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Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

so if his autistic son can create wondrous art in any medium, maybe he should, you know, make some

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:30

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# ? May 11, 2024 13:24

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Dr. Honked posted:

so if his autistic son can create wondrous art in any medium, maybe he should, you know, make some

in fairness his eye for perspective and ability to draw the human(oid) form is better than rob liefeld

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:22

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

goddamnedtwisto posted:

in fairness his eye for perspective and ability to draw the human(oid) form is better than rob liefeld

he might be getting better. or maybe he just improves when he tries really hard on one picture

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:28

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

aggg

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:31

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

so i got my la game space game pack today forgot i "donated" to the cause
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lagamespace/la-game-space-a-place-for-re-imagining-video-games

it was for a good cause and i expected nothing really amazing from it so meh however keita takahashi's game is strange as gently caress

all the other "big name" devs are still busy making their games

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:42

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

ok (moth) in relay just deafened me and blew out my speakers

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:46

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

let's play (moth) in relay

first, LOUD STATIC NOISES EVERYWHERE

let's begin

oh ok

i think i selected he or Grace has specific detailed knowledge

"the term 'grace is also'

static got 90x louder and so bad i had to mute my speakers already at minimum volume

BEST ENDING EVER GOTY 2013

although this is interesting, each time you replay it the game is completely different based on your past choices and i'm going to guess eventually resembles some sort of english

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:53

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

flyboi posted:

let's play (moth) in relay

lol this is what happens when you play artsy fartsy indie games

# ? Sep 16, 2013 13:59

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

the basement collection has some really good games (super meat boy, binding of isaac)

# ? Sep 16, 2013 14:02

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Migishu posted:

the basement collection has some really good games (super meat boy, binding of isaac)

why'd you name two burp and fart badgames

# ? Sep 16, 2013 14:05

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

isaac is a good rogue like shmup bullet hell genre thingy

# ? Sep 16, 2013 14:10

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

no it isn't

# ? Sep 16, 2013 14:29

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

git clone trooper posted:

isaac is a good rogue like shmup bullet hell genre thingy

"what if zelda had poop and farts and ham-handed allegories and

# ? Sep 16, 2013 15:08

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Cocoa Crispies posted:

"what if zelda had poop and farts and ham-handed allegories and

don't forget reddit memes every loving where

# ? Sep 16, 2013 18:24

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Proteus4994 posted:

don't forget reddit memes every loving where

i am edward mcmullen a professional video game developer who demands to be taken seriously now check out these sweet rageface enemies

# ? Sep 16, 2013 18:25

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Proteus4994 posted:

i am edward mcmullen a professional video game developer who demands to be taken seriously now check out these sweet rageface enemies

did he seriously add rageface enemies?

I enjoyed isaac when it came out, but haven't played it since before the DLC came out. (the bonus boss-rush dungeon level was already pretty bullshit. especially on release, when the final boss turned the game into a slideshow because he was using AS2 in tyool 2012)

# ? Sep 16, 2013 19:46

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

PleasingFungus posted:

did he seriously add rageface enemies?

I enjoyed isaac when it came out, but haven't played it since before the DLC came out. (the bonus boss-rush dungeon level was already pretty bullshit. especially on release, when the final boss turned the game into a slideshow because he was using AS2 in tyool 2012)

p sure they've been there since day one but otoh i don't really care because even beyond the horrible memes it's a mediocre game.

i used to give boi at least a little credit for being decent but then i played rogue legacy which is the same concept but executed 20 times better and without stupid loving memes everywhere

# ? Sep 16, 2013 19:58

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

is there a kickstarter for nethack

# ? Sep 16, 2013 20:15

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

JawnV6 posted:

is there a kickstarter for nethack

i was looking at steam greenlight this weekend because i'm a horrible loser and i'm also bored until gta5 comes out, and it's downright pathetic how many of them are "i took the nethack source code and added particle effects"

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:00

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

Cocoa Crispies posted:

lol this is what happens when you play farty indie games

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:24

Cerv: Sep 14, 2004; This is a silly post with little news value.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

The only downside to non-fossil fuel cars is that racing of all forms will probably die for a while until whatever technology is made loud and awesome. Also we won't be able to listen to redneck mctrucknuts in his lifted freedom truck or that piece of poo poo vtec type R economy autozone special

formula e electric cars top out at 80db. it's quieter than a formula 1 car, but still going to be pretty loud.
a weird screechy loud instead of a roar mind

