CLICK SOME FUCKING COOKIES

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Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Don't refresh right now.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 00:35

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:22

Alpha Mayo: Jan 15, 2007; hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

So the formula for each new building is [base cost] * 1.15^(X-1) where X is the building number

IE, Time machine #100 is 123456789(1.15^99) or ~126 Trillion.

So the total cost for 1 through 100 time machines is:

Which comes out to ~966 Trillion. Almost 1 quintillion.

So even though I am at Time Machine 84 working towards 85, there is 863 trillion cookies left. Meaning, I am 10.7% complete. gently caress.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 00:51

siggy2021: Mar 8, 2010

I have 8 Time Machines to go and it is loving brutal.

I don't know how you non cheaters don't cheat. All I've used is always clicking the cookie, and always click golden cookies, though.

RatHat posted:

Does it click golden/blood cookies?

EDIT: It does not

Just toss in

code:

setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0) Game.goldenCookie.click()}, 0)

# ? Sep 4, 2013 01:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

328 trillion cookies baked, zero cheats. :colbert:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 01:28

Citycop: Apr 11, 2005; Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.

What scripting engine are you guys using for the clicks? I'd like to try and figure that out for other stuff..

# ? Sep 4, 2013 01:30

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

456 trillion all time and no cheats here. I could never live with myself, achievement or not. I couldn't let grandma down.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 01:33

D34THROW: Jan 29, 2012; RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL

I only cheat in that I use a golden cookie timer.

And I just bought One Mind.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE :gonk:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:14

Squidtamer DA: Jun 3, 2007; Squirts ink when provoked

I just shouted at my screen just now because I refreshed and saw the new update.

There is no escape at all. Also, stroopwafels are amazing and if it wasn't for the three dozen cookies I made this weekend I might consider buying some.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:17

ReConquista: Dec 16, 2006

ah neat 1.034 is up something to spend my 1,100,258,401,600,254 cookies on. Yea, 1 Quadrillion.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:21

I Am A Robot: Jul 1, 2006

One more achievement was all I needed.

And now 1.034 :negative:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:24

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

Do you think this is some kind of ride you're getting off of? After you damned the universe to become cookies, unleashed all old ladies into a Lovecraftian horror, and then SOLD ONE?

No, you deserve this.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:28

Rene Rancourt: Mar 26, 2007; Was my contract good for you, too?

Snickerdoodles :negative:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:28

Beef Hardcheese: Jan 21, 2003; HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT

I'm trying to connect and getting a 503 error

oh god whats happening

my cookies

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:32

El Belmondo: Apr 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Do I buy or sell my ~~stocks~~ cookies before refreshing!?! :supaburn:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:37

Rene Rancourt: Mar 26, 2007; Was my contract good for you, too?

El Belmondo posted:

Do I buy or sell my ~~stocks~~ cookies before refreshing!?!

It's just a bunch of new upgrades, plus quintillion is now twice as good

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:38

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

If it ain't dutch, it ain't much :colbert:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:39

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Ouch, golden cookies got nerfed hard. I only got 1 trillion with 41 trillion banked.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:42

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Still at base 0.5bill CkHz. I need more Cookie Chains to appear.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:43

Rene Rancourt: Mar 26, 2007; Was my contract good for you, too?

Sindai posted:

Ouch, golden cookies got nerfed hard. I only got 1 trillion with 41 trillion banked.

Do you have about 550mil cps?

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:44

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

I guess I'm the first member of the 1 billion cps club.

Yay... me...?

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:44

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Shoeonhead22 posted:

Do you have about 550mil cps?

~824m cps. I just got another one that gave me over 1.4 trillion.

Sindai fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Sep 4, 2013

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:45

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Cheez posted:

I guess I'm the first member of the 1 billion cps club.

Yay... me...?

Well there are 5 new upgrades to buy now, so get to it if you haven't hit the mark yet.

vvvvvv: There's the three cookie upgrades for +15% income, Get Lucky and finally the Sacrificial Rolling Pins which requires some Elder Pledge investment (at least 5 iirc?)

