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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Shanty posted:

The video was taken down. What was it?

Trailer for Escape from Tomorrow, the movie secretly shot without permission at Walt Disney World.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Shanty posted:

The video was taken down. What was it?

Escape from Tomorrow, the movie that was filmed at Disney World without their permission.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Repost here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnt7x0MyOYc

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


This does not look good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9yRTftKXk

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

I don't know, it looks a little funnier than "A Haunted House"

Of course that's a bar so low a mole tripped over it

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Our (non-leaked) trailer for Grudge Match which is surprisingly funny and not bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bQSOBJCPQE

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

kiimo posted:

Our (non-leaked) trailer for Grudge Match which is surprisingly funny and not bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bQSOBJCPQE

That looks OK. Nothing amazing, but... OK. Kevin Hart is a less irritating Chris Tucker.

Also, Macklemore must be making some money with all the trailers using his music this year.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yeah I meant the movie is surprisingly funny and non-bad. Our target demo for this is not edgy. Think Bucket List.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


So is Stallone's entire oeuvre now gently caress you he isn't too old for this poo poo? Also apparently making movies with actors that people wanted to see team up 30 years ago in their prime.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I thought this trailer for Jared Leto's new flick "Mr. Nobody" seemed pretty drat cool.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/mrnobody/







And then I found out it apparently was released in 2009??? Is it just now getting distribution?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

BonoMan posted:

I thought this trailer for Jared Leto's new flick "Mr. Nobody" seemed pretty drat cool.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/mrnobody/







And then I found out it apparently was released in 2009??? Is it just now getting distribution?
Just a US distribution, yeah. I saw it a few years ago, and from the little I remember of it, it was pretty plodding and boring and overlong.

A friend of mine is a big Jared Leto/30 Seconds To Mars fan, and I am too (to a lesser degree), so he found out this was coming out a few years ago and he turned me on to it.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


BonoMan posted:

I thought this trailer for Jared Leto's new flick "Mr. Nobody" seemed pretty drat cool.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/mrnobody/







And then I found out it apparently was released in 2009??? Is it just now getting distribution?

Bad Old Man Makeup: The Movie

There, I saved you a few hours.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

zenintrude posted:

Bad Old Man Makeup: The Movie

There, I saved you a few hours.

Ah goddamnit that was my first reaction when I saw it. "Hope the makeup doesn't suck!" Why do movies insist on doing that? Why not just try to cast an older person? I mean I understand there's a "continuity of character" that directors might worry about, but bad old man makeup can absolutely sabotage an entire movie's immersion.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


It's a shame that Goon was used as a movie title so recently because it'd be goddamned perfect for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtgoAt7ZTyE

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

"Like Taxi Driver for nerds".


Yep.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I think that movie would be better without the self-aware tongue in cheek stuff, that trailer couldn't decide if it was serious or not.


Here's a great trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

kiimo posted:

Our (non-leaked) trailer for Grudge Match which is surprisingly funny and not bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bQSOBJCPQE

I really like Kevin Hart, so yeah I'm going to see this. Plus come on it's Deniro and Stallone.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

kiimo posted:

Our (non-leaked) trailer for Grudge Match which is surprisingly funny and not bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bQSOBJCPQE
I like how Rocky moved from one side of the state to the other. Pittsburgh been getting a lot of movies lately, it used to only be zombie movies.

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

kiimo posted:

Our (non-leaked) trailer for Grudge Match which is surprisingly funny and not bad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bQSOBJCPQE

DeNiro as Frankie Fast Hands could be pretty good

Attention Horse
Jan 5, 2012

Yo man, you are out of step with Imhotep!
Last Days on Mars trailer. Looks alright, I'm always up for some horror sci-fi movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_C8_xmixrg

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I wish it was called Cold Day on Mars.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So apparently Dario Argento made a film adaptation of Dracula last year and it's only getting a release now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAgNlOfeoU


It looks cheap and poo poo.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Attention Horse posted:

Last Days on Mars trailer. Looks alright, I'm always up for some horror sci-fi movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_C8_xmixrg

So it's Apollo 18 and Alien. Why not. I'd watch that. When it comes out on Netflix.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Vagabundo posted:

So apparently Dario Argento made a film adaptation of Dracula last year and it's only getting a release now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAgNlOfeoU


It looks cheap and poo poo.

