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RennZero: Oct 10, 2007; "Get in."

Yeah but what if there is one for 1 quadrillion cookies with no clicks?

# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:45

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:24

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

RennZero posted:

Yeah but what if there is one for 1 quadrillion cookies with no clicks?

I've broken the neverclick PetaCookie barrier, time to shoot for the ExaCookie.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:49

WhitemageofDOOM: Sep 13, 2010; ... It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

Restarted again, i'm building only grandmas and portals(built 15 of everything else for the upgrade.)

IA IA GRANDMA FTAUGN

# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:57

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

WhitemageofDOOM posted:

Restarted again, i'm building only grandmas and portals(built 15 of everything else for the upgrade.)

IA IA GRANDMA FTAUGN

# ? Sep 11, 2013 00:36

Bastard Man: Nov 15, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

I apologize if it's already been brought up in the thread, but does anyone know any games similar to this one? I love really big time wasters like this that can keep you busy for days. One that comes to mind for me is Anti Idle: The Game

# ? Sep 11, 2013 00:55

The worst submarine: Apr 26, 2010

Bacon Drew posted:

I apologize if it's already been brought up in the thread, but does anyone know any games similar to this one? I love really big time wasters like this that can keep you busy for days. One that comes to mind for me is Anti Idle: The Game

Candy Box is a good time waster. Comes with its own combat sequences (eventually!)
A firelit room is another good one. It's much more serious than any others and does a decent job.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:12

Speedball: Apr 15, 2008

Here's an idea for a mod. Countdown timers on all the upgrade and building buttons so you know exactly how long it'll be at the current rate of cookies per second until you can afford something.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:15

D34THROW: Jan 29, 2012; RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL

The worst submarine posted:

A firelit room is another good one. It's much more serious than any others and does a decent job.

Why am I immersed before I've even built a hut? :jebstare:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:41

...of SCIENCE!: Apr 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

The worst submarine posted:

Candy Box is a good time waster. Comes with its own combat sequences (eventually!)
A firelit room is another good one. It's much more serious than any others and does a decent job.

Ginormo Sword is the grand-daddy of all these clicky Skinny Box games.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:44

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

I am such a sucker for these sorts of games it's untrue. I just love the whole progressing while basically doing nothing thing. And I like numbers going up in games. Really, this one is the killer so far. Fuckin' cookies.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:48

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Oh no, what have I done :gonk:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:53

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

There's one after that. :unsmigghh:

_{I don't have it either.}

# ? Sep 11, 2013 02:06

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Oh no, what have I done

You've avoided getting the achievement for resetting with a Quadrillion, that's what you've done. :colbert:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 02:09

neongrey: Feb 28, 2007; Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

McDragon posted:

There's one after that.

_{I don't have it either.}

I do. I immediately got 128 chips on my first reset. :getin:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 02:14

Jibo: May 22, 2007; Bear Witness; College Slice

neongrey posted:

I do. I immediately got 128 chips on my first reset.

Speaking of this. I recently decided to look up a heavenly chip chart and I realized that my measly 4 heavenly chips are the result of 16 trillion total cookies baked. Which is bullshit because my first and only reset was after buying every upgrade (at the time) and getting every achievement. That's at least 300 trillion off of the last three cookie upgrades at the time (plus 3 random cookies) alone not to mention 100 of each building and an extra 100 grannies and cursors.

Where are my drat heavenly chips? :argh:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 03:00

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

If you Hard Reset instead of just normal reset, it wipes the hidden absolute-all-time-cookies number. Did you by any chance do that the first time instead?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 03:32

Alpha Mayo: Jan 15, 2007; hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Still playing this. I am so afraid to refresh because I am technically almost "done" and am afraid he will add some achievement to bake a quintillion cookies or add Cookies@Home to let you hook up multiple PCs running this game to bake cookies faster.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 03:52

Jibo: May 22, 2007; Bear Witness; College Slice

CJacobs posted:

If you Hard Reset instead of just normal reset, it wipes the hidden absolute-all-time-cookies number. Did you by any chance do that the first time instead?

Nah, I've only done one regular reset to get the three original reset achievements and the never clicks. I think I might try resetting again to see if maybe it got lost somewhere along the way.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:01

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Jibo posted:

Nah, I've only done one regular reset to get the three original reset achievements and the never clicks. I think I might try resetting again to see if maybe it got lost somewhere along the way.

Just to be sure, that first reset was AFTER the Heavenly Chips were added in, right?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:07

Jibo: May 22, 2007; Bear Witness; College Slice

LAY-ZX posted:

Just to be sure, that first reset was AFTER the Heavenly Chips were added in, right?

Yeah. It's the only reset I did and I have four chips. Is there a way to get heavenly chips without resetting? Because that could explain it.

