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generally I prefer
Apr 17, 2006


Great post/avatar combo here

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marcadia
Sep 13, 2005




m bison yes

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/bale-not-allowed-on-pitch-at-same-time-as-other-players-2013090379108

quote:

INSURERS have banned Carlo Ancelotti from picking Gareth Bale in case he gets broken.

After paying Ł86M for the former Spurs silverback, Real Madrid will only allow Bale to run around the pitch of the Bernabeau once everybody else has gone home.

The Welshman will spend the rest of his time locked in a gilded tower, like a lonely princess in a children’s fairy tale.

Real president Florentino Pérez said: “Gareth is important for our mid-term marketing strategy and season ticket holders can look at him through the bars of his dressing room whenever they want.

“As long as they don’t try to feed him, of course.

“For context, the bloke who bought Munch’s The Scream only paid Ł76M, for which he got to keep it rather than rent it for six years like we have with Gareth.

“And I bet he doesn’t sling it onto his lawn every Saturday and let the gardeners kick lumps out of it.”

Club doctors have also advised Bale to cease rolling around on the floor like a dog in fox poo poo whenever anybody goes near him, in case he dislocates a shoulder.

Pérez said: “It’s too risky to let Gareth score a goal, then do that heart thing with his hands and make half of Spain want to snap his fingers off.”

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

marcadia posted:



m bison yes

My research indicates Podolski spends around 30% of his waking hours grinning and giving a thumbs up

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

marcadia posted:



m bison yes

lol nice jorts poldi you horrible prole

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

(The video was included in Ramos tweet, he's heartbroken! It's Zlatan and Pique all over again)

Sergio Ramos ‏@SergioRamos 42m
An enormous pleasure having played by your side, may luck be with you "Bro" @MesutOzil1088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQFQE83ECQ


Sergio Ramos ‏@SergioRamos 34m
Your last match's t-shirt will be kept foundly with me. @MesutOzil1088



Mesut Özil ‏@MesutOzil1088 44m
I will miss u bro..
I wish u all the best.
〽1Ö , SR4

Hegay fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Sep 3, 2013

TheGoatFeeder
Mar 16, 2005

"One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"
This is painful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDZNxO1NrF4#t=19

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

this is the worst thing ever


ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The eyes have it.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Taken moments before Borriello started up his Sopwith Camel and strafed the opposition.

Alternatively, some Really Bad Nerd poo poo: Mr. House is a footballer?!?!?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Lmao

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

I know you were dissatisfied with United's Summer transfer window, Ninpo, but I don't think you needed to go edit some Wikipedia articles because of it.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

irlZaphod posted:

I know you were dissatisfied with United's Summer transfer window, Ninpo, but I don't think you needed to go edit some Wikipedia articles because of it.

But they ignored my angry tweets. :(

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Ninpo posted:

But they ignored my angry tweets. :(
If it makes you feel better, I saw #WoodwardOut trending in Dublin earlier.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
Cool photo series following fans at the Emirates last night:



http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-madness-of-the-transfer-window

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

"The crowd was mostly comprised of young men in sportswear, who huddled together on steps cross-referencing rumours on Twitter, anxiously pacing up to each other saying things like "Tancredi Palmeri says Man U just put in a late bid!"

Can Tancredi Palmeri never be used as reputable source ever again please.

jooky
Jan 15, 2003


lol

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

Cool photo series following fans at the Emirates last night:



http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-madness-of-the-transfer-window

This is a pretty good article, but most importantly I now know what the gently caress was going on with the guy with the potato. I thought it was a joke about Rooney...

On that note, I was out for yesterday afternoon/evening. When I got back SSN went to a woman at QPR (I think) and she mentioned some silliness earlier or something. Anyone know what that was all about?

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/statuses/374658963893399552

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Wow.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Some great photos / facial expressions from that vice article:

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Happy birthday, Houllier.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

CisSTAR 19 posted:

Happy birthday, Houllier.



that season proved that Gary McAllister was in fact the greatest midfielder of all time

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Liverpool spinning that as "The Treble" at the time will never not be funny.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bc0wWMNT0

there were gently caress all videos of McAllister at leeds so this will have to do

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Ninpo posted:

Liverpool spinning that as "The Treble" at the time will never not be funny.

Kiss the rings :smug:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

EvilHawk posted:

Kiss the rings :smug:

Nah, you kiss the rings.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

TelekineticBear! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bc0wWMNT0

there were gently caress all videos of McAllister at leeds so this will have to do

I went more mental at this than Istanbul

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

TelekineticBear! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bc0wWMNT0

there were gently caress all videos of McAllister at leeds so this will have to do

11 year old me watched this match in a pub with 4 Liverpool fan friends and that was not a fun day. I also got jumped when I tried to celebrate it going 2-2 and it did not go well for me w/ regards to punches and kicks and my body. One of my friends had a Babbel shirt and ran around the pub swinging it around his head when they went 1-0 up early and most of the arl arses nodded sagely like yes, this is the correct behaviour for children in this pub. That's my story bye.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OfRCr9ZM9s

if you want to see extended highlights featuring Proper Football between two of the best teams with some of the best players of the early 90's give that a look!

Also take note at noted football team "Dirty Leeds" fans applauding the oppsition as they go 4-0 down

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Should've been 5-5 that to be honest.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
If you want to hear Bale speak in Spanish with a pwoppa bad British accent here you go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23943584

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
I wish Frimpong was as good at football as he is at photoshop.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I wish Frimpong would gently caress off

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Machinegunboyo posted:

If you want to hear Bale speak in Spanish with a pwoppa bad British accent here you go

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23943584

would've thought it would've all been in sign language tbh

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane
That Ramos-Özil manlove video is amazing.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
How long until Bale starts speaking English with a Spanish accent? We all know that accent mimicry is a subconscious thing so I give it like 2 months.

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