CLICK SOME FUCKING COOKIES

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Sage Grimm: Feb 18, 2013; Let's go explorin' little dude!

If you're a powergaming clicker, then yes you wouldn't want to take Covenant because it cuts into your precious cookies per second and you can make more than the loss that constant Pledging every half-hour and then hour after gaining the twice-effective Pledge Upgrade. If you're lazy and don't really care about the bottom line, take Covenant after enjoying the grandmatriarch effect that One Mind will give you. It's just -5% to the multiplier and to be honest I didn't notice much of a hit.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:49

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 03:42

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

How is this a real loving game, and why haven't I closed my browser in four days?

The idea itself is like something out of a bad creepypasta. Except cookie clicker real and legitimately terrifying. I genuinely wonder how many people will be driven to madness by this game

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:51

Sunblood: Mar 12, 2006; I'm a freakin' blur here!

Can someone repost the CookieClicker spreadsheet that auto-loads from your exported save?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:52

Slickdrac: Oct 5, 2007; Not allowed to have nice things

https://drive.google.com/templates?view=public&authorId=15776007631829973453

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:56

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

What does Elder Pledge do?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 15:59

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

Makes it so you get golden cookies instead of blood cookies for 30 minutes (1 hour after upgrading it).

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:01

Focacciasaurus_Rex: Dec 13, 2010

Sage Grimm posted:

It's just -5% to the multiplier and to be honest I didn't notice much of a hit.

Alright, thanks. Are you still getting those blood cookies with the covenant on?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:22

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

IT BEGINS AGAIN!

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:28

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

So, I have all the grandma upgrades, and 100 grandma's, but no option to buy the bingo center. Why? I want to worship the elder gods.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:37

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Nativity In Black posted:

So, I have all the grandma upgrades, and 100 grandma's, but no option to buy the bingo center. Why? I want to worship the elder gods.

You got the upgrades for having 15 of each building right? I.e. you have 15 portals, 15 time machines, etc.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:49

Maha: Dec 29, 2006; sapere aude

Dungeons when? :smug:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:50

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Requested_Username posted:

You got the upgrades for having 15 of each building right? I.e. you have 15 portals, 15 time machines, etc.

I got grandmas all the way through grandma's grandmas.

Edit: The option for ritual rolling pins just showed up for some reason. I must have bought the bingo facility without realizing it.

Nativity In Black fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Sep 5, 2013

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:51

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

siggy2021 posted:

code:

setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0) Game.goldenCookie.click()}, 0)

Is this supposed to auto-click golden cookies? It seems to randomly produce a whole ton of "Frenzy!" and "Lucky!" messages at once. Sometimes it's just once, sometimes it's up to four of them at once.

I can't really tell if these actually stack, though.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:52

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

I have all the main achievements. I just got 3 shadow ones for resetting. Now I just need the two neverclicks. I plan to do this all without getting the cheating cookie achievement.

THEN MY BODY WILL BE READY.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 16:52

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz posted:

Is this supposed to auto-click golden cookies? It seems to randomly produce a whole ton of "Frenzy!" and "Lucky!" messages at once. Sometimes it's just once, sometimes it's up to four of them at once.

I can't really tell if these actually stack, though.

That's because it clicks the same cookie multiple times before it can despawn. Really cheaty.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:01

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

HenryEx posted:

That's because it clicks the same cookie multiple times before it can despawn. Really cheaty.

Noo I don't want that to happen

Is there any way to make it hit once?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:09

Fish Cake: Jun 13, 2008; woof

Er, 500 billion for the pledge equates to 277 million cps for 30 minutes (Half that if you've researched the upgrade). This means that you need to be making >5.5 billion cps (277 million divided by .05) before max cost pledge becomes better than covenant, unless my math is wrong.

how many loving cookies are you guys making

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:09

bef: Mar 2, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mak0rz posted:

Is this supposed to auto-click golden cookies? It seems to randomly produce a whole ton of "Frenzy!" and "Lucky!" messages at once. Sometimes it's just once, sometimes it's up to four of them at once.

I can't really tell if these actually stack, though.

Its this

code:

setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0)Game.goldenCookie.click();}, 100);

Now leave that running while you go about your work day :pcgaming:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:14

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Fish Cake posted:

Er, 500 billion for the pledge equates to 277 million cps for 30 minutes (Half that if you've researched the upgrade). This means that you need to be making >5.5 billion cps (277 million divided by .05) before max cost pledge becomes better than covenant, unless my math is wrong.

how many loving cookies are you guys making

I'm up to almost 600 million cps and counting. Maybe you should try clicking more golden cookies :smuggo:

bef posted:

Its this
code:
setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0)Game.goldenCookie.click();}, 100);
Now leave that running while you go about your work day

Thanks

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:19

Fish Cake: Jun 13, 2008; woof

What I'm saying is that the amortized cost of a pledge over its duration is 2.773e8 or 1.9e8 cps, so unless you're making 20x that (5.5e9 or 2.7e9 cps) it is more efficient to buy covenant than to keep buying pledges. I wonder if the reduced efficiency of luckies and frenzies with covenant active is enough to outweigh the difference in amortized cost per second but I doubt it.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:22

LouDog004: Aug 29, 2009; Glitter Glisten Gloss Floss

Fish Cake posted:

What I'm saying is that the amortized cost of a pledge over its duration is 2.773e8 or 1.9e8 cps, so unless you're making 20x that (5.5e9 or 2.7e9 cps) it is more efficient to buy covenant than to keep buying pledges. I wonder if the reduced efficiency of luckies and frenzies with covenant active is enough to outweigh the difference in amortized cost per second but I doubt it.

