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I'm the Cookie Clicker version of the Kennedys. My ancestors cheated to get ahead, but now I'm rich as gently caress and (currently) clean.![]() Gaze at my 300b/s trust fund cookies, and despair at being cookie poor.
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Looking at that screenshot, not sure why Cookie Monster didn't remove Sell Out since you can't exploit that anymore.
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Color Printer posted:Looking at that screenshot, not sure why Cookie Monster didn't remove Sell Out since you can't exploit that anymore. Maybe the author was out doing something then sleep- who am I kidding, they made a script for cookie clicker, what's their excuse!
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Clean? With Cookie Monster?
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When I left for work, I was at 1 bil CPS After 30 seconds of clicking on upgrades and buildings, I'm now at 20bil CPS ![]()
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My 3400 chips... Now what am I going to do?
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Cheez posted:My 3400 chips... Now what am I going to do? edit a file if you want
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I'm having a hard time figuring out if the grandmapocalypse is worth it - I'm currently at 1.2B CPS with the one mind upgrade ready to purchase, saving up to the get lucky upgrade as well. From my understanding proceeding will give me more CPS, but red cookies will mean that I'll get a lot less overall cookies and cps every now and then. Should I 1) Buy all the bingo center upgrades asap, up to and including the elder covenant? or 2) Never buy One Mind ?
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I'm holding off on buying One Mind on my current reset, but One Mind and subsequent upgrades provide significant enough spikes to cookie production that I would say you should go ahead and get them all. Grandmas become extremely lucrative once you take the plunge.
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This comes up every few pages, and the consensus is that the covenant isn't worth it. If you're going to be actively clicking cookies, use the pledge, otherwise let the grandmas have their grandmacolypse.
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senae posted:This comes up every few pages, and the consensus is that the covenant isn't worth it. If you're going to be actively clicking cookies, use the pledge, otherwise let the grandmas have their grandmacolypse. This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS
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death .cab for qt posted:This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS The only moral cheating is my cheating.
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death .cab for qt posted:This is why you just use the autoclick script for golden cookies, because honestly there's cheating and then there's just wanting to be able to look elsewhere besides at the cookie screen without missing out on precious CPS Hey man, it's ok to cheat if you just admit to it!
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Just know that there will forever be an asterisk next to your name in Cookie Clicker history.
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Hmmmmm. Do I want to be crazy cookie rich with an asterisk next to my name in the Hall of Fame or do I want to be cookie poor, clean, and not even mentioned in the Hall of Fame. Such a hard decision ![]()
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Cookie clicker has decided to peg a cpu core at 100%. So- the bitcoin mining comments were a joke? Right?
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I hard-resetted my save because I didn't feel the spark anymore ![]() The only "cheat" I'm using now is the Golden Cookie timer, because gently caress that ![]() I also did the "Vanilla" Neverclick challenge.
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Germstore posted:Cookie clicker has decided to peg a cpu core at 100%. So- the bitcoin mining comments were a joke? Right? Turn off your graphic effects (the cookies/milk)
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Thank you. *blows horn at cookie factory* Get back to work!
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Cookies baked (all time) : 887,046,174,884,855,400 Cookies forfeited by resetting : 1,767,862,052,572,680,700 I click cookie good, yes?
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Silento posted:I'm the Cookie Clicker version of the Kennedys. My ancestors cheated to get ahead, but now I'm rich as gently caress and (currently) clean. I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high?
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high? He has 5 QUINTILLION all time cookies. That is five thousand Quadrillion
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SlayVus posted:He has 5 QUINTILLION all time cookies. I didn't even notice that. ![]()
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He's got 3000 chips.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high? He cheated and has more than 3000 heavenly chips.
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With the new update, it took me less than 10 hours to get to my pre-reset CPS (~2.5 tril CPS), eventhough the Heavenly Chips got nerfed. ![]()
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Ryen Deckard posted:I'm going to leave this running overnight and see what happens. Currently at 60,368.8 cookies a second. Quoting my own post from page one, oh how adorable this all was back then. So new and exciting. 45 billion CPS now.
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Okay, how the hell do the new heavenly chips work? What determines how many heavenly chips I'll get?
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I just appeased the Grandmatriarchs for the first time. What did I accomplish?
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Sudoku posted:Okay, how the hell do the new heavenly chips work? What determines how many heavenly chips I'll get? They aren't worth as much any more but they don't require you to forfeit as many cookies to get them.
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For anyone confused by the new heavenly chips calculation, he's referring to it as geometric* because if you have X heavenly chips, then you'll need to reset with X+1 trillion to earn one more heavenly chip. So it's something like: 1 trillion total => 1 heavenly chip 3 trillion total => 2 heavenly chips 6=3,10=4,15,21,28,36,45,55, etc.. The formula is about the same as the previous version, now you just get approximately root 2 (1.414) times the square root of your total cookies earned across resets. Edit: However, this has basically nothing in common with an actual geometric progression. Baby Proof fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Sep 15, 2013 |
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But is it based on cookies per second, or made all time, or how many I have right now, or what? That's the big thing that's confusing me right now and the game+cookie monster isn't helping me about it either.
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Total cookies you've baked across all resets.
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ViggyNash posted:I just appeased the Grandmatriarchs for the first time. What did I accomplish? You get gold cookies again instead of blood cookies. This lasts 30 minutes.
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Kyrosiris posted:You get gold cookies again instead of blood cookies. This lasts 30 minutes. I'm a passive clicker, so I guess that doesn't matter too much too me.
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I'm playing in firefox, and I'm having trouble getting cookie monster to work. I've never been able to use the bookmark method, but I did manage to get a golden cookie timer working via the console. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for cookie monster. Can anyone help me out?
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pacmania90 posted:I'm playing in firefox, and I'm having trouble getting cookie monster to work. I've never been able to use the bookmark method, but I did manage to get a golden cookie timer working via the console. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work for cookie monster. Can anyone help me out? 1. Make new bookmark and paste the Cookie Monster code into the URL field 2. Click bookmark when your Cookie Clicker window is active
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If you're running noscript/ghostery/adblock or something like them, make sure you allow scripts to run from pastebin or Cookie Monster won't work.
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This was it, thanks!Swilo posted:If you're running noscript/ghostery/adblock or something like them, make sure you allow scripts to run from pastebin or Cookie Monster won't work.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 12:57 |
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Taffer posted:Oh god I did it, I came and I clicked a cookie It's the other way around for me. ![]()
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