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totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

big duck equals goose posted:

Are you sure about that? I mean, really sure?

I honestly can't tell whether you're agreeing with me (by pretending to be someone who is convinced that bombings are the same as a full scale invasion) or actually challenging me.

I will just say that previous interventions (specifically, in former Yugoslavia) have shown that airstrikes alone can be effective without largescale troop deployments. That said, there were discussions at the time about sending troops in when the peace deal was worked out.

Point is, though, right now, we're talking airstrikes, which is not at all like what's happening in Iraq and Afghanistan (or even what was planned).

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Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Note that there is are threads in GBS and D&D talking about Syria, so there is no need to start a discussion here.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos


Ugh.

Danyull
Jan 16, 2011

"Some people believe whatever they're told!" Such as being told that airplane streaks are chemtrails :jerkbag:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Danyull posted:

"Some people believe whatever they're told!" Such as being told that airplane streaks are chemtrails :jerkbag:

No, you see, your sources of information are feeding you lies, and you just believe them without question. My sources are YouTube videos that directly tell me the truth! I didn't have to look it up in some dumb book!

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

taiyoko posted:

God I hate having real-life friends who, rather than make informed criticism of specific points, just do the "pee pee doo doo Obama is a bad president" type of thing.

I say this because one of them just shared this:

One of my friends did this too, and I loving hate it because he seems fairly conscious politically but has a weakness for cheap, dumb jokes.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

dumb facebook guy posted:

Perspectives....

A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole drat country is looking for work.

Ahahaha, I can't even get mad at this because it's the most overwrought, nonsensical setup for a jab at Obama. Unless there's a common phrase I'm missing, I don't know why you would use "looking for work" to say that someone had recovered, and I assume the first three doctors have the last name "Frankenstein" if their remedies are anything to go by.

I mean, I know that with jokes you have to suspend some disbelief, but come on. At least put a modicum of effort into your birther bullshit, people.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Obama sure is an incompetent idiot when he isn't an evil mastermind.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Ahahaha, I can't even get mad at this because it's the most overwrought, nonsensical setup for a jab at Obama. Unless there's a common phrase I'm missing, I don't know why you would use "looking for work" to say that someone had recovered, and I assume the first three doctors have the last name "Frankenstein" if their remedies are anything to go by.

I was expecting it to be some kind of joke about European stereotypes, a la "in heaven, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German and the police are British -- in hell, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French and the police are German." Except in this case, instead of a enjoying a laugh at a decent joke, at the end I was just profoundly saddened.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
This was posted in reply to a friend's post on the fast food strike. Blue is the OP, red as always is me, yellow is a friend of the OP's. Yellow is West Coast old money who coasted through a good school on her parents' dime.



I keep trying to type up a reply, but somehow, no matter what I want to say, when I go to type, the only words my fingers are willing to form on the keyboard are 'gently caress you'. It's really weird.

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Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Mister Bates posted:

This was posted in reply to a friend's post on the fast food strike. Blue is the OP, red as always is me, yellow is a friend of the OP's. Yellow is West Coast old money who coasted through a good school on her parents' dime.



I keep trying to type up a reply, but somehow, no matter what I want to say, when I go to type, the only words my fingers are willing to form on the keyboard are 'gently caress you'. It's really weird.

:stare: Wow, I didn't realise there were people so blatantly saying gently caress the poor.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




:stare:

Perhaps one hell of a calling-out is in order? All I can really recommend is to try keeping it as non-profane as possible, and just civil enough that it stands a chance of her not skipping over it.

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Mister Bates posted:

This was posted in reply to a friend's post on the fast food strike. Blue is the OP, red as always is me, yellow is a friend of the OP's. Yellow is West Coast old money who coasted through a good school on her parents' dime.



I keep trying to type up a reply, but somehow, no matter what I want to say, when I go to type, the only words my fingers are willing to form on the keyboard are 'gently caress you'. It's really weird.

I want to throttle these types of people, last year my dad got laid off he's and extremely well educated and experienced mainframe programmer. Due to his age and the decline of the mainframe in general he hasn't yet found work in his field so he's had to take a number of minimum wage jobs to make ends meet.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Electric Phantasm posted:

Sorry about the copy and paste, but it was too long to screenshot.

quote:

But, how can anyone scream Racist when an exacting description of the Obamas is penned by a well known journalist of color?

That first paragraph, "Try calling this racist liberal media :smuggo:"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I don't want to read past that.

Mister Bates posted:

This was posted in reply to a friend's post on the fast food strike. Blue is the OP, red as always is me, yellow is a friend of the OP's. Yellow is West Coast old money who coasted through a good school on her parents' dime.



I keep trying to type up a reply, but somehow, no matter what I want to say, when I go to type, the only words my fingers are willing to form on the keyboard are 'gently caress you'. It's really weird.

