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Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

This thread is shite

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:01

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 13:18

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Hallowed Turban posted:

This thread is shite

youll love it i drove from zurich to essen

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:02

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

anime and cars posted:

lol like anyone reads fljs wacky as heck ops or any of his posts

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:03

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

I heard that new zedd song last night it was quite good when i was tanked up but listening to it now im a bit hmmmm

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:05

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

serious gaylord posted:

I heard that new zedd song last night it was quite good when i was tanked up but listening to it now im a bit hmmmm

this works the same way re: fat birds. also glad carrier turned down some fat broad, good lad ftw

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:06

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

anime and cars posted:

youll love it i drove from zurich to essen

Essen mein scheisse

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:08

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Here it is folks the add-on you've wanted, the add-on you've needed- go away miley

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:11

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Smokey posted:

put this in the op flj

Shane, dropping out of high school and joining the National Guard does not make you a man. Sitting behind a desk in Iraq for a year does not make you a man. Getting a tattoo after everyone else did does not make you a man. Last time we hung out my "skinny rear end" beat the poo poo out of you. You're not a man.

Don't tell me you never bail on things. You bitch out on a monthly basis, and never for a good excuse. If I drive half a loving hour to hang out with you don't lie to me about your sister being in the hospital. I can see her in your front yard you little human being. If you want to be a man so badly man up and tell the truth for once.

It's been 6 months since you split up with your ex and you still think you're hot poo poo with the ladies even though she was the only one to give you play. Stop trying to be me. It isn't going to work for you. That fat girl is the best you'll ever do, so stop trying. Your gay rear end uniform and Oakley glasses aren't even enough to pull empty headed bimbos. What makes you think an attractive girl with a brain is going to give a douche like you the time of day?

And most importantly, watch what you say around me. I may be your friend for old time's sake, but I'm also trying to be a cop. So when you call me up and tell me about molesting a girl who passed out at a bonfire you better believe I'd kick your rear end for being a creepy poo poo stain. The only reason you aren't in the hospital is because putting you there would keep me off the force. And the only reason you aren't in jail is because I've got no loving evidence you did what you said. But I guarantee, if I get the chance to sell your white trash racist rear end down the river I will. With a loving smile. Choke on a dick and die you homophobe.

YES DAMMIT AND THE MOTORBOAT POST

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:14

DrWrestling69: Feb 4, 2008; Tracyanne...

serious gaylord posted:

never been on 1st page crew of every pwm is a very exclusive crew

Brohoof

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:19

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

tbp posted:

She got us tickets to kanye and Kendrick lamar ftw

Saw Kendrick when he was at Made in America on labor day weekend and he killed it that's gonna be a good rear end show I'm going to see J Cole and Wale in a couple weeks in Philly

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:22

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

decent thread, i've browsed better, but i had some laughs. 8/10

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:26

josip broz tifo: Feb 5, 2004; concept by my buddy kyle

anime

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:26

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

The Great Catsby posted:

anime

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:26

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

im reading about versatile poufs

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:27

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Chris de Sperg posted:

i'm real cerebral when it comes to anal

rename raightning branal compulsive

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:27

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

Hallowed Turban posted:

Essen mein scheisse

essien isnt that bad

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:28

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

Bea Nanner posted:

im reading about versatile poufs

huh i don't remember writing an autobiography hahaha

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:28

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

autoerotic autobiography

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:29

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Mr. Mambold posted:

rename raightning branal compulsive

This but loving smartarse

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:30

Bea Nanner: Oct 20, 2003; Je suis excité!

the autist formerly known as raightning

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:50

crappledan: Dec 17, 2009; Serious Title Contenders

tbp posted:

She got us tickets to kanye and Kendrick lamar ftw

nice im going as well ftw

# ? Sep 13, 2013 23:56

oilcheck my ass: Mar 8, 2006; Well, hello ladies.

The Great Catsby posted:

anime

ftw

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:05

oilcheck my ass: Mar 8, 2006; Well, hello ladies.

shut up Crappledan

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:05

Soylent Green: Oct 29, 2004; It's people

Not going to try and read this thread on my phone this time so as to avoid accidentally voting and getting laughed at for months.

