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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

seiferguy posted:

A friend of mine in his 50s just posted this entitlement hit piece against millenials:

http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html?m=1

Long story short: we aren't special and we're entitled pricks who need to man up, or something.

Outside of that Bors comic, it's utter hypocrisy. The Boomers and the Greatest Generation all benefited from massive government spending on infrastructure, education, and other spending. Then claimed they did all on their own. They are kicking the ladder out in front of their kids and saying they flew to the roof.

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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cheerfullydrab posted:

See, I believe that boomers were really and truly raised in a time where you could pay for college by working a summer job.

In 1973, the year my mother graduated high school, the annual fee and tuition total to attend a state college in Tennessee was $318. It is currently $5208. If tuition had been chained to CPI, it would currently cost $1700 for a year of school.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

CheesyDog posted:

In 1973, the year my mother graduated high school, the annual fee and tuition total to attend a state college in Tennessee was $318. It is currently $5208. If tuition had been chained to CPI, it would currently cost $1700 for a year of school.

One Boomer's experiences. The main point: Going to a state school in the early 80's cost about 230 hours of minimum wage work, going to the same school now costs about 1200 hours. We have to work harder than they did for the same benefit.

Dirt
May 26, 2003




My step brother posted this.

Quick google search leads to this: http://www.pewstates.org/research/reports/inaccurate-costly-and-inefficient-85899378437

Basically saying 1.8 million people who were dead are still registered, not that they voted. I am shocked that the facebook group "IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM" misinterpreted the study.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

gradenko_2000 posted:

How do Putin's newfound groupies reconcile his butt-kicking of Obama with the fact that he literally came from Communist Russia?

He was a good commie. Like Yeltsin. All Russians love Yelstin.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dirt posted:

Basically saying 1.8 million people who were dead are still registered, not that they voted. I am shocked that the facebook group "IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM" misinterpreted the study.

Out of curiosity, I wondered how many people die in the US every year. The Census counted something like 2.5 million deaths in 2010. Assuming that there's a singular backlog for processing voter unenrollment, it takes something like nine months on average to get a dead person off the voter registry. That's not so bad, considering that it took a decade at least for junk mail to stop following my dead grandfather.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

Dirt posted:




My step brother posted this.

Quick google search leads to this: http://www.pewstates.org/research/reports/inaccurate-costly-and-inefficient-85899378437

Basically saying 1.8 million people who were dead are still registered, not that they voted. I am shocked that the facebook group "IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM" misinterpreted the study.

Why let a little thing like reading comprehension get in the way of a good number that clearly shows us that friend of the family Kenyan socialist Muslim the nation's first black president was not actually elected to that office.

I hope you point this out to your step-brother. Although I'm sure the response will be, "Yeah, I just thought it was funny" or "Makes you think, though."

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

seiferguy posted:

A friend of mine in his 50s just posted this entitlement hit piece against millenials:

http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html?m=1

Long story short: we aren't special and we're entitled pricks who need to man up, or something.

4 of my friends reposted this today. All of them in their 20s/very early 30s

Self bashing is the new thing, I guess?

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
I got something in the mail for my dad to vote last election. He'd been dead two years. I never even thought to try to make sure he wasn't still registered. I should probably still get around to that at some point. I always thought it was automatic.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Walter posted:

Why let a little thing like reading comprehension get in the way of a good number that clearly shows us that friend of the family Kenyan socialist Muslim the nation's first black president was not actually elected to that office.

I hope you point this out to your step-brother. Although I'm sure the response will be, "Yeah, I just thought it was funny" or "Makes you think, though."


I posted a link, told him how dumb this was: He won't respond, he never does when I call out his bullshit haha.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

aBagorn posted:

4 of my friends reposted this today. All of them in their 20s/very early 30s

Self bashing is the new thing, I guess?

