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shoopeach
Aug 13, 2012

quote:

The wheel well ducting makes use of the pressure stored in the wheel well which is otherwise wasted on unwanted pressure

:smithicide:

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Ulfhednar
Dec 16, 2006
Blood for the Blood God!
I think this is bondo, but I'm not entirely sure:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

If anything, the 300 looks more like a RR Phantom:




I definitely remember some comedian referring to it as the Phantom of the Hood, can't remember who though.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Can't post for 10 years!

Fucknag posted:

If anything, the 300 looks more like a RR Phantom:




I definitely remember some comedian referring to it as the Phantom of the Hood, can't remember who though.

"Baby Phantom", "Baby Rolls", "Baby Royce." None of those roll off the tongue like "Baby Bentley." You guys can hate on it all you want, I do too, but it is a thing. poo poo, just look at loving Car Domain.

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

Fucknag posted:

If anything, the 300 looks more like a RR Phantom:




I definitely remember some comedian referring to it as the Phantom of the Hood, can't remember who though.

I hate that I know this but it's from a Katt Williams bit.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Rhyno posted:

Not to you or me or anyone who knows anything about cars but this is a thing.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bab...6&bih=643&dpr=1

Jesus christ


Pretty lame limo.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

angryhampster posted:

Jesus christ


Pretty lame limo.

Do some more searches, 300's get stretched a lot.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Nice cheap plastic interior.

Rhyno posted:

"Baby Phantom", "Baby Rolls", "Baby Royce." None of those roll off the tongue like "Baby Bentley." You guys can hate on it all you want, I do too, but it is a thing. poo poo, just look at loving Car Domain.

Besides, "Baby Rolls" means something entirely different, you don't want to equate your car to a fat baby surely.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I thought it was the Baby Benz

or was that the SLK230

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

Measly Twerp posted:

Nice cheap plastic interior.


Besides, "Baby Rolls" means something entirely different, you don't want to equate your car to a fat baby surely.

It really, really isn't - Uber tried to pass these pieces of poo poo off as "black" livery for a minute but everyone complained about how crappy and cramped they were compared to the usual cars like the S-class and Town Car.

Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007

Rhyno posted:

"Baby Phantom", "Baby Rolls", "Baby Royce." None of those roll off the tongue like "Baby Bentley." You guys can hate on it all you want, I do too, but it is a thing. poo poo, just look at loving Car Domain.

I don't think these people make these based around the word 'baby'. They do it because their parents dropped them when they were a baby (or smoked something).

I've seen way more RR "conversions" than Bentley in So Cal.

For $15,000 you can have one too! (after you bring them your 300).
http://intorg.netfirms.com/Cars10/RollsRoyce/2005_rolls_royce_phantom_replica.htm



Don't forget to get your accessories here! http://www.300fx.com/


It's a shame really, because I liked the look of the 300 when it came out, but there are more of them with lovely RIMZ, Autozone port holes, and ugly cheap grills than actual stock ones here. I get a wanna-be rapper vibe from them, trying to pretend they have the cars that were rented in the music videos.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Rhyno posted:

"Baby Phantom", "Baby Rolls", "Baby Royce." None of those roll off the tongue like "Baby Bentley." You guys can hate on it all you want, I do too, but it is a thing. poo poo, just look at loving Car Domain.

Something about the mesh grille and the chunky profile that makes these cars wonderful candidates for the "Baby Bentley"/"Baby Rolls" treatment, usually by people who could never afford anything remotely approaching a Bentley/Rolls Royce, yet aspire to owning such vehicles. And what better way to do that than with a grille swap/badge swap/body kit?

Basically, the same mindset that thought Ferrari 355s made from MR2s and 308GTBs and Testarossas made from Fieros were a great idea.

Hashal posted:

I get a wanna-be rapper vibe from them, trying to pretend they have the cars that were rented in the music videos.

This, too. Considering how cars are depreciating assets by and large, you'd think rappers who actually had any sort of money be glad to just rent the damned things and keep banking cash.....eh, who am I kidding?

90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Sep 16, 2013

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Das Volk posted:

It really, really isn't - Uber tried to pass these pieces of poo poo off as "black" livery for a minute but everyone complained about how crappy and cramped they were compared to the usual cars like the S-class and Town Car.

