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Wouldn't that require you to click almost 77,000 golden cookies? They'd never give you more than 13 at a time.
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Sindai posted:Wouldn't that require you to click almost 77,000 golden cookies? They'd never give you more than 13 at a time.
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Sep 18, 2013 05:48
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 It's a yugioh card, but it's the first thing I think of every time that news ticker about the kittens wearing hard hats comes up
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Funkz posted:At this point I'm more excited about the dungeons for Cookie Clicker than I am for BF4 or Watch_Dogs. What is wrong with me? I've seriously put more time into Cookie Clicker than some big games that have come out recently I was heavily anticipating (such as Pikmin 3). I'm fascinated and horrified by that...
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Sep 18, 2013 06:40
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Hey RoboCicero your fangame has a petite issue. You didn't put anything in to stop the player from buying upgrades if they didn't have the money for it. Before I accidentally erased my save I had about -7,000,000 and had a cursor auto-firing every 0.00 seconds.
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Sep 18, 2013 07:19
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Clicking frenzy stacked on my cookie frenzy. I hand made 500 trillion cookies. Its a good day.
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alcharagia posted:Hey RoboCicero your fangame has a petite issue.  VV "Alright, so the upgrade costs go up linearly, but I guess this one upgrade that increases the base power of all cookie drops can also go up linearly? I see absolutely no problem with this." RoboCicero fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 07:25
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RoboCicero posted:I was actually trying to solve the issue of players buying too many auto-click upgrades and defeating the boss before it actually started shooting (now asymptomatically caps at ~ 5% of the health per second from autofire upgrades). Guess how I tested the fix? Guess what I forgot to turn off when I uploaded the build of the game? I just started this and I think you need to reduce the percentage on the "increases cookies gained by x%" upgrade or make it give diminishing returns like the others. As it is right now you can just pump it up to maybe 50 with an unbroken ~2000 stack combo in no time and then just go wild on all the other upgrades.
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Sep 18, 2013 07:39
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I don't know how to install this cookie monster thing and I feel incredibly stupid right now! Also I haven't played this game in a while. What the hell's an Antimatter Condenser!? What are Kitten Overseers?! Get off my lawn you drat kids! Also do I take off Elder Covenant or leave it on? 
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Sep 18, 2013 08:58
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Whoa, just got a 'Lucky!' cookie that awarded me over 1 billion cookies for the first time. That was quite a lot considering I'm only at ~30 million cps. Also, how do you get Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy at the same time? Dumb luck or just buying all the Luck upgrades? [edit] ^^^^^ See here for the Cookie Monster code, and how to paste it into your Javascript console: http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Monster_(JavaScript_Add-on) http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating#Browser-specific_console_instruction Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 09:25
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Merijn posted:Also, how do you get Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy at the same time? Dumb luck or just buying all the Luck upgrades?
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Sep 18, 2013 09:33
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You need the upgrades to increase the frequency and duration in order to get a second cookie to drop while the frenzy is active. Upgraded Frenzy lasts 154 seconds and upgraded frequency drops a cookie every ~70 to ~200 seconds.
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Sep 18, 2013 09:34
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Ezzer posted:Kitten Overseers just doubled my cps to a cool 33 billion What do you have built that you're getting 33 billion?
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Sep 18, 2013 11:32
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mag posted:What do you have built that you're getting 33 billion? Around 33 bil CPS is what you get if you've got all upgrades and achievements without any heavenly chips.
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Sep 18, 2013 11:37
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Svartvit posted:Around 33 bil CPS is what you get if you've got all upgrades and achievements without any heavenly chips. Aren't 5 of the achievements contingent on resetting though?
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mag posted:Aren't 5 of the achievements contingent on resetting though? Yes, so you're bound to have more than that in reality.
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Man, Grandmas are really unhappy. "It'll all be over soon" - Grandma "Why don't you ever visit" - Grandma And Etc. Though it did get a bit  to see "We rise" - Grandma when I bought 100 of them.
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This was put up on Orteil's Tumblr just a few hours ago Girl scouts! Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aFUEevbLPI Funkstar Deluxe fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 15:37
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Geight posted:Golden Cookie clicks are now persistent across resets, I believe. Although obviously they will temporarily slow down until you grab the upgrades again. Thanks, that's nice to know, but on the other hand by the time I get the condensers I probably have those clicked anyway.