My wife just posted it on Facebook with no comment attached. I have no idea why. I'd reply with the Bors comic, but apparently CNN won't show it on a mobile browser, so she wouldn't see it.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




aBagorn posted:

4 of my friends reposted this today. All of them in their 20s/very early 30s

Self bashing is the new thing, I guess?

Are they programmers/tech workers by chance? Many of my friends in those fields continue to be perplexed as to why everyone else can't just major in comp-sci and do the same thing they do. I mean, they're practically handing out STEM-related jobs like candy, right? Never mind that many of those jobs require very specific credentials and are often underpaid, which is why nobody takes them.

I mean, even if they aren't of that stripe, there are a ton of millennials who fall into the whole bootstraps mindset because they have no idea just how much easier the average boomer had it.

ProperGanderPusher fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 17, 2013

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

Araenna posted:

I got something in the mail for my dad to vote last election. He'd been dead two years. I never even thought to try to make sure he wasn't still registered. I should probably still get around to that at some point. I always thought it was automatic.

Purging dead people from voter rolls usually results in some living people also getting purged. Most municipalities probably don't want the headache.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

ProperGanderPusher posted:

Are they programmers/tech workers by chance? Many of my friends in those fields continue to be perplexed as to why everyone else can't just major in comp-sci and do the same thing they do. I mean, they're practically handing out STEM-related jobs like candy, right? Never mind that many of those jobs require very specific credentials and are often underpaid, which is why nobody takes them.

I mean, even if they aren't of that stripe, there are a ton of millennials who fall into the whole bootstraps mindset because they have no idea just how much easier the average boomer had it.

Non-degreed bartender
Naval musician
Law Student

and the weirdest one, the valedictorian of my High School with a masters in reproductive biology from Harvard who routinely shares from "being liberal" and the like, and who is currently living in Australia. Her I don't get at all

JohnClark
Mar 24, 2005

Well that's less than ideal

seiferguy posted:

A friend of mine in his 50s just posted this entitlement hit piece against millenials:

http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html?m=1

Long story short: we aren't special and we're entitled pricks who need to man up, or something.

I read the comments expecting the usual tripe, but the second highest rated comment was actually quite nice,

Comment from the article posted:

Yes, well, that may all be true. But the other really REALLY relevant thing about Gypsies vs. Boomers vs. the Greatest Gen is the job market, and the economy, and the price of education.

Let's say Lucy decides she'll try a lawn without flowers in someplace like Cleveland and see where it gets her. Okay.

Back when her parents and grandparents were growing up, you could go to a public college for the equivalent of $3000-$5000 in 2013 dollars per year, and get a degree and be more or less guaranteed a white-collar job with health insurance. If you couldn't cut college, well, a lot of people could still find a blue collar job in a strong manufacturing industry like steel or automobiles. Cleveland had lots of steel and automobile jobs, great! And labor unions were pretty strong in those industries, so you still had health insurance, and in fact, you probably made the equivalent of $50,000 or $60,000 in 2013 dollars annually.

... and really, do I have to go any farther with this? A college education for $10,000-$20,000 total. Not per year. Not per semester. TOTAL. A blue-collar job in heavy industry that bring home $50,000 annually, and has health insurance and retirement. That was 1985. Do I really have to spell out how that's different from 2013, and how that could be impacting Lucy's current happiness quotient, regardless of her expectations or upbringing?

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

aBagorn posted:

Non-degreed bartender
Naval musician
Law Student

and the weirdest one, the valedictorian of my High School with a masters in reproductive biology from Harvard who routinely shares from "being liberal" and the like, and who is currently living in Australia. Her I don't get at all

It's not uncommon for people in my generation who've made it to really bad-mouth the rest of the generation who haven't but don't want to be permanently impoverished. Even among young 30ish liberals, the hate for those who haven't made it is palpable. A lot of this gets displaced as Gen Yers wanting "special treatment" versus actually get some pay or benefits from their work.

