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This popped up on Netflix. I love how unashamedly it tries to make people think it's the Amityville Horror, down to mimicking the typeface and making the "my" blend in with the background as much as possible.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 01:08 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 07:18 |
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...of SCIENCE! posted:
Growing up, Amityville Horror stuff was considered dumb enough that it was tantamount to watching wrestling.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 01:15 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Growing up, Amityville Horror stuff was considered dumb enough that it was tantamount to watching wrestling. Amityville Horror is one of those things like Ancient Aliens where they don't let being completely discredited slow them down.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 01:21 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'm pretty dang excited for this. Why, did the Weinsteins rescind their order for a braindead US edit?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 01:34 |
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muscles like this? posted:Amityville Horror is one of those things like Ancient Aliens where they don't let being completely discredited slow them down. Reading from the reviews, My Amityvile Horror is about Daniel Lutz, the eldest son of the family. It supposedly takes a more skeptical view of the proceedings, with a lot of the cause likely his relationship with his then-stepfather.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:51 |
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Young Freud posted:Reading from the reviews, My Amityvile Horror is about Daniel Lutz, the eldest son of the family. It supposedly takes a more skeptical view of the proceedings, with a lot of the cause likely his relationship with his then-stepfather. muscles like this? posted:Amityville Horror is one of those things like Ancient Aliens where they don't let being completely discredited slow them down. So is it about the kid getting harassed by idiots who insist that all the supernatural stuff is true?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 03:04 |
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Madkal posted:So is it about the kid getting harassed by idiots who insist that all the supernatural stuff is true? Somewhat. He's retelling his story, but it's him at 40 and supposedly you can tell he's had some issues. There's a lot of psychoanalytical commentary that kinda delves into the family dynamics of the Lutz. There's is also an examination of his brush with fame. The climax is supposedly his reunion with Lorraine Warren, who has gone completely off the deep end, keeping roosters in her home and hoarding "supernatural" items, like a splinter of the "True Cross". http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/my-amityville-horror-film-review-395040 http://www.villagevoice.com/2013-03-13/film/my-amityville-horror-revisits-the-hauntings-of-daniel-lutz/ http://badassdigest.com/2012/09/24/fantastic-fest-review-my-amityville-horror-is-supernaturally-powerful/
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 03:33 |
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404GoonNotFound posted:Why, did the Weinsteins rescind their order for a braindead US edit? What's this? Is the american release going to be butchered? Edit: ARRGH http://twitchfilm.com/2013/08/weinstein-thinks-you-are-too-dumb-for-snowpiercer.html I HATE the weinsteins. I hate the seemingly monopoly they have on good foreign films and their utter disdain for intelligent audiences. The film cost $40 to make, is he expecting a Transformer style block buster? I refuse to see this movie now in theatres, which sucks because I really want Bong to succeed. Autechresaint fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Sep 10, 2013 |
# ? Sep 10, 2013 04:04 |
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It really is a pity about the edit, as the film moves really fast as is. I'm not really sure what they're going to trim out. Movie is great, btw.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 04:52 |
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Autechresaint posted:What's this? Is the american release going to be butchered? I don't like this article because it implies that the Weinsteins cut Princess Mononoke. Ghibli heard it got passed off to miramax so they sent a katana with a note that said "No Cuts". Miramax wound up not making any of the cuts they were planning.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 04:59 |
So between cut fuckery with the likes of Snowpiercer and The Grandmaster, are the DVDs/blus likely to have the original cut or is this all we're ever going to get?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 05:10 |
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Worst case you can probably import a disc from the EU, no? Do BluRay's still have the regional locks that DVDs did?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 06:27 |
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Some do.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 07:06 |
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Bugblatter posted:Worst case you can probably import a disc from the EU, no? Do BluRay's still have the regional locks that DVDs did?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 08:38 |
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Autechresaint posted:What's this? Is the american release going to be butchered? For once it feels good to be in the European audience. Now I just hope Snowpiercer is as good as it looks. And as an side? That name. Holy poo poo. Snowpiercer. Say it. Awesome.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 09:20 |
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That's a pretty drat big penis. Also a great poster.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 09:25 |
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Dred Cosmonaut posted:I don't like this article because it implies that the Weinsteins cut Princess Mononoke. Ghibli heard it got passed off to miramax so they sent a katana with a note that said "No Cuts". Miramax wound up not making any of the cuts they were planning. Yeah they were really pissed about what another company had done to Nausica.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 14:36 |
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Bugblatter posted:Worst case you can probably import a disc from the EU, no? Do BluRay's still have the regional locks that DVDs did? If you are going to import it, import from South Korea. They have excellent quality DVD/BluRays over there.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 15:07 |