But I just buy a pledge or two per day and pay attention to golden cookies for that time. If I'm idling 22+ hours a day, it seems a savings to not be losing 5% of my idle production. Plus it's fun to gamble for 666x production sometimes.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:30

tractor fanatic: Sep 9, 2005; Pillbug

Fish Cake posted:

What I'm saying is that the amortized cost of a pledge over its duration is 2.773e8 or 1.9e8 cps, so unless you're making 20x that (5.5e9 or 2.7e9 cps) it is more efficient to buy covenant than to keep buying pledges. I wonder if the reduced efficiency of luckies and frenzies with covenant active is enough to outweigh the difference in amortized cost per second but I doubt it.

Getting a lucky while frenzied gets me 12e12 cookies. 5% of that is the cost of a Pledge, so if I get a lucky while frenzied once within the hour that Pledge is active for then it's already more worth it than the covenant.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:30

siggy2021: Mar 8, 2010

bef posted:

Its this
code:
setInterval(function() {if(Game.goldenCookie.life > 0)Game.goldenCookie.click();}, 100);
Now leave that running while you go about your work day

Wow yeah sorry, I totally typo'd that the first time, this is what I meant to post.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:31

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Welp. I don't know where to go from here.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 17:50

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Mordiceius posted:

Welp. I don't know where to go from here.

I think you should click the cookie.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:01

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

LAY-ZX posted:

I think you should click the cookie.

NEVER

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:02

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

I haven't been able to access Cookie Clicker for a couple days now. How are you guys playing?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:04

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

I said come in! posted:

I haven't been able to access Cookie Clicker for a couple days now. How are you guys playing?

Keep refreshing. You'll get in eventually.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:05

Wrist Watch: Apr 19, 2011; What?

I just reset with 600 million cookies per second to get the "reset with a billion/trillion cookies" achievements.

Getting True Neverclick just means I have to wait for golden cookies to start things off, right? Let's loving do this. :getin:

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:05

Mordiceius: Nov 10, 2007; If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Wrist Watch posted:

I just reset with 600 million cookies per second to get the "reset with a billion/trillion cookies" achievements.

Getting True Neverclick just means I have to wait for golden cookies to start things off, right? Let's loving do this.

Yeah. I literally just did this an hour ago. I'm already back up to 5.5k cps.

Mordiceius fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Sep 5, 2013

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:08

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mordiceius posted:

Welp. I don't know where to go from here.

I didn't even realize you could get started without clicking 15 times for the first cursor. Is it just set to something ridiculously low by default, like .0001 CPS?

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:30

big mean giraffe: Dec 13, 2003; Eat Shit and Die; Lipstick Apathy

I said come in! posted:

I haven't been able to access Cookie Clicker for a couple days now. How are you guys playing?

I haven't closed my Cookie Clicker window since Saturday.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:31

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Blast of Confetti posted:

I didn't even realize you could get started without clicking 15 times for the first cursor. Is it just set to something ridiculously low by default, like .0001 CPS?

You can click a golden cookie at the beginning that will give you +13 cookies.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:31

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

madeupfred posted:

You can click a golden cookie at the beginning that will give you +13 cookies.

Oh right, didn't think of that. :v:

Wait, gently caress, this means I have to restart now. I remember a time before the cookies, but that has long since passed.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:32

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

It's gonna be funny when the game adds an achievement for resetting with a quadrillion cookies. And then you'll all be sorry!

# ? Sep 5, 2013 18:54

nozz: Jan 27, 2007; proficient pringle eater

tractor fanatic posted:

Getting a lucky while frenzied gets me 12e12 cookies. 5% of that is the cost of a Pledge, so if I get a lucky while frenzied once within the hour that Pledge is active for then it's already more worth it than the covenant.

If you are getting 12e12 when you get a frenzied lucky I think that means you are just under 1 billion cps normally. A reduction of 5% is just under 50 million cps less than normal. Over an hour this adds up to a "cost" of around 171 billion cookies. The max cost of pledge is 500 billion, so if you are at this point it is more efficient to just take the 5% hit over the hour rather than shelling out for a covenant for that same hour. Either way you make more cookies, but the covenant is actually cheaper overall until the reduction of 5% over an hour is more than the cost of the covenant. Obviously covenants are a good deal before they increase in price up to their max.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 19:06

Thurin: Jun 24, 2006

I just got my 27th golden cookie, bought Serendipity and a pledge and I've picked up 9 more golden cookies so far during the pledge duration. Now I've just got to save up 9 trillion cookies for maximum rewards and not spend below that and I'll finally experience the True Cookie Endgame.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 19:07

Instant Grat: Jul 31, 2009; Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE

Gat posted:

If you are getting 12e12 when you get a frenzied lucky I think that means you are just under 1 billion cps normally. A reduction of 5% is just under 50 million cps less than normal. Over an hour this adds up to a "cost" of around 171 billion cookies. The max cost of pledge is 500 billion, so if you are at this point it is more efficient to just take the 5% hit over the hour rather than shelling out for a covenant for that same hour. Either way you make more cookies, but the covenant is actually cheaper overall until the reduction of 5% over an hour is more than the cost of the covenant. Obviously covenants are a good deal before they increase in price up to their max.

You're forgetting that the covenant also reduces any bonuses you get from golden cookies by 5%.

# ? Sep 5, 2013 19:09

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Thurin posted:

I just got my 27th golden cookie, bought Serendipity and a pledge and I've picked up 9 more golden cookies so far during the pledge duration. Now I've just got to save up 9 trillion cookies for maximum rewards and not spend below that and I'll finally experience the True Cookie Endgame.

I think you mean 100 trillion. Times three.

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Thurin: Jun 24, 2006

Oh dear. I thought it was 18000x my cookie production (500m c/s). Then using that as a seed I can start working on snickerdoodles and such.

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