This is coming from someone who by any normal definition "made it"-- i.e. had lots of advantages throughout my life, was lucky in my degree choice, and was able to turn that into a solid upper middle class lifestyle. I've also seen too many friends get screwed out of this by things mostly beyond their control (chose a non-engineering STEM major, get married at the wrong time and thus buy a house right before the bubble burst, had their father walk out on them to make college impossible, ect) to think that success is even modestly self-determined. Just World trash is exactly where this idea of Gen Y entitlement comes from-- we're the first generation since the Greatest Gen (who've long since past living memory) that's had to push to make it versus have conditions more positive then the previous one.

Emden
Oct 5, 2012

by angerbeet

rkajdi posted:

things mostly beyond their control (chose a non-engineering STEM major,

How is your college major mostly beyond your control?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Emden posted:

How is your college major mostly beyond your control?

Until you invent time travel, someone who majored in architecture has no means to undo that decision.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Emden posted:

How is your college major mostly beyond your control?

Whether or not your college major will lead to a given lifestyle is entirely beyond your control, and aptitude for a given field is also largely out of one's hands.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
That's some pretty disingenuous thinking. I knew going into college in 2004 that a degree in Fine Arts or Literature etc. would only be good for landing a rare teaching job; there are also stats available on what students achieve employment relevant to their education after graduation. It's by no means blind, the problem is plenty of people choose to study what interests them without thinking of how they are going to pay off loans.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mornacale posted:

Whether or not your college major will lead to a given lifestyle is entirely beyond your control, and aptitude for a given field is also largely out of one's hands.

Worse than that, you have no real way of knowing what would be a good major to have in four years. Did you choose what people are pushing you to do, say, STEM, because everyone from the President down is saying there's a shortage? Woops! Plenty of people had the same idea, and suddenly you're competing with all of them for jobs that did not suddenly get created because demand did not rise.

If you like Schadenfreude, you will be happy to know that these same entitled STEM majors are going to be crying about all those young people taking their jobs in a few years when they get abruptly fired with no benefits because they no longer know how to work the latest gizmo, or do but aren't willing to do it for as little as a recent debt-laden STEM graduate. Guess they should have bootstrapped themselves a union.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Right, but now it's 2013, any decisions you've made about college are already made.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
I was born in La Jolla California in 1979. My parents raised me in their single income house in Cardiff. I could see the ocean from our house. My dad was a mere restaurant manager for TGIF. There is no way that a restaurant manager could do that today. gently caress this just world fallacy.

Emden
Oct 5, 2012

by angerbeet

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Worse than that, you have no real way of knowing what would be a good major to have in four years. Did you choose what people are pushing you to do, say, STEM, because everyone from the President down is saying there's a shortage? Woops! Plenty of people had the same idea, and suddenly you're competing with all of them for jobs that did not suddenly get created because demand did not rise.

If you like Schadenfreude, you will be happy to know that these same entitled STEM majors are going to be crying about all those young people taking their jobs in a few years when they get abruptly fired with no benefits because they no longer know how to work the latest gizmo, or do but aren't willing to do it for as little as a recent debt-laden STEM graduate. Guess they should have bootstrapped themselves a union.

Can't wait to contribute to the debasing of skilled labor in the STEM fields. Ready those SNAP applications y'all.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
The narrative throughout growing up in the 90s and graduating in 2006 was, "in order to get a good job you have to go to a 4 year college!"

Parents? Yes.
Relatives? Yes.
Teachers? Yes.
College administrators? Yes.

No mention of what type of degree, just that you had to have one. I find it pretty abhorrent that an entire generation of people were pretty much suckered into debt by older generations just to have it thrown back in their face that they're lazy and poo poo.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


Emden posted:

Can't wait to contribute to the debasing of skilled labor in the STEM fields. Ready those SNAP applications y'all.

Hello fellow Millenial! Make sure to explain to your predecessors why they're losing their job as a test monkey to somebody willing to work below minimum wage so that you can smile spitefully in the interim before you too are replaced.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Phone posted:

The narrative throughout growing up in the 90s and graduating in 2006 was, "in order to get a good job you have to go to a 4 year college!"

