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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Every world cup team should produce a 5 min video like that, they're awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7nrmGtPoP0
Ivory Coast interview in a similar fashion. Wait for the payoff at the end.

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The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Seltzer posted:

Every world cup team should produce a 5 min video like that, they're awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7nrmGtPoP0
Ivory Coast interview in a similar fashion. Wait for the payoff at the end.

I love that the answer to about half the questions is Eboué. One of my favourite footballers and I sorely miss him in the PL.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

The Mash posted:

I love that the answer to about half the questions is Eboué. One of my favourite footballers and I sorely miss him in the PL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5mj0Huxajk

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse


Mandatory read, also nice sweater.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Might be purchasing that op, he's a legend.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

There are probably better books discussing the full range of Sports Rehabilitation Techniques on the market today, you're just paying for the cover

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

belgend posted:

Did you have questions about the Belgian national team like: Who eats a whole loving lot?

Well you're in luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enFxQ4RZ_ks

Love me some Red Devils. It would suck if they crashed out of the WC too early or something

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

T. Finninho posted:

Reminder that Garrincha once got booked for "disrespecting his opponent" because he just kept dribbling them to death

Didn't know who Garrincha was, YouTube's first result was this documentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApMH14H4Cdg

2 minutes in and it seems like a pretty compelling story, loads of talent, loads of alcohol, tragedy, etc.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
Garrincha used to leave his man on the floor and then wait for them to get up so he could do it again, that's why he was booked.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

TheBigAristotle posted:

Didn't know who Garrincha was, YouTube's first result was this documentary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApMH14H4Cdg

2 minutes in and it seems like a pretty compelling story, loads of talent, loads of alcohol, tragedy, etc.

His statue had a massive penis, his daughters complained, the judge ruled that the people of Brazil loved him and his massive penis, so it stayed.

e;


Fly on little bird :unsmith:

Spangly A fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Sep 12, 2013

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJGZP7z_bFg

Makes me proud :allears:

Walh Hara
May 11, 2012

TheBigAristotle posted:

Love me some Red Devils. It would suck if they crashed out of the WC too early or something

You're in luck, because there are tons of "meet the devils" videos out there. The ones below are part of some interaction project between the fans and the team, where the team gives the fans some challenges to the fans and in return (when the challenges succeeds) post a video of players doing silly things. It's in Dutch and French both, but most are funny enough even if you understand neither.

1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILFGenmO_Ms
2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcMP8VfV4gk Incase you're confused about the first part: the mission was to make over 400000 decibels of noise
3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4nWk0iREjU (just some explanation of the stadium, not very interesting at all even if you understand Dutch or French)
4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eDJS_Hfp04
5) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNOFmVVcdeM
6) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xP8j_oEsCI

edit: to clarify, the first part of most videos is just the result of the "mission". The actual players only appear in the second part.

Walh Hara fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Sep 12, 2013

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

What's a "tifo" without video game references?

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
Needs a minute by minute song sheet IMHO

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Seltzer posted:

Every world cup team should produce a 5 min video like that, they're awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7nrmGtPoP0
Ivory Coast interview in a similar fashion. Wait for the payoff at the end.

I love how Gervinho starts fidgeting nervously when they ask who has the worst haircut.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBfUcZVPrwA

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

blue footed boobie posted:

I love how Gervinho starts fidgeting nervously when they ask who has the worst haircut.

Kalou's eyes look over and he cracks up a half second before everyone else too haha

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009


Chelsea are small time nobodies

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

posting in the correct thread

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

lol keep dreaming lads

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Back when football was pure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu__4xi_Blc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu__4xi_Blc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk82PGXxmEY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMsFfkTWaA

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

youtube comments posted:

All that footage and only ONE negro on the pitch. THOSE were the days! :(...

Pure, eh...

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

struggeling

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
How could we not match Sunderland with a Nissan?

I mean it's so obvious

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Using the old Villa badge that we changed six years ago ffs. McLaren F1 though, which is the best car on that list.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref


0/10, Stoke and West Ham should both be white vans.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Wrong thread.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

What's better than a 911 huh

Hennessey Venom GT wtf this is poo poo as heck.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

:iiaca:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
I like how most of them have some sort of attempted connection to the football the club plays or their status, while with Norwich they've just gone "Lotus is in Norfolk right?", "Yeah just put that in".

angry armadillo
Jul 26, 2010

Blue Screen Error posted:

I like how most of them have some sort of attempted connection to the football the club plays or their status, while with Norwich they've just gone "Lotus is in Norfolk right?", "Yeah just put that in".

That's not even the worst one - Sunderland is just so blatant

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

i wonder which club my volvo v70 is

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

angry armadillo posted:

That's not even the worst one - Sunderland is just so blatant

It should just be a picture of a train arriving on time, clearly.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

FullLeatherJacket posted:

It should just be a picture of a train arriving on time, clearly.

Or a Volkswagen.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Chelsea's Handsome Boys XI



Don't know why loving kalou was included.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Wanna peanut Lamps and Terry so bad

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

rats off to ya posted:

Chelsea's Handsome Boys XI



Don't know why loving kalou was included.

lol Terry

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

El Hefe posted:

lol Terry

Smug looking oval office even as a boy.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

mata so cute :3

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