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PRL412 posted:From the new ALOD: It's a whale in a giant robot suit. I don't care how impossible it is because of the whale's own bodymass, that's just bad-rear end! Whalers will never see it coming. Until it's far, far too late  .
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ColHannibal posted:Science fact! The reason beached whales die is the weight of their own body crushes them when they are not under water. Then how the gently caress is your mom still alive? 
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Oh. Oh my god. I followed the site link in the corner of the image out of curiosity and there's animated shorts  .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgyPNnQ5fqU
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Sep 6, 2013 04:16
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Angela Christine posted:Wow, that whale would be super uncomfortable. Even if the mech constantly mists it with sea water, still super uncomfortable. That's what makes it such an efficient killing machine.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:18
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Desideratus posted:Then how the gently caress is your mom still alive? 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh. Oh my god. I followed the site link in the corner of the image out of curiosity and there's animated shorts Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense.  If you can build a whale sized mech to fight aliens, there is no reason at all that a human couldn't drive it. In fact humans would be better, because they wouldn't be weighing it down with thousands of pounds of useless meat, and could use all that freed up cargo space to carry more ammo. I mean . . . I don't . . . what? 
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Sep 6, 2013 04:28
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I don't think you "get" Mechawhales.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:35
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Angela Christine posted:Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense. Package says: You must be this high to enjoy this product. There is a picture of Cheech and Chung.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:37
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VanSandman posted:Package says: You must be this high to enjoy this product. There is a picture of Cheech and Chung. Connie Chung?
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Sep 6, 2013 04:50
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VanSandman posted:Package says: You must be this high to enjoy this product. There is a picture of Cheech and Chung. Man, that's really stonerist, like, check your privilege.
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Sep 6, 2013 04:50
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They tied the front legs up but those back legs are in prime kick-you-in-the-face position. 
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Sep 6, 2013 04:55
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Angela Christine posted:Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense. Yeah but then what would they do with the whale?
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Sep 6, 2013 04:58
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Angela Christine posted:Okay, now that I know why there is a mechwhale it makes even less sense. You're talking about people who designed combat shields that easily tip over and pin the people they were supposed to protect.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:14
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What they didn't mention is that this is the future of the Dishonored universe. The mechs are powered by whale oil.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:14
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It specifically mentions psychic whales evolved. Maybe the suits are controlled psychically, so only the whales can use it.
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VanSandman posted:Package says: You must be this high to enjoy this product. There is a picture of Cheech and Chung. 
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Sep 6, 2013 05:23
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh. Oh my god. I followed the site link in the corner of the image out of curiosity and there's animated shorts That doesn't hold a candle to JetSnail, and that one's only twelve seconds long.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:23
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GruntyThrst posted:It specifically mentions psychic whales evolved. Maybe the suits are controlled psychically, so only the whales can use it. I love that the backstory is that the whales evolved planet-scaled psychic powers so they could bond with the entire human race at once and use their empathy to heal the Earth, but when aliens appear they're suddenly all OO-RAH! GIMME DAT ROCKET LAUNCHER! HELMETS ARE FOR WIMPS!
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Sep 6, 2013 05:25
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Ak Gara posted:They tied the front legs up but those back legs are in prime kick-you-in-the-face position. I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell they're doing to the horse.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:25
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell they're doing to the horse. All the fillies love a good Brazilian wax.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:26
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell they're doing to the horse. Horses don't need to be put under to be castrated.
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Sep 6, 2013 05:28
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell they're doing to the horse. Maybe it's supposed to be a commentary on the unnaturalness of the lithotomy position? 
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Sep 6, 2013 05:29
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Portals posted:Maybe it's supposed to be a commentary on the unnaturalness of the lithotomy position? Perhaps, but when you search "horse surgery" some of the positions are drat... This one looks fairly comfortable compared to what came up. I assumed castration, but as noted, I don't think they do that under general, and not on critters that old.
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NotAnArtist posted:Man, that's really stonerist, like, check your privilege. Yo, man, what if instead of us checking our privilege... our privilege checks us? Makes you think, man.
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Sep 6, 2013 06:37
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Seconding this. I teach history at a major university and last semester I had a student (who was failing anyway) draw a picture of Mr. Potatohead for an answer on the final. I wish I'd taken a picture. I drew a cat for an answer on a senior level heat transfer (engineering) class. I ended up with 1/20 points.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Oh. Oh my god. I followed the site link in the corner of the image out of curiosity and there's animated shorts These are great! Part II: Venegance of the Mechawhales Part III: Triumph of the Mechawhales
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell they're doing to the horse.
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mcbexx posted:
Somebody keeps putting googly eyes on the election posters in Potsdam. 
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Sep 6, 2013 08:48
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Knormal posted:She's visiting her equineacologist. 
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Alternative pants posted:What they didn't mention is that this is the future of the Dishonored universe. The mechs are powered by whale oil. 
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Sep 6, 2013 09:07
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PRL412 posted:These are great! Wait wait wait, the guy also designed a four armed ninja killer whale, and that's not the one he makes first? This guy does not understand the internet.
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Sep 6, 2013 09:24
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What about if you put them on the moon? Would the decreased gravity help?
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Sep 6, 2013 10:34
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PRL412 posted:These are great! At least we know the whales win in the end!
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CobiWann posted:At least we know the whales win in the end! Unlike in real life.  Hairless bipedal apes: 1 Giant peaceful sea-going mammals: 0
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AltoidsAddict posted:What about if you put them on the moon? Would the decreased gravity help? There are whalers on the moon that are always carrying harpoons that would instantly stop telling their tall tales and singing whaling tunes as soon as the whales landed.
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Sep 6, 2013 13:21
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PRL412 posted:From the new ALOD: I never knew how much I wanted ZooFights action figures until now.
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Sep 6, 2013 13:24
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AltoidsAddict posted:What about if you put them on the moon? Would the decreased gravity help? 
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AltoidsAddict posted:What about if you put them on the moon? Would the decreased gravity help? Doesn't look like it. 
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Gyges posted:Doesn't look like it. That's a dolphin.
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Gyges posted:Doesn't look like it. ¡Viva la M.A.S.A.!
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