Parents? Yes.
Relatives? Yes.
Teachers? Yes.
College administrators? Yes.

No mention of what type of degree, just that you had to have one. I find it pretty abhorrent that an entire generation of people were pretty much suckered into debt by older generations just to have it thrown back in their face that they're lazy and poo poo.

The whole narrative involving the millenial generation being "lazy" and "self-centered" is disgusting. I have friends that receive the "you kids have it so much better than we did" line from their parents on a weekly basis. Of course, they're speaking to technology and civil rights while ignoring the plethora of economic issues that their generation created.

I guess it's part of the larger problem where portions of the world no longer recognize that factors other than work ethic and determination do, in fact, exist.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




Phone posted:

The narrative throughout growing up in the 90s and graduating in 2006 was, "in order to get a good job you have to go to a 4 year college!"

Parents? Yes.
Relatives? Yes.
Teachers? Yes.
College administrators? Yes.

No mention of what type of degree, just that you had to have one. I find it pretty abhorrent that an entire generation of people were pretty much suckered into debt by older generations just to have it thrown back in their face that they're lazy and poo poo.

I was personally told time and time again that your major ultimately didn't matter. Sure, you would probably get more money with a STEM degree, but screw doing something for a living that you have no passion for or suck at. There was always a desk jockey job available somewhere for any boob with a piece of paper.

Thankfully I've been fortunate enough to be surrounded by older people who actually understand how things have been since 2008 and have an ounce of sympathy. The worst I've heard in person is "If people can't find jobs, why not join the military? If I had to take a bite out of a poo poo sandwich for five years to be able to see a dentist, then so should everyone else."

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

ProperGanderPusher posted:

The worst I've heard in person is "If people can't find jobs, why not join the military?"

Six years later and you're a pro at fixing sonar or fire control systems. Have fun on the job market with your English degree and six years of worthless experience.

Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing
Black Sorcery

EightBit posted:

That's some pretty disingenuous thinking. I knew going into college in 2004 that a degree in Fine Arts or Literature etc. would only be good for landing a rare teaching job; there are also stats available on what students achieve employment relevant to their education after graduation. It's by no means blind, the problem is plenty of people choose to study what interests them without thinking of how they are going to pay off loans.

The stats aren't usually for four years down the road, and even if they are, they are not at all guaranteed. The dot-com bubble only lasted three years, for instance. They only predict what might be hiring based on current trends, not what there will be any shortage of applicants for. We're not talking about people with philosophy degrees, either. For instance, there's currently too many people with law degrees in the US.

That it isn't blind doesn't make it prescient. Stats are based on the past and present, not the future.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm pretty sure this is a new one

quote:

My thoughts were right all along...a bunch of damned morons...and they're in control of our country!
==============================================
Finally Understand Democrats after years of puzzlement and curiosity observing modern day Democrats, I think I have finally figured them out.

I'm constantly amazed that modern Democrats have evolved beyond living in caves. I mean what other animal on this planet can disregard all common sense and logic and survive? Scientists have recently discovered that even giant sea slugs that do not possess a brain as such can learn from past experiences. That puts them a leg up over the current crop of liberals in this country. I used to subscribe to the adage that liberalism was a mental disorder, but even Rainman would have a hard time buying into the standard mantra of the present day Democratic Party.