Xelkelvos fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Sep 4, 2013

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:45

Sea Lily: Aug 5, 2007; Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

Cheez posted:

I guess I'm the first member of the 1 billion cps club.

Yay... me...?

I had that, but then I reset to get all the reset achievements.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:46

Tangents: Aug 23, 2008

Sindai posted:

Ouch, golden cookies got nerfed hard. I only got 1 trillion with 41 trillion banked.

It's a sign from grandma that you should go back to blood cookies

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:46

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

My cookie stats:

223 trillion baked all time, currently sitting at 575 mil cookies/sec. I've run out of upgrades to buy so I mostly just leave the game on in the background now.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:46

Rene Rancourt: Mar 26, 2007; Was my contract good for you, too?

Sindai posted:

~824m cps. I just got another one that gave me over 1.4 trillion.

If you're going the golden cookie route, any cookies above 14trillion are safe to spend

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:48

tractor fanatic: Sep 9, 2005; Pillbug

CJacobs posted:

I've run out of upgrades to buy so I mostly just leave the game on in the background now.

Bad news,

vvv It makes Elder Pledge last twice as long.

tractor fanatic fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 4, 2013

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:51

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

I see a golden cookie upgrade and 3 regular cookie upgrades. What is the 5th new one?

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:53

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

tractor fanatic posted:

Bad news,

Well I just refreshed and loving christ why did I open my big dumb mouth :smith:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:54

Slickdrac: Oct 5, 2007; Not allowed to have nice things

KnoxZone posted:

I see a golden cookie upgrade and 3 regular cookie upgrades. What is the 5th new one?

Double length pledges

# ? Sep 4, 2013 02:57

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FUUUCK I accidentally sold my 200th cursor and had to rebuy it. What a way to waste 10 trillion.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:11

Wrist Watch: Apr 19, 2011; What?

Wait, so I refreshed and now there are three 99 trillion upgrades available but I'm not seeing these supposed golden cookie upgrades.

I have 205 golden cookie clicks. How many am I being expected to have to unlock the next upgrade? :stare:

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:17

Kgummy: Aug 14, 2009

Wrist Watch posted:

Wait, so I refreshed and now there are three 99 trillion upgrades available but I'm not seeing these supposed golden cookie upgrades.

I have 205 golden cookie clicks. How many am I being expected to have to unlock the next upgrade?

Click one more golden cookie to get the thing to realize you have enough clicks.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:19

Slickdrac: Oct 5, 2007; Not allowed to have nice things

77 I think. I've got over 1000 though, so not certain.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:20

Jizz into Darkness: Oct 28, 2010

Wow i went from just under 700m to just over 800m CPS just by refreshing, this new patch is great.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:22

Tipme: Oct 30, 2009; Hi. I'm a Chelsea fan since 2010. Please murder me with a piece of pipe. thanks.

Does Get Lucky only affect pretty much the Frenzy buffs? does it affect cookie chain in anyway or maybe it doubles the Clot debuff also? that would suck.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:23

Slickdrac: Oct 5, 2007; Not allowed to have nice things

Not sure, but Elder wrath would be worth 10 trillion cookies to me now :stare:

Just tested it out. No it does not effect the non time bonuses.

Slickdrac fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Sep 4, 2013

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:26

December Octopodes: Dec 25, 2008; Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

So he said an android version is his next goal for updates yeah? That is before the dungeon. Grandma you can't lie anymore about stopping this, we both wanted it.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:40

Wrist Watch: Apr 19, 2011; What?

Kgummy posted:

Click one more golden cookie to get the thing to realize you have enough clicks.

Oh yeah, there it is.

On a semi-related note, I'm trying to get to 200 cursors but it feels like my CpS isn't rising as fast as the cost of buying things anymore. Should I be buying something else instead of focusing on cursors? I'm at 539 million CpS if it matters.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:43

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bef: Mar 2, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Its gonna happen, just start playing the waiting game. Getting those 900bil golden cookies really helps though.

# ? Sep 4, 2013 03:44

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