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I'm the Cookie Clicker version of the Kennedys. My ancestors cheated to get ahead, but now I'm rich as gently caress and (currently) clean. Gaze at my 300b/s trust fund cookies, and despair at being cookie poor.
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Sep 15, 2013 13:18
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Looking at that screenshot, not sure why Cookie Monster didn't remove Sell Out since you can't exploit that anymore.
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Sep 15, 2013 13:45
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Color Printer posted:Looking at that screenshot, not sure why Cookie Monster didn't remove Sell Out since you can't exploit that anymore. Maybe the author was out doing something then sleep- who am I kidding, they made a script for cookie clicker, what's their excuse!
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Sep 15, 2013 14:05
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Clean? With Cookie Monster?
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Sep 15, 2013 14:06
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When I left for work, I was at 1 bil CPS After 30 seconds of clicking on upgrades and buildings, I'm now at 20bil CPS 
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Sep 15, 2013 14:12
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My 3400 chips... Now what am I going to do?
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Sep 15, 2013 14:29
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Cheez posted:My 3400 chips... Now what am I going to do? edit a file if you want
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Sep 15, 2013 14:30
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I'm having a hard time figuring out if the grandmapocalypse is worth it - I'm currently at 1.2B CPS with the one mind upgrade ready to purchase, saving up to the get lucky upgrade as well. From my understanding proceeding will give me more CPS, but red cookies will mean that I'll get a lot less overall cookies and cps every now and then. Should I 1) Buy all the bingo center upgrades asap, up to and including the elder covenant? or 2) Never buy One Mind ?
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Sep 15, 2013 14:43
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I'm holding off on buying One Mind on my current reset, but One Mind and subsequent upgrades provide significant enough spikes to cookie production that I would say you should go ahead and get them all. Grandmas become extremely lucrative once you take the plunge.
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Sep 15, 2013 15:00
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This comes up every few pages, and the consensus is that the covenant isn't worth it. If you're going to be actively clicking cookies, use the pledge, otherwise let the grandmas have their grandmacolypse.
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Sep 15, 2013 15:16
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senae posted:This comes up every few pages, and the consensus is that the covenant isn't worth it. If you're going to be actively clicking cookies, use the pledge, otherwise let the grandmas have their grandmacolypse. This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS
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Sep 15, 2013 15:19
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death .cab for qt posted:This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS The only moral cheating is my cheating.
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Sep 15, 2013 15:28
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death .cab for qt posted:This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS Hey man, it's ok to cheat if you just admit to it!
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Sep 15, 2013 15:30
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Just know that there will forever be an asterisk next to your name in Cookie Clicker history.
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Sep 15, 2013 15:36
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Hmmmmm. Do I want to be crazy cookie rich with an asterisk next to my name in the Hall of Fame or do I want to be cookie poor, clean, and not even mentioned in the Hall of Fame. Such a hard decision 
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Sep 15, 2013 15:46
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Cookie clicker has decided to peg a cpu core at 100%. So- the bitcoin mining comments were a joke? Right?
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Sep 15, 2013 16:00
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I hard-resetted my save because I didn't feel the spark anymore  The only "cheat" I'm using now is the Golden Cookie timer, because gently caress that  I also did the "Vanilla" Neverclick challenge.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:06
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Germstore posted:Cookie clicker has decided to peg a cpu core at 100%. So- the bitcoin mining comments were a joke? Right? Turn off your graphic effects (the cookies/milk)
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Sep 15, 2013 16:07
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Thank you. *blows horn at cookie factory* Get back to work!
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Sep 15, 2013 16:14
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Cookies baked (all time) : 887,046,174,884,855,400 Cookies forfeited by resetting : 1,767,862,052,572,680,700 I click cookie good, yes?
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Sep 15, 2013 16:35
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Silento posted:I'm the Cookie Clicker version of the Kennedys. My ancestors cheated to get ahead, but now I'm rich as gently caress and (currently) clean. I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high?
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Sep 15, 2013 16:38
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high? He has 5 QUINTILLION all time cookies. That is five thousand Quadrillion
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Sep 15, 2013 16:41
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SlayVus posted:He has 5 QUINTILLION all time cookies. I didn't even notice that. I guess he really clicked the cookie.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:42
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He's got 3000 chips.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:43
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high? He cheated and has more than 3000 heavenly chips.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:43
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With the new update, it took me less than 10 hours to get to my pre-reset CPS (~2.5 tril CPS), eventhough the Heavenly Chips got nerfed.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:46
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Ryen Deckard posted:I'm going to leave this running overnight and see what happens. Currently at 60,368.8 cookies a second. Quoting my own post from page one, oh how adorable this all was back then. So new and exciting. 45 billion CPS now.
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Sep 15, 2013 16:53
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Okay, how the hell do the new heavenly chips work? What determines how many heavenly chips I'll get?
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Sep 15, 2013 17:25
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I just appeased the Grandmatriarchs for the first time. What did I accomplish?
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Sep 15, 2013 17:25
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Sudoku posted:Okay, how the hell do the new heavenly chips work? What determines how many heavenly chips I'll get? They aren't worth as much any more but they don't require you to forfeit as many cookies to get them.
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Sep 15, 2013 17:27
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For anyone confused by the new heavenly chips calculation, he's referring to it as geometric* because if you have X heavenly chips, then you'll need to reset with X+1 trillion to earn one more heavenly chip. So it's something like: 1 trillion total => 1 heavenly chip 3 trillion total => 2 heavenly chips 6=3,10=4,15,21,28,36,45,55, etc.. The formula is about the same as the previous version, now you just get approximately root 2 (1.414) times the square root of your total cookies earned across resets. Edit: However, this has basically nothing in common with an actual geometric progression. Baby Proof fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Sep 15, 2013 |
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Sep 15, 2013 17:33
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But is it based on cookies per second, or made all time, or how many I have right now, or what? That's the big thing that's confusing me right now and the game+cookie monster isn't helping me about it either.
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Sep 15, 2013 17:42
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Total cookies you've baked across all resets.
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Sep 15, 2013 17:43
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ViggyNash posted:I just appeased the Grandmatriarchs for the first time. What did I accomplish? You get gold cookies again instead of blood cookies. This lasts 30 minutes.
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Sep 15, 2013 17:46
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Kyrosiris posted:You get gold cookies again instead of blood cookies. This lasts 30 minutes. I'm a passive clicker, so I guess that doesn't matter too much too me.
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Sep 15, 2013 17:50
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I'm playing in firefox, and I'm having trouble getting cookie monster to work. I've never been able to use the bookmark method, but I did manage to get a golden cookie timer working via the console. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for cookie monster. Can anyone help me out?
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Sep 15, 2013 18:03
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pacmania90 posted:I'm playing in firefox, and I'm having trouble getting cookie monster to work. I've never been able to use the bookmark method, but I did manage to get a golden cookie timer working via the console. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for cookie monster. Can anyone help me out? 1. Make new bookmark and paste the Cookie Monster code into the URL field 2. Click bookmark when your Cookie Clicker window is active
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Sep 15, 2013 18:11
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If you're running noscript/ghostery/adblock or something like them, make sure you allow scripts to run from pastebin or Cookie Monster won't work.
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Sep 15, 2013 18:17
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This was it, thanks!Swilo posted:If you're running noscript/ghostery/adblock or something like them, make sure you allow scripts to run from pastebin or Cookie Monster won't work.
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Sep 15, 2013 18:30
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Taffer posted:Oh god I did it, I came and I clicked a cookie It's the other way around for me.
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