In order to believe that Democrats have the answer today, you would have to believe:

That you can grow the entitlement class beyond the taxpayer class and never hit critical mass where there is no money left.
That using the military to oust a murderous thug dictator in 2003 was criminal, and using the military to oust a murderous thug dictator in 2011 was noble.
That the best way to grow the wealth of the private sector is to take all the money out of it.
That the best way to make us energy independent is to block any effort to produce more petrocarbons in this country.
That the best way to create jobs is to increase taxes and regulations on the job creators.
That the best way to stop arms from this country from getting into the hands of the drug cartels in Mexico is to provide arms to the drug cartels in Mexico.
That all the ills of the economy are due to the fat cat banks and other corporations, and the best way to deal with that is to provide billions in bailouts to the fat cat banks and other corporations.
That more unemployment checks create more jobs.
That investigating the background of George W Bush to the point that you have color photographs of his colon is proper vetting of the Chief Executive, but asking for Barack Hussein Obama's college records or for information on his association with a known terrorist is racist.
That somehow making firearms illegal will prevent criminals from using them.
That the life of a murderer on death row is sacred, but an unborn baby's is not.
That the best way to overcome our racist past is to enforce racist affirmative action policies.
That people who are too ignorant to get a free state issued I.D. card are smart enough to vote.
That the best way to overcome our current spending crisis is to spend more money.
That the federal government with no competition can provide a better health care product than the private sector with competition can.
That a grandma in a wheelchair is a bigger potential threat on an airplane than a guy with a name that takes phlegm to pronounce.
That we need to be sensitive to the feelings of people that subscribe to a religion that teaches that we all should submit to their version of righteousness or face beheading, but should demean and diminish those that believe in the religion that teaches we should love and embrace our neighbors no matter what religion they belong to.
That poll watchers who want to ensure that election laws are observed and the vote is without fraud are intimidating voters, and black radicals with clubs in front of a polling place are not.
That ice ages and the warming periods in between were not caused by man's influence on the earth but a half degree rise in average temperatures over 30 years is.
That using the equivalent of two gallons of fossil fuel to produce one gallon of ethanol makes sense because it is "renewable."
That a picture of a female guard in Abu Ghraib pointing at the genitals of a terrorist and laughing is deplorable but those same goofballs setting off an IED and killing our troops are just freedom fighters.
That a 70 year old woman with a Gadsden flag is a radical but an OWS protestor that defecates on a police car and breaks windows of businesses is a frustrated citizen.
That in spite of the fact that one third of the world is hungry it makes more sense to use food for fuel than drilling for a fuel source that nobody can eat.
The simple fact is that Democrats are the Dodo birds of the human race. The Dodo was discovered by Portuguese explorers in the late 1500's. The name comes from the Portuguese word "Doudo" which means simpleton. They called this bird a simpleton because in their minds it lacked any common sense whatsoever. That lack of common sense or survival instinct eventually led to its demise as a species.

Wait a minute, that's not really fair of me, I shouldn't equate Democrats to a simple minded flightless bird that was too stupid to run from predators. The Dodo had a job foraging for food to survive...Democrats want others to forage for food and give it to them!

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
That's just...there's no more straw in the midwest anymore. He's used it all. All the livestock are going to starve, and it's this guy's fault.

Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing
Black Sorcery

SalTheBard posted:

I'm pretty sure this is a new one

Really, it's just a bunch of old ones, though.

quote:

That all the ills of the economy are due to the fat cat banks and other corporations, and the best way to deal with that is to provide billions in bailouts to the fat cat banks and other corporations.

How in the hell do people not remember that this was in 2008?

quote:

That the federal government with no competition can provide a better health care product than the private sector with competition can.

This one is literally true, as is, though.

Also,

quote:

Obama's college records or for information on his association with a known terrorist is racist.
...
...a guy with a name that takes phlegm to pronounce.
...black radicals with clubs
The sheer cognitive dissonance in claiming you're not racist while nodding at something that's explicitly racist, is something I'll never understand. People who, back in the day, just didn't comprehend how it was bad to be racist, is something I can actually comprehend. This, I just don't get how it even occurs.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

OAquinas posted:

That's just...there's no more straw in the midwest anymore. He's used it all. All the livestock are going to starve, and it's this guy's fault.
Also, whoever wrote that is just not a fan of context, or empirical evidence, like at all. Also, not a big fan of remembering things that happened before Obama took office.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Guilty Spork posted:

Also, whoever wrote that is just not a fan of context, or empirical evidence, like at all. Also, not a big fan of remembering things that happened before Obama took office.