I see this poo poo all the time "Well someone's gotta lose :smug:" and it's always by some smug gently caress who never had to lift their finger their entire life. I don't even know what to say to them.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Regalingualius posted:

:stare:

Perhaps one hell of a calling-out is in order? All I can really recommend is to try keeping it as non-profane as possible, and just civil enough that it stands a chance of her not skipping over it.

loving this. It won't stop her from spouting off stupid poo poo she knows nothing it about nor will it guarantee that she changes her opinion; however, for an instance after she finishes reading it, she will realize how terrible of a human being she is (if only for a split-second). Just make sure you're 100% right about what you put in the post and keep it calm/cool.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Yay more chem trail and GMO fun!

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Yay more chem trail and GMO fun!



I love when people expect you to prove a negative. Although with this guy you could link a 40-page, peer reviewed paper called "On Chemtrails and why they are bullshit" and your lies would just get refuted by a 30-second youtube video and a bunch of anecdotes about people whose uncles are totally in the DoD and know that they are real.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Yay more chem trail and GMO fun!



If chemtrails exist, that doesn't frighten me, that reassures me, because chemtrails are such a stupid loving plan that their existence proves the Illuminati or whoever are way too incompetent to ever actually take over the world. If they're wasting time and resources spraying mind control chemicals or whatever into the air at 40,000 feet, instead of actually doing anything remotely productive or useful, why are we supposed to be scared of them?

Seriously, all the chemtrail people I've spoken to talk about this nebulous shadowy chemtrail-spraying conspiracy like it's a cabal of Saturday morning cartoon villains, doing cartoon evil. They don't come across as villainous, they come across as pathetic. I just want to give them all a hug and say 'don't worry, guys, keep trying, you'll advance the aims of the conspiracy someday!'

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Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Mister Bates posted:

If chemtrails exist, that doesn't frighten me, that reassures me, because chemtrails are such a stupid loving plan that their existence proves the Illuminati or whoever are way too incompetent to ever actually take over the world. If they're wasting time and resources spraying mind control chemicals or whatever into the air at 40,000 feet, instead of actually doing anything remotely productive or useful, why are we supposed to be scared of them?

Seriously, all the chemtrail people I've spoken to talk about this nebulous shadowy chemtrail-spraying conspiracy like it's a cabal of Saturday morning cartoon villains, doing cartoon evil. They don't come across as villainous, they come across as pathetic. I just want to give them all a hug and say 'don't worry, guys, keep trying, you'll advance the aims of the conspiracy someday!'


This becomes even more evident when confronted with real heinous crimes and forms of control. If you want to see cartoon villainy for real, you don't have to look that far. In the case of the US congress, they don't even attempt to hide it either.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Mister Bates posted:

If chemtrails exist, that doesn't frighten me, that reassures me, because chemtrails are such a stupid loving plan that their existence proves the Illuminati or whoever are way too incompetent to ever actually take over the world. If they're wasting time and resources spraying mind control chemicals or whatever into the air at 40,000 feet, instead of actually doing anything remotely productive or useful, why are we supposed to be scared of them?

Seriously, all the chemtrail people I've spoken to talk about this nebulous shadowy chemtrail-spraying conspiracy like it's a cabal of Saturday morning cartoon villains, doing cartoon evil. They don't come across as villainous, they come across as pathetic. I just want to give them all a hug and say 'don't worry, guys, keep trying, you'll advance the aims of the conspiracy someday!'

I've always wanted to start a rumor that the likely store-bought vinegar the conspiracy nuts use to keep the chemicals at bay is also filled with mind control chemicals, since that's y'know, a logical step any evil organization would take, and see how far the chemtrail nuts are willing to go down that rabbit hole.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Ularg posted:

I see this poo poo all the time "Well someone's gotta lose :smug:" and it's always by some smug gently caress who never had to lift their finger their entire life. I don't even know what to say to them.

I don't know how I could even have a civil conversation or not reply sarcastically to someone saying something like that. Like holy hell how little of a poo poo do you have to give about other people to feel that way?

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon
I bore witness to yet another thing on my feed. Having almost no Americans or conservative Canadians as friends is starting to have its drawbacks :smith:



EDIT: I don't know maroon, pink or black but green is my friend.

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Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Macaluso posted:

I don't know how I could even have a civil conversation or not reply sarcastically to someone saying something like that. Like holy hell how little of a poo poo do you have to give about other people to feel that way?

Yeah, I tried to respond civilly, but then someone else came in and posted a long screed in agreement with yellow's posts - like, easily more than a page of writing over multiple posts, all about the survival of the fittest and how the losers just deserve to fall and having a living wage is socialism and inherently evil because it props up the undeserving.