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:26

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

The only downside to non-fossil fuel cars is that racing of all forms will probably die for a while until whatever technology is made loud and awesome. Also we won't be able to listen to redneck mctrucknuts in his lifted freedom truck or that piece of poo poo vtec type R economy autozone special

Do hydrogen cars even make noise idk

most of the noise cars comes from the tires

like 90% of what you hear when one races by or some huge number even with a PHAT STACK PIPE

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:29

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Proteus4994 posted:

i was looking at steam greenlight this weekend because i'm a horrible loser and i'm also bored until gta5 comes out, and it's downright pathetic how many of them are "i took the nethack source code and added particle effects"

and those are the ones that got greenlit.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 21:33

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

most of the noise cars comes from the tires

like 90% of what you hear when one races by or some huge number even with a PHAT STACK PIPE

p sure that doesn't apply to racecars

# ? Sep 16, 2013 22:08

Socracheese: Oct 20, 2008

um as a former rotary race car owner i can tell you that the majority of the noise does NOT come from the tires

hell, i'm pretty sure the gilmer belt on the accessories was louder than the tires

# ? Sep 16, 2013 22:18

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

like when ur a mile away from a racetrack and u can still hear the cars scootin around, its not tires ur hearing

# ? Sep 16, 2013 22:19

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

ok even a honda civic with a fart can makes more noise form the butt than the feet

# ? Sep 16, 2013 22:20

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/aiuta-riccardo-con-il-data-recovery-del-suo-povero-hard-disk

quote:

summary
I broke a 2tb hd , full of Verbatim , the assistance they offered me is ridiculous and with the shenanigans now they will not even replace me the product , the important thing for me is the data recovery is expensive for me , but above all I do not accept that I need to sobbarcarcare this burden all by yourself due to errors and inability to others. After several attempts I found a reliable data recovery service for 399 � which should recover the data.
I hope you will help me by donating � 1 for example, so that the donation is for all light , finding 399 people does not seem so impossible. If you do not want to donate please promettetevi that you will share this page or my videos on your pages fb spreading the word .

Why did you help me?
Probably because you know me and in direct or indirect way I've already made me laugh and feel good , then returns the favor and make me feel good too .
Inside that hard drive there are a lot of my work , and less important projects , photos and memories of a life that disappearing erased most of my past. Help me because I always do the right thing , even now by fighting this injustice occorsami .

What will I do with the money?
I need � 399 but here the minimum campaign is � 500 however know that if I reach the 500 � the site holding the 4% and then there is a cost for the transfer of money, so the actual amount is not very greater than I need . If you do not reach the goals are held 9%. You try to get to 399 � up to then the rest I put it my own, so come back to me.

If this story has touched you can donate more, and if the money will be enough I scatener� in lawsuits against the Verbatim because it is incredible that you do not take responsibility for the damage they cause with their products .

If I get the money and the data recovery nothing comes out and I will not have to pay I will return the money to those who donated .

Other ways to help
If you are a technician who provides data recovery and you can help me for free or at a lower price or know someone who can do it or you are a lawyer who wants to kick some rear end , please contact me.

# ? Sep 17, 2013 01:26

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Another video game movie that isn't going to take no poo poo from an nda takeddown notice also x zombies ugh

# ? Sep 17, 2013 08:39

Hashtag Nascar: Jan 4, 2012

Migishu posted:

Another video game movie that isn't going to take no poo poo from an nda takeddown notice also x zombies ugh

i like the detailed analysis of where he'll be spending the $900 lol

# ? Sep 17, 2013 11:49

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

Hashtag Nascar posted:

i like the detailed analysis of where he'll be spending the $900 lol

mom said i need a business plan

# ? Sep 17, 2013 13:38

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

when you get a weekly allowance of 20 bucks $900 sounds like a lot of money i guess

# ? Sep 17, 2013 18:28

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Werthog 95 posted:

scootin around

hehe

# ? Sep 18, 2013 06:15

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Android powered PC

lol

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:13

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

crowdsource bitcoin farming or some other stupid poo poo

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:47

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

help me get my LoL account unbanned lol what a wanker

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:49

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Migishu posted:

Android powered PC

lol

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:52

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Migishu posted:

help me get my LoL account unbanned lol what a wanker

That reminds me so much of "why was I banned off xbox live"

# ? Sep 18, 2013 10:56

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Migishu posted:

help me get my LoL account unbanned lol what a wanker

this kid is going places

# ? Sep 18, 2013 14:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 13:24

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Migishu posted:

Android powered PC

lol

have...have you really not seen an android dongle before?

# ? Sep 18, 2013 14:55

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