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Color Printer posted:It isn't a Homestuck-related computer virus unless it unleashes a time-traveling demon at the death of the universe. How do we know it isn't that kind of virus?
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Excuse me guys, I'm gonna go use my time-traveling coffin to check the end of the universe to see if it's connected or not. Edit: turns out all there is, is some dumb restaurant. Nothing to worry about. AriadneThread fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 12, 2013 |
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Sep 12, 2013 07:40
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Thundarr posted:It isn't a Homestuck-related computer virus unless it actually blows up your computer. To be fair you can also do that with the majyyks (which are totes real)
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Sep 12, 2013 07:41
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AriadneThread posted:Excuse me guys, I'm gonna go use my time-traveling coffin to check the end of the universe to see if it's connected or not. You're probably just bitter because you didn't make reservations.
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Sep 12, 2013 07:57
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I'm glad someone found a way to improve the MSPA forums!
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Sep 12, 2013 08:05
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 No one mentioned this is one of the images they left on the forums?
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Sep 12, 2013 08:45
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"Mr President, the NSA has confirmed a Majestic-Level contingency. Assad... he hit Homestuck, sir. It's gone." Without a word, Obama reaches for the received of the red phone on his desk.
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Sep 12, 2013 08:50
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Seoinin posted:"Mr President, the NSA has confirmed a Majestic-Level contingency. Assad... he hit Homestuck, sir. It's gone."
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Sep 12, 2013 09:10
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Or is it Sputnik posted:Pfff, what's Batman going to do in Syria? "Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..." "I shall become.. a Homestuck"
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Sep 12, 2013 09:36
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e. disregard
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Sep 12, 2013 09:42
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:Yeah, the bigger question isn't "Why the forums?" but "Why the MSPA forums?" If they can recruit the Homestucks to their cause, they will be unstoppable.
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Sep 12, 2013 11:15
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Insert obligatory "this is the funniest Homestuck has been in months!" 
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Sep 12, 2013 14:39
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Wapole Languray posted:Caliborn controlled Jack is gonna rip Jake's eyes out, stick his flashing pool ball eyes in, Jake's head peels like a banana and he gets SWOLE. Boom, you get a crazy rear end plot twist, Aranea is crushed by hubris as all Serkets are, tumblr commits mass suicide, and the name Lord English makes sense while still keeping Caliborn in play. Jake is going to beat Jack English, and then get possessed in turn. It fulfills the prophecy and causes the obvious thing to happen.
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Sep 12, 2013 15:58
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Dorroile posted:I'm glad someone found a way to improve the MSPA forums! I have faith that excellent posts have thus far saved SA from a similar fate.
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Sep 12, 2013 17:22
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In a shocking twist, it turns out that Koos is a Syrian sleeper agent. Suddenly the Koos Group sounds a lot more sinister.
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Sep 12, 2013 17:29
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Bell_ posted:This. I know other theories are floating around, but the fact the main page was not touched and that Homestuck is a world-wide phenomenon leads me to suspect there is a Syrian Homestuck out there that knows some English, wanted to connect to other fans and saw what a cesspool the boards were. This leaves me wondering if there's some pro-rebel Syrian Homestuck fan who's furious about this latest development, and is trying to marshal some kind of response. Further, the idea of two people on opposites sides of a blood civil war both enjoying the same silly internet webcomic.
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Dolash posted:This leaves me wondering if there's some pro-rebel Syrian Homestuck fan who's furious about this latest development, and is trying to marshal some kind of response. Further, the idea of two people on opposites sides of a blood civil war both enjoying the same silly internet webcomic. I'm reminded of a short story I once read where two soldiers during WW1, a Frenchman and a German, find themselves stranded in an abandoned town in no-man's land. They share cigarettes and realize that they have more in common with each other than they do with the mustachioed fucks ordering them to march into hails of machine gun fire. Then the French army shows up and shoots both of them for desertion and collusion with the enemy.
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Sep 12, 2013 20:24
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The DBZ doesn't stop keep hapening.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:31
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"You call that powering up?" Is a line I'm shocked didn't actually appear in DBZ.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:37
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No Karkat please be ok, please be ok 
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Sep 13, 2013 03:01
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Karkat would be the maddest, saddest dreambubble ghost.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:12
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"You call that powering up?" Evil Jade is almost as much of an improvement as Evil Jane, and she wasn't even completely sucky before.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:17
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So what exactly is Aranea's plan here? Is Jake just going to keep powering up and destroy the whole session with his hopexplosion? 'Cause at this rate it looks like he's just going to destroy everything.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:31
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Blackheart posted:No Karkat please be ok, please be ok Karkat-Death has become Hussie's ace in the hole for reader despair, since he is a) the best and b) the most mortal out of all the characters. In a comic where like half the cast can now walk off getting cut the gently caress in half so long as they don't do it while getting a kitten out of a tree/throwing a kitten into a woodchipper and the mortal remainder is either unkillable, undead, or a clown, Karkat huddles, terrified and cranky, his sole defense a breathless torrent of rude language. Hussie will wait until he is entangled in our every gossamer heartstring, and then, he will tear him out.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:34
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It's...it's so beautiful.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:41
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lotus circle posted:So what exactly is Aranea's plan here? Is Jake just going to keep powering up and destroy the whole session with his hopexplosion? 'Cause at this rate it looks like he's just going to destroy everything. Jake doesn't seem to be aware of his surroundings at all. How does curing brain damage do that?