E: It was within a couple of minutes of them coming out though. Maybe it didn't quite tally everything up or maybe the calculation was different at first?

Either way, I'm not too bummed. About to reset again with 1q total baked cookies so I'll get mine.

Jibo fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 11, 2013

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:10

SlayVus: Jul 10, 2009; Grimey Drawer

If I scale my window down really small, where do golden cookies spawn?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:25

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

SlayVus posted:

If I scale my window down really small, where do golden cookies spawn?

In the window.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:30

LibbyM: Dec 7, 2011

If my all time baked cookies is only 397,000,000,000,000 is there much to be gained from resetting?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:30

Jibo: May 22, 2007; Bear Witness; College Slice

LibbyM posted:

If my all time baked cookies is only 397,000,000,000,000 is there much to be gained from resetting?

About 20 chips or a 100% boost to base CPS. http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Heavenly_Chips

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:34

LibbyM: Dec 7, 2011

Thanks for that link. Sounds like it's a good idea for me to wait a tiny bit longer before resetting.

Edit: Actually I should just sell everything.

LibbyM fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Sep 11, 2013

# ? Sep 11, 2013 04:37

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

I did not do the sell/rebuy/resell shuffle cause I was going for Nihilism and got 113 Heavenly Chips.

Jesus christ this is so different from normal. :stare:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:10

bef: Mar 2, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Only 26 quadrillion cookies until I get 117 more chips :woop:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:26

SatansBestBuddy: Sep 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

The worst submarine posted:

A firelit room is another good one. It's much more serious than any others and does a decent job.

loving hell, as if having ONE waiting game to play wasn't enough! :argh:

Only reason I haven't reset my cookie clicker is cause I'm playing this game now. But hey, I've almost enough coal for a steelworks!

:negative:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:32

Ryen Deckard: Jun 28, 2008; My blood is red, white, and blue.

We're playing a game where you click a cookie.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:34

Level Slide: Jan 4, 2011

Finally reset. Just me and my 20 chips now. Going for True Neverclick :unsmigghh:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:47

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

I have 1 more achievement I have to get.

That drat 100 time machines achievement. I'm only at 92

Goddamnit. Help :gonk:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 05:52

deptstoremook: Jan 12, 2004; my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your Aunt and Uncle in Bel-Air!"

Migishu posted:

I have 1 more achievement I have to get.

That drat 100 time machines achievement. I'm only at 92

Goddamnit. Help

Might I recommend...clicking the cookie?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 06:05

Colin Mockery: Jun 24, 2007; Rawr

Migishu posted:

I have 1 more achievement I have to get.

That drat 100 time machines achievement. I'm only at 92

Goddamnit. Help

Do you have the 7777 golden cookies shadow achievement? I'm going to wait for that before my next reset, I think.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 06:19

Jibo: May 22, 2007; Bear Witness; College Slice

Colbear posted:

Do you have the 7777 golden cookies shadow achievement? I'm going to wait for that before my next reset, I think.

This is what I keep telling myself but with dungeons around the corner I'm wondering if there's going to be some reason to try to maximize your prestige then and I'll have to reset my almost 2,000 golden cookie clicks.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 06:33

Oblivion4568238: Oct 10, 2012; The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.; College Slice

So. I'm somewhat close to what passes for an end for the current version. 84 Time Machines, 100+ for everything else. All I really need to be heading straight for "endgame" content is Get Lucky, but... I idle far more often than I actually watch, so I'm not often around for golden/wrath cookies. I'm thinking of resetting for those delicious Heavenly Chips, since a permanent boost like that will complement my idling playstyle well, but I'd like to know what the exact order on selling and buying everything before resetting is that maximizes cookies. Like, do I sell everything down to zero, then buy from the bottom of the list until it's too expensive, then the next up, and so forth, or... something else?

# ? Sep 11, 2013 07:20

AccountingNightmare: Oct 2, 2006; NOT ENOUGH RED ORBS ARGH

# ? Sep 11, 2013 07:55

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Just 15k cookie clicks? I had 150k when I reset. :colbert:

# ? Sep 11, 2013 08:00

Cstar: Aug 17, 2006; I've no way of knowing what whims I might have!

Oblivion4568238 posted:

Like, do I sell everything down to zero, then buy from the bottom of the list until it's too expensive, then the next up, and so forth, or... something else?

Doesn't matter, easiest and least clicks required is buying/selling Time Machines, you get the same % returned of the purchase price no matter what you buy/sell.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 08:02

The Fattest PI: Mar 4, 2008

My friend linked this to me

# ? Sep 11, 2013 08:13

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:24

Blattdorf: Aug 10, 2012; "This will be the best for both of us, Bradley."
"Meow."

The game should have an option to reset everything other than shadow achievements.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 08:26

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