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:06

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

More like Soylent Queen

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:07

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ponce de Le0n posted:

akinfenwa > wanchope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imvQsQK4ZAM&t=52s

Lmao

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:10

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

SuperHunBastard1690 posted:

Brohoof

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:26

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

brohoof everypony

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:26

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

My son's lunch on his first day of 3rd grade was: tofu pieces that he'd cut up into parallelograms, and that he'd doused in sriracha (he loves sriracha); some cut up melon that he likes; some white rice that he asked for; and a chocolate cookie that I snuck into the lunchbox. I pack a lot of non-elementary-school-standard stuff. Little cups of red or black beans, vegetables, fruits, hummous wraps, ...

He's pretty okay with eating these things. I'll qualify that a little: He's unhappy if things look soggy. He'd prefer lunchables (which his mom often packs) and he wishes he could get meat sometimes (which his mom also packs. I'm vegetarian and prefer not to; we have separate households.) The biggest thing going on, though, is embarrassment, and that's what this question is about.

He told me he *hid* the lunch under the table, because he didn't want to be picked on.

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:28

Extra Smooth Balls: Apr 13, 2005

vaginal culture posted:

My son's lunch on his first day of 3rd grade was: tofu pieces that he'd cut up into parallelograms, and that he'd doused in sriracha (he loves sriracha); some cut up melon that he likes; some white rice that he asked for; and a chocolate cookie that I snuck into the lunchbox. I pack a lot of non-elementary-school-standard stuff. Little cups of red or black beans, vegetables, fruits, hummous wraps, ...

He's pretty okay with eating these things. I'll qualify that a little: He's unhappy if things look soggy. He'd prefer lunchables (which his mom often packs) and he wishes he could get meat sometimes (which his mom also packs. I'm vegetarian and prefer not to; we have separate households.) The biggest thing going on, though, is embarrassment, and that's what this question is about.

He told me he *hid* the lunch under the table, because he didn't want to be picked on.

link

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:39

Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
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serious gaylord posted:

I was thinking that you dont get many one hit wonders these days, but then i realised we've had Carly Rae Jepsen and Psy in the last year.

Carly Rae Jepsen's whole album was good actually OP

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:41

crappledan: Dec 17, 2009; Serious Title Contenders

oilcheck my rear end posted:

shut up Crappledan

hmm wow

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:54

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Off out to jersey, I leave trp in the capable hands of my capos tbp and chuggo. They'll lead you like Patton and you'll miss them when they're gone, and other quotes from that timbers army post

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:57

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

T. Finninho posted:

Off out to jersey, I leave trp in the capable hands of my capos tbp and chuggo. They'll lead you like Patton and you'll miss them when they're gone, and other quotes from that timbers army post

can i get a brohoof before u go

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:58

Ho Chi Meeeeee: Jun 13, 2008; let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

vaginal culture posted:

My son's lunch on his first day of 3rd grade was: tofu pieces that he'd cut up into parallelograms, and that he'd doused in sriracha (he loves sriracha); some cut up melon that he likes; some white rice that he asked for; and a chocolate cookie that I snuck into the lunchbox. I pack a lot of non-elementary-school-standard stuff. Little cups of red or black beans, vegetables, fruits, hummous wraps, ...

He's pretty okay with eating these things. I'll qualify that a little: He's unhappy if things look soggy. He'd prefer lunchables (which his mom often packs) and he wishes he could get meat sometimes (which his mom also packs. I'm vegetarian and prefer not to; we have separate households.) The biggest thing going on, though, is embarrassment, and that's what this question is about.

He told me he *hid* the lunch under the table, because he didn't want to be picked on.

Lmao would bully that kid

# ? Sep 14, 2013 00:58

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

anime and cars posted:

can i get a brohoof before u go

no borhoof for u

# ? Sep 14, 2013 01:01

Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

T. Finninho posted:

Off out to jersey, I leave trp in the capable hands of my capos tbp and chuggo. They'll lead you like Patton and you'll miss them when they're gone, and other quotes from that timbers army post

have good weed and get balls deep in some quality muff

# ? Sep 14, 2013 01:02

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

Finn has CROSSED STATE LINES.

# ? Sep 14, 2013 01:03

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

anime and cars posted:

can i get a brohoof before u go

clop clop my nigga

# ? Sep 14, 2013 01:10

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 13:18

fat greasy puto: Dec 30, 2001; Anime Lover David Beckham

Jota posted:

Saw Kendrick when he was at Made in America on labor day weekend and he killed it that's gonna be a good rear end show I'm going to see J Cole and Wale in a couple weeks in Philly

jcole is a good rapper for a light skinned dude

# ? Sep 14, 2013 01:10

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