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Sep 13, 2013 03:53
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Dire Wombat posted:Jake doesn't seem to be aware of his surroundings at all. How does curing brain damage do that? Jake is absolutely at least somewhat aware of what's going on, he just can't express it in anything other than old timeys. See: Jane- HELLO NURSE Jade- AYE CHIHUAHUA Getting the upperhand in the fight- SOCK IT TO ME etc.
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Sep 13, 2013 04:07
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Is Jade going to get dunked into the lava?
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Sep 13, 2013 04:21
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lotus circle posted:So what exactly is Aranea's plan here? Is Jake just going to keep powering up and destroy the whole session with his hopexplosion? 'Cause at this rate it looks like he's just going to destroy everything. Her plan was to prevent Caliborn's universe from ever existing, thus preventing Lord English from ever existing. Having an out-of control Page of Hope at maximum power kill off everybody / obliterate the session to cause a hellacious paradox that essentially invalidates everything that has ever happened in the comic and then turn that into the new alpha timeline would probably count as a win for her if it works. (it won't work)
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Sep 13, 2013 04:36
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:Is Jade going to get dunked into the lava? I really hope not, but her words are way too close to a cheesy movie villain's final words. And she's in another Homestuck death-colors page too
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Sep 13, 2013 04:40
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tentative8e8op posted:I really hope not, but her words are way too close to a cheesy movie villain's final words. And she's in another Homestuck death-colors page too Can you have a heroic or just death when you have no control over your own actions?
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Sep 13, 2013 04:47
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Even if she does, Bec was bathing in the stuff when his meteor landed in a pool much like the one Jake just made. There's little reason to expect her to be less indestructible.
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Oxxidation posted:Karkat-Death has become Hussie's ace in the hole for reader despair, since he is a) the best and b) the most mortal out of all the characters. In a comic where like half the cast can now walk off getting cut the gently caress in half so long as they don't do it while getting a kitten out of a tree/throwing a kitten into a woodchipper and the mortal remainder is either unkillable, undead, or a clown, Karkat huddles, terrified and cranky, his sole defense a breathless torrent of rude language. Hussie will wait until he is entangled in our every gossamer heartstring, and then, he will tear him out. It's true. Even though Terezi and Karkat have the exact same status, Shouty feels so much more vulnerable in the grand scheme of things. Pretty much because, as cool as Terezi is, there is only one The Best. Also hope is dumb and Jake still sucks.
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Thundarr posted:Her plan was to prevent Caliborn's universe from ever existing, thus preventing Lord English from ever existing. Having an out-of control Page of Hope at maximum power kill off everybody / obliterate the session to cause a hellacious paradox that essentially invalidates everything that has ever happened in the comic and then turn that into the new alpha timeline would probably count as a win for her if it works. To expand a little bit on this, from what I understand, she specifically wants to destroy the universe completely enough that it is retroactively never created. LE comes when the universe is destroyed but a universe that is never created can't be destroyed and thus LE won't ever exist/arrive. Since he does exist/has arrived, if this happens the paradox will create a doomed offshoot timeline that will go nowhere, but she thinks her awesome Sylph powers can let her "heal" the doomed timeline and make it into the the alpha timeline: quote:ARANEA: A doomed timeline is really just an anatomical feature of a much larger organism. Like a capillary which comes to an end, 8ecause it has withered and died. Also, I don't remember- Karkat isn't god tier, right?
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ThisIsNoZaku posted:Also, I don't remember- Karkat isn't god tier, right? No. He's not god tier, he can barely fight anything tougher than basic Sburb baddies, he turns into a terrified ball of nubby-headed noise during serious conflict, and he already used up his one extra Lifey Thing. The entire universe is basically a giant arrow pointing to Mssr. Vantas, and on the arrow is written the words "END THIS CHILD."
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Sep 13, 2013 05:07
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Oxxidation posted:No. He's not god tier, he can barely fight anything tougher than basic Sburb baddies, he turns into a terrified ball of nubby-headed noise during serious conflict, and he already used up his one extra Lifey Thing. The entire universe is basically a giant arrow pointing to Mssr. Vantas, and on the arrow is written the words "END THIS CHILD." Dude Karkat won't die. He's the only one who can truly ends this in anti-climax. Just cull the Fish Queen and cut LE down short. "CAN WE loving GO NOW?" will be the last bit of dialogue in Homestuck.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:11
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Yeah, Karkat's been stabbed and killed freaking tons of times. He's the most likely to get out alive at the rate he's going.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:13
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Ramos posted:Yeah, Karkat's been stabbed and killed freaking tons of times. He's the most likely to get out alive at the rate he's going. Stabbed, tons. Killed, just once.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:20
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He's DEFINITELY going to live until he meets spades slick again, because how on earth would we NOT get to experience Karkat's reunion with HIS JACK.
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Who What Now posted:Stabbed, tons. Killed, just once. Twice if you count his dreamself.
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