I remember the trailer with "pre effects work" from a year or two ago. It... hasn't improved much.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Man, a movie with Rutger Hauer as Van Helsing shouldn't be that lovely.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Vagabundo posted:

So apparently Dario Argento made a film adaptation of Dracula last year and it's only getting a release now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAgNlOfeoU


It looks cheap and poo poo.

Gonna be honest, I had no idea Argento was still alive.

Also, the priest made me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cONmzaT4x10

Probably not what he was going for.

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

AndyP posted:

Gonna be honest, I had no idea Argento was still alive.

I'd say that the good one isn't, only a weakly possessed doppleganger remains.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Attention Horse posted:

Last Days on Mars trailer. Looks alright, I'm always up for some horror sci-fi movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_C8_xmixrg

I admire a man who is bold enough to not only set a movie on Mars but also have Mars in the title.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
See, I love Aaron Paul and I'm down to support him in any piece of crap he makes, including adaptations of video games that have literally nothing to adapt, except the concept of this trailer seems so cool, but it's in service to something that seems so lame, and I wonder if I'm just forcing myself to love it because I love Aaron Paul and I'm down to support him OH GOD HELP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrJWUVoXeM

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
I hope the movie is so dumb it's good.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

DivisionPost posted:

See, I love Aaron Paul and I'm down to support him in any piece of crap he makes, including adaptations of video games that have literally nothing to adapt, except the concept of this trailer seems so cool, but it's in service to something that seems so lame, and I wonder if I'm just forcing myself to love it because I love Aaron Paul and I'm down to support him OH GOD HELP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrJWUVoXeM

This is a forum that adores the Fast and Furious franchise. Don't feel bad about liking that trailer.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

This is a forum that adores the Fast and Furious franchise. Don't feel bad about liking that trailer.

It's from Scott Waugh, who last co-directed this. Does that change anything?

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011
Act of Valor was really well-done even if it was unbelievably reprehensible, so that sounds like a point in its favor. And I will follow Aaron Paul and his dreamy eyes anywhere :allears:

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

I don't think that trailer really knows what it wants to be.

It has a voiceover which is overly dramatic and obviously not from the movie. At first I thought it might be trying to ape some more of Breaking Bad with a Poem-reading trailer.
It has a dramatic soundtrack.
Lots of images of Aaron Paul doing his angry face.

but

It is a movie about driving cars fast.
It ends with generic gradually increasing beats for no reason.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 4, 2011

twoot posted:

I don't think that trailer really knows what it wants to be.

It has a voiceover which is overly dramatic and obviously not from the movie. At first I thought it might be trying to ape some more of Breaking Bad with a Poem-reading trailer.
It has a dramatic soundtrack.
Lots of images of Aaron Paul doing his angry face.

but

It is a movie about driving cars fast.
It ends with generic gradually increasing beats for no reason.

It's basically imitating the style that the Batman movie trailers set: dramatic, gravitas-filled voiceover, images of awesome poo poo happening like cars blowing up.

bullet3
Nov 8, 2011

SALT CURES HAM posted:

It's basically imitating the style that the Batman movie trailers set: dramatic, gravitas-filled voiceover, images of awesome poo poo happening like cars blowing up.

Except it's an AWFUL monologue, and doesn't at all fit with the rest of it. Christ, that looks awful. They should've marketed it like a Fast & Furious movie, upbeat and high-energy.
That's one of the worst trailers I've seen in a long time.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Aaron Paul gettin paid y'all

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
My guess is that what we're getting isn't another Fast/Furious-esque movie, but a cowboy movie with cars. I mean, the high whistle sound of that synth in the beginning sounds like a modernized version of the classic whistle in those old westerns right before the shootout. Think less Fast and Furious and more Good, Bad and Ugly.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Yoshifan823 posted:

My guess is that what we're getting isn't another Fast/Furious-esque movie, but a cowboy movie with cars. I mean, the high whistle sound of that synth in the beginning sounds like a modernized version of the classic whistle in those old westerns right before the shootout. Think less Fast and Furious and more Good, Bad and Ugly.

That's actually a voice, not a synth. But your point stands.

I'm not sure how I feel about Aaron Paul giving some overwrought monologue with a contemporary classical piece against shots of his totally sweet Veyron wrecking poo poo, but I'm willing to see more.

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Nov 7, 2005


Little man can't see over the steering wheel :shobon:

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