does it take for the second achievement?
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kazil posted:If it makes you feel better, mine is broken in the same way Try doing a hard refresh (ctrl+F5) maybe? Gils posted:How many elder pledges does it take for the second achievement? Five.
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Red Metal posted:Try doing a hard refresh (ctrl+F5) maybe? Oh hey that worked. I almost got out of cookie crack but you saved me.
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kazil posted:Oh hey that worked. I tried that already but for some reason it worked this time. My chance at escape is gone.
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I love how the news ticker just gets taken over by apocalyptic symptoms that get more and more dire as you progress through the grandmacalypse.
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So, my grandmas are "awake" but they aren't doing anything bad yet. How do I make them progress?
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Shbobdb posted:So, my grandmas are "awake" but they aren't doing anything bad yet. How do I make them progress? You need more upgrades from the research facility. Just give it time. Also note that the next research upgrade won't start researching until you buy the current one.
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Something is wrong. Research continues to begin over, and over, and over again. Have I angered you, Grand Mama? Dapper Man fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Sep 1, 2013 |
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Instant Grat posted:
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fronz posted:
 There is no help, only Cookies.
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