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Urban Space Cowboy posted:Unfortunately yes, though there're a lot fewer -- just three, with one shared between North and South America (except poor old Greenland) along with Japan, Korea, and a bunch of other east and southeast Asian countries: What's weird is that though this is credited with helping Sony win the format war (HD-DVD had no such protection), the major releases rarely use it. Criterion does just in case of licensing hassles (which is a shame), but the big studio's titles, even sometimes catalog stuff, are very often region-free. It's likely they're slowly, painfully grasping the idea that a sale is a sale, but can't quite let go of their control mechanisms.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 15:59 |
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Shoehead posted:Yeah they were really pissed about what another company had done to Nausica. About the only 'controversy' I remember from Mononoke were weeaboos griping about how they translated miso in one scene from 'water' to 'piss' to make it sound more harsh to american audiences who wouldn't understand that calling someone's soup 'water' is a pretty big insult.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 16:01 |
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Autechresaint posted:I HATE the weinsteins. I hate the seemingly monopoly they have on good foreign films and their utter disdain for intelligent audiences. The film cost $40 to make, is he expecting a Transformer style block buster? They edit Snowpiercer for the "stupids" and give us poo poo like Transformers, they have it backwards. I'm positive Snowpiercer will be easy to follow but when I saw Transformers 2 I had no idea what the gently caress was going on.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 16:11 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:What's weird is that though this is credited with helping Sony win the format war (HD-DVD had no such protection), the major releases rarely use it. Criterion does just in case of licensing hassles (which is a shame), but the big studio's titles, even sometimes catalog stuff, are very often region-free. It's not just that it's that a lot of the contacts the studios have for foreign distribution include home video and broadcast, they're being renegotiated but a the foreign companies still have a lot of power since most people don't get entertainment from the Internet where they could make a direct sale.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 19:29 |
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Ez posted:They edit Snowpiercer for the "stupids" and give us poo poo like Transformers, they have it backwards. I'm positive Snowpiercer will be easy to follow but when I saw Transformers 2 I had no idea what the gently caress was going on. Someone on imdb basically said it best, why edit a movie down for an audience that won't go see it to begin with. I don't know anyone outside indie/foreign film circles who is interested in this film, much less know who the hell some korean director is. Editing it down to an action flick will only do more to hurt the guy's rep across the board if the movie suffers for it.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 19:31 |
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Get a load of this piece of crap!
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:15 |
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What a wierd fraction. Is this one of those imaginary numbers?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:19 |
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If you didn't know about Ender's Game you would assume Harrison Ford is Ender.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:19 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! Bad movie, bad poster, what's the problem?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:20 |
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Hasters posted:Bad movie, bad poster, what's the problem? Based on a terrible book by a horrible human being. This is the meaning of the fraction - its trying to divide by sheer badness.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:23 |
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LeJackal posted:Based on a terrible book by a horrible human being. This is the meaning of the fraction - its trying to divide by sheer badness. As far as I know Ender's Game is considered the only good Orson Scott Card book?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:25 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! 3/4 stars?
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:26 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! The only way to win is not to play.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:29 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:As far as I know Ender's Game is considered the only good Orson Scott Card book? It's all relative.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:31 |
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:As far as I know Ender's Game is considered the only good Orson Scott Card book? That implies that Orson Scott Card wrote at least one good book. He didn't.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:37 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! I see that tagline and all I can think is "yeah, I know. It's a movie."
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:43 |
davidspackage posted:I see that tagline and all I can think is "yeah, I know. It's a movie." It does however look like a video game, so I can see why they feel the need to clarify to everyone.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:49 |
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Man, Harrison Ford is really old now.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:55 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! The thing that bothers me the most with this is how it looks like Harrison Ford's billing is slightly above everyone elses (even though it's not) and it's seriously loving with my eyes.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:55 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! "and Ben Kingsly (who really has to poop)"
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:00 |
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zenintrude posted:Get a load of this piece of crap! Glad the lovely Iron Man poster is still getting copied years later.
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:09 |
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Giving away the twist in the tagline. Nice
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# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:21 |