Yeah, I bitched about that when I got one. The next month when I was out in SF again they were "downgraded" to UberX cars.

dor1
Jun 5, 2011


Grader driver wasn't paying attention while reversing.

Must've been fun.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

dor1 posted:



Grader driver wasn't paying attention while reversing.

Must've been fun.

Add reupholstering to the repair bill for the turd that tore through the driver's seat.

E: (assuming its LHD because I'm :911:)

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
You can just barely see the steering wheel and it is LHD

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.
2013 Bentley Continental GT V8 Lease
$2,232/month 48-months
= $107,136

That's roughly 1/2 the price of the car new, but it could be done by pooling together two or three people's government checks. The only problem is qualifying on the lease when your credit is shot to hell and your bank is also your pawn broker.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

dor1 posted:



Grader driver wasn't paying attention while reversing.

Must've been fun.

Is that a dog on the passenger side?

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
Local auto clubs facebook pages are a goldmine.

Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Crustashio posted:

Local auto clubs facebook pages are a goldmine.



This looks exactly like the kind of car you'd see in a racing game that couldn't afford actual licenses from real manufacturers.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
What the hell did that start life as? A Kia?

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

veedubfreak posted:

What the hell did that start life as? A Kia?

The greenhouse shape and that crease along the door is screaming Ford Escort.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Crustashio posted:

Local auto clubs facebook pages are a goldmine.



While it's not exactly to my taste, it looks to have been well done. Paint all matches and it appears well-finished, despite being less than aesthetically-pleasing. I give my respect to the owner that they've done a good job on it overall.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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jammyozzy posted:

The greenhouse shape and that crease along the door is screaming Ford Escort.

It's an Accent.

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

JP Money posted:

This looks exactly like the kind of car you'd see in a racing game that couldn't afford actual licenses from real manufacturers.

Crap you're right. Not going to be unseeing that.

All it's missing is "Tronda Civil" badge and you have something straight out of Budget Racer 5.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

veedubfreak posted:

What the hell did that start life as? A Kia?

Hyundai Excel

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Rhyno posted:

Do some more searches, 300's get stretched a lot.

I've seen plenty of stretched 300s, but that appears to be a plain-jane off-the-lot 300.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

I never expected to see one of these in the US. Weirdly it showed no signs of a rollover.



Aww it made a friend.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Everyday Lurker posted:

Testarossas made from Fieros

Oh god this triggered memories of Lamarossa from the early days of the old thread.

For posterity:
Next to another abortion



Yes, those are household A/C vents



..kill meeeeee.........



Fear not though, for the legend lives on!



blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I'd love to roll in to work in that thing. Really cultivating my 'trailer park with a job' image.

Ulfhednar
Dec 16, 2006
Blood for the Blood God!

Fucknag posted:


Yes, those are household A/C vents




You laugh, but he can keep them closed for street driving and open for maximum rear brake ventilation in even the hottest quarter-miles :rice:

edit: are those drum-brakes on that car?

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Pretty sure every Supra came with 4 wheel disc. Looks more like the unswept portion of the rotor is just rusty.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

You Am I posted:

Hyundai Excel

Hyundai Accent

http://www.eastcoastcustomcars.ca/StoryDetail.php?ProjectID=1

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
I forgot the Lamarossa involved destroying a Supra.

I don't like it anymore, even ironically. :argh:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Non-Turbo Mk3 Supras and Z32 300ZXs all seemed to share the same bloody fate; riced to oblivion by idiots with poor taste and even poorer attitudes to maintenance. At the very least some were turned into budget drift/track cars, so it isn't all bad I guess.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Accent#First_generation_.281995.E2.80.931999.29

quote:

The Hyundai Accent (X3) was introduced as a replacement for the Excel for the 1995 model year. It continued to be called Dodge Brisa in Venezuela or Hyundai Excel in some markets, such as the Netherlands, Belgium and Australia.
Whenever you feel like apologising to me :smug:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

None of those places are in the United States.

Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007
Your baby Bentleys may suck, but when I google baby Corvette, I found what what my future offspring will (hopefully) be:


(wrong thread and all)

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Rhyno posted:

It's an Accent.

Accident :colbert:

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Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Speaking of terrible cars, about what year did Hyundai go from being a bad idea to a good value?

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