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Sep 18, 2013 15:42
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Funkz posted:This was put up on Orteil's Tumblr just a few hours ago That one in the middle looks like she's being infected by the cookie virus. 
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Sep 18, 2013 15:43
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Klayboxx posted:That one in the middle looks like she's being infected by the cookie virus. She was involved in a terrible baking accident. Also I am glad that this game is going to include hit squads of girl scout enforces killing disgruntled factory workers.
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Sep 18, 2013 15:59
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Klayboxx posted:That one in the middle looks like she's being infected by the cookie virus. Don't live near portals, expert says, your children will grow up weird and corrupted inside.
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Some of the grandmas are starting to look like they've been exposed to toxic waste or something. EDIT: "You make me sick." Grandma. 
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Wade Wilson posted:Some of the grandmas are starting to look like they've been exposed to toxic waste or something. Yeah, they have been exposed to the cookie portals, which are slowly transforming the space around them into cookies, leading to horrifying mutations and will probably result in the destruction of our reality. Also cookie Cthulhu lives there.
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Sep 18, 2013 16:15
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Giggily posted:Also cookie Cthulhu lives there. It all comes together. Why do you think those adverts claim to have lovingly crafted recipes? 
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Cool, only 6 quadrillion for my next condenser. Higher numbers of heavenly chips seems to mean you hit the wall a lot quicker, it trivializes all the buildup and upgrades except the research wait time.
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Yeah, you're basically trying to hit the Bingo Hall upgrade as quickly as possible on reset so that you aren't waiting on some key grandma upgrades. Once research starts it's probably a good time to start hoarding up your cookie stash so you'll hit max Lucky! golden cookie payout (and Frenzy + Lucky! once you have all the Golden cookie upgrades).
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News: Cookie manufacturer completely forgoes common sense, lets OCD drive building decisions! Rude  edit: holy gently caress I just got over 666 billion cookies from a cookie chain Angry Diplomat fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 18:44
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Middle was in a tragic baking accident, she is not corrupted only a victim of lax cookie factory standards.
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AtomikKrab posted:Middle was in a tragic baking accident, she is not corrupted only a victim of lax cookie factory standards. Ah but buying the increased factory standards lowers your CPS by 5% permenantly.
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I gave in. I thought I could stop the grandmapocalypse this time, but it has returned, stronger than before. Maybe the next reset is the one I finally keep away from that option.
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deptstoremook posted:Cool, only 6 quadrillion for my next condenser. Higher numbers of heavenly chips seems to mean you hit the wall a lot quicker, it trivializes all the buildup and upgrades except the research wait time. You can cheat the research time to make it instantaneous so you dont have to wait hours for all the upgrades
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I would just like to take a moment and say thank you for this. For years now I've been using my grandmother for indentured servitude, at least now I'm reaping some rewards. Click faster grams!
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My game stopped spawning golden cookies but I still have the cheap condensers so I don't want to refresh
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Should I reset and get my heavenly chips?
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DarkSol posted:Should I reset and get my heavenly chips? Chips are based on all-time baked cookies, not cookies on hand. Need to see your stat page. But uh, given your number of buildings, its safe to say you'd get a lot if you haven't reset before.
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DarkSol posted:Should I reset and get my heavenly chips? How many chips do you have now? Unless you've got tons of them already you should probably reset now.
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DarkSol posted:Should I reset and get my heavenly chips? Uhhhh... yes. Think you went a bit overboard there.
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22 condensors and 250 cookie clicks to go before my next reset. Figuring I'll get all the achievements to maximize milk so as soon as I get kittens I start raking in stupid money. 6qa on this reset, 600t on the last one. Going to have like 300 chips by the time I reset. edit: 300%, not chips. Maybe 400%.
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Kibayasu posted:Chips are based on all-time baked cookies, not cookies on hand. Need to see your stat page. But uh, given your number of buildings, its safe to say you'd get a lot if you haven't reset before. Dr. Arbitrary posted:How many chips do you have now? Unless you've got tons of them already you should probably reset now.  Maybe just a little bit overboard. 
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