I eventually just remarked that I never expected to see people arguing in favor of Social Darwinism outside of a history textbook and asked if they were time travelers from the 19th century. They stopped responding. :( It's a shame, I really wanted to tell them about the many fantastic technological wonders of 2013!

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Mister Bates posted:

This was posted in reply to a friend's post on the fast food strike. Blue is the OP, red as always is me, yellow is a friend of the OP's. Yellow is West Coast old money who coasted through a good school on her parents' dime.




You win the thread, mate, that's the worst thing so far.

I would find it difficult to keep the conversation non-physical, let alone polite.

I don't know what to do with it - just continually bombard her with pictures of famine victims every day for the rest of her life? Reassure her that one day, one glorious loving day it'll be the other way round - she's already probably scared of poor people generally, why not make it a serious paranoia?

Grrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaargh

Some people.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

lenoon posted:

You win the thread, mate, that's the worst thing so far.

I would find it difficult to keep the conversation non-physical, let alone polite.

I don't know what to do with it - just continually bombard her with pictures of famine victims every day for the rest of her life? Reassure her that one day, one glorious loving day it'll be the other way round - she's already probably scared of poor people generally, why not make it a serious paranoia?

Grrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaargh

Some people.

I still keep "Eat the Rich." Only solution.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
My dumb aunt's been posting things like this for the past few days:

And then this morning she posted this:

Maybe I'm the idiot here, but can anyone see any sort of consistent position here other than "it's OK when Bush does it"?

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ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
Wait, is there really a guy named Saxby Chambliss?

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Call Now posted:

Wait, is there really a guy named Saxby Chambliss?

Yep, he's a U.S. Senator. We also have a Senator Manchin.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

made of bees posted:

My dumb aunt's been posting things like this for the past few days:

And then this morning she posted this:

Maybe I'm the idiot here, but can anyone see any sort of consistent position here other than "it's OK when Bush does it"?

Well no, see if the liberal media hadn't kept Bush down, he would have fixed it in a way that didn't endanger the American way of life apple pie fireworks guns free speech free speech free speech free speech slavery tea party free speech.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos


It's just... what... how can... why :eng99:

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!
My aunt shared this ridiculous guide to avoiding becoming a victim:

quote:

WRITTEN BY A COP: Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you... Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!


3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.


5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!


8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America 's Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one's life.

TLDR: When someone tries to rob you at gunpoint, point behind them and yell "what the hell is that!" then run away in a serpentine fashion going "woop woop woop whoop"

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Call Now posted:

Wait, is there really a guy named Saxby Chambliss?

Stephen Colbert said that Saxby Chambliss would have made the perfect running mate for Reince Priebus in a presidential bid. The Chambliss-Priebus ads could be done by Bill Cosby.


AlliedBiscuit posted:

TLDR: When someone tries to rob you at gunpoint, point behind them and yell "what the hell is that!" then run away in a serpentine fashion going "woop woop woop whoop"

Don't forget to bunny hop!

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Don't forget to bunny hop!

Fact: Bunny hopping reduces your chances of getting headshot from 4% to 1%. It does, however, make you a n00b.

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Not really the thread for it, but for those that don't know, Chambliss got elected in 2002 in part by running this ad stating that his incumbent opponent didn't have the courage to lead. (i.e. - voted against Bush in a post 2001 world.)

This is what was left of his weak rear end opponent when he got back from Vietnam.



You see what a pussy he is?

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Call Now posted:

Wait, is there really a guy named Saxby Chambliss?

I don't know what name sounds more white and stuffy that one or Benedict Cumberbatch.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Lonely Virgil posted:

I don't know what name sounds more white and stuffy that one or Benedict Cumberbatch.

Have fun with this then: Benedict Cumberbatch Name Generator.

Wimbledon Snugglesnatch
Syphilis Toodlesnoot
Burgerking Cameltoe
Whippersnatch Curdlemilk
Beetlejuice Ampersand
Liverswort Gigglesnort
Bedlington Cumbercooch
Brandenburg Ampersand

And so on, and so on.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Call Now posted:

Wait, is there really a guy named Saxby Chambliss?

Saxby Chambliss is no Beauregard Jefferson Sessions III (also a Senator)

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Lonely Virgil posted:

I don't know what name sounds more white and stuffy that one or Benedict Cumberbatch.

The London Olympics Chairman, Lord Coe, is famous for sounding more of a ponce if you drop the title and call him Sebastian Coe.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





I was shown that one the other day and I got Bumblebee Concubine. Amusing way to spend 5 minutes.

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Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I'm actually against intervention in Syria for what it's worth but... Check out the image at the bottom right, did the person who compiled this think about what that guy was saying?



I can't make out what the guy with the uncovered face is saying but from what I can tell it's not favourable to the others (Get the gently caress back to work).

Edit: Yeah, I think it says "How about quit making signs and get the gently caress back to work".

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