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Atticus_1354 posted:Or a dragon. Good thing they put that blacked-out censor bar there so we don't get the full effect of this offensive picture.
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particle409 posted:Good thing they put that blacked-out censor bar there so we don't get the full effect of this offensive picture. That was probably a watermark.
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Atticus_1354 posted:Or a dragon. I wonder how much money he had to pay someone to spend that long inking some dude's wang.
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Lava Lamp posted:I wonder how much money he had to pay someone to spend that long inking some dude's wang. I think he would have to be erect while it was done too, otherwise the stretching of the skin would gently caress up the final result when aroused. Could it be body paint?
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Lava Lamp posted:I wonder how much money he had to pay someone to spend that long inking some dude's wang. I wonder what else is in that tattoo artist portfolio.
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Judakel posted:Plus you only need vans for kids.
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GruntyThrst posted:I think he would have to be erect while it was done too, otherwise the stretching of the skin would gently caress up the final result when aroused. Could it be body paint? I have a friend who's a tattoo artist and she had a long term client who'd she'd tattooed over the entire rest of his body so she reluctantly agreed to do his dick too. She said basically you just stretched out the skin and tattooed it while flaccid with lots of breaks. There's no way you're gonna stay hard 'cause it hurts too much (I guess unless you got off on that kinda thing). 
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t_violet posted:I have a friend who's a tattoo artist and she had a long term client who'd she'd tattooed over the entire rest of his body so she reluctantly agreed to do his dick too. She said basically you just stretched out the skin and tattooed it while flaccid with lots of breaks. There's no way you're gonna stay hard 'cause it hurts too much (I guess unless you got off on that kinda thing). I could have sworn someone in the last terrible tattoo thread linked the story from either the artist or the client about the dragon penis tattoo. Now I have to go look it up. Thanks guys. 
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"The teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathroom"
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Lava Lamp posted:I wonder how much money he had to pay someone to spend that long inking some dude's wang.
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Hummingbirds posted:"The teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathroom" This is tremendous. I absolutely love it.
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Hydrolith posted:From the wording, you make it sound like someone is paying to have someone else's wang dragon-tattooed. He chose the wrong party to pass out first.
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Hummingbirds posted:"The teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathroom" 
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I was chuckling to myself for a good five minutes after I saw it. 
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Hummingbirds posted:I was chuckling to myself for a good five minutes after I saw it. Huh...it's interesting that the guy went for the "crushing the tower" pose instead of the classic, "holding the tower up" pose.
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Hummingbirds posted:I was chuckling to myself for a good five minutes after I saw it. Holy poo poo  I laughed so freaking hard at this.
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Puff the magic Dragon Penis Tattoo. It kind of annoys me that the first few sentences said the guy "turned gay" after his wife died.   http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/interview-puff-the-magic-dragon-dink for picture of John showing off his "cock and balls". He says "cock and balls" a lot.
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The dude in the front has such a cute little purse! 
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I don't know why but dick teeth amuse me greatly. http://stuffinmydick