Almost every right-winger I've talked to has this weird and very selective amnesia, a bizarre eight-year hole in their memory. As far as most of them are concerned, George W. Bush didn't serve two terms, he was president on 9/11 and before that it was Clinton and after that it was Obama. Bush was a pretty awful president, so bad that even right-wing shills realize it. A whole lot of people on the right seem to see politics as some sort of game, and the only thing that matters to them in politics is 'winning'. Admitting that a guy on 'their team' was anything less than absolutely perfect would be a defeat as far as they're concerned, therefore, he didn't exist.

Thompsons
Aug 28, 2008

Ask me about onklunk extraction.
One of the sticking points I noticed when people kvetch about millennials is the whole "everybody gets a trophy" thing, and yet, you get the same loving thing from these people regarding men and women in the armed forces: they're all unequivocally straight-laced heroes who have all their poo poo together just by virtue of being enlisted. How do these same conservatives react to stories like the ones in the Let's Talk About Idiots thread in GiP?

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


Thompsons posted:

One of the sticking points I noticed when people kvetch about millennials is the whole "everybody gets a trophy" thing, and yet, you get the same loving thing from these people regarding men and women in the armed forces: they're all unequivocally straight-laced heroes who have all their poo poo together just by virtue of being enlisted. How do these same conservatives react to stories like the ones in the Let's Talk About Idiots thread in GiP?

It depends on if the soldier is gay or not.

rkajdi
Sep 11, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ErichZahn posted:

Hello fellow Millenial! Make sure to explain to your predecessors why they're losing their job as a test monkey to somebody willing to work below minimum wage so that you can smile spitefully in the interim before you too are replaced.

Don't listen to Emden on anything. His only interest in science is to create a fig leaf to cover his racism. Sometimes red titles are there for a real reason.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Araenna posted:

I got something in the mail for my dad to vote last election. He'd been dead two years. I never even thought to try to make sure he wasn't still registered. I should probably still get around to that at some point. I always thought it was automatic.

It IS automatic in most places. They (county records offices, I think?) get lists of everyone they can be reasonably sure died and compare it with voter registrations and remove people. Mistakes happen. Not everyone gets removed promptly, and not everyone who gets removed is dead.

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Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

Not sure if wackjob alternate-history believers fit here, but my brain hurt just trying to comprehend this stuff. A guy I work with insists that he has both a Poli-Sci Bachelors, and he had a minor focus in Civil War history. He went to Robert E. Lee High School. His history teacher was a super south-hating liberal who nonetheless taught him "totally accurate" things about the Civil War. He believes himself to be an expert on Civil War history. These are facts about the Civil War according to that crazy motherfucker I work with.
  • The American Civil War had NOTHING to do with slavery.

  • It was all over the Abomination Tariffs.

  • No Confederate state documents ever mentioned slavery as a cause of secession.

  • Lincoln made it about Slavery even though he was a slavery-lovin man himself.

  • Seriously, Lincoln is the worst president we've ever had.

  • He made the Emancipation Proclamation to make the war about slavery. Which it wasn't.

  • If it wasn't for the Emancipation Proclamation all of Europe and South America would have joined the Confederacy in defeating the Union. Seriously, like, the WHOLE WORLD basically LOVED the South and hated the North, but that dang slavery stopped it all!

  • The Confederacy definitely was not doomed from the beginning due to a lack of industry or naval resources, but instead because the Union were dirty cheaters who... did something. Yeah.

  • Seriously guys, the Confederacy could have TOTALLY WON if it wasn't for that danged Lincoln being all two faced about slavery.

  • Nathan Bedford Forrest tried to destroy all traces of the KKK and end it forever but those drat northerners wouldn't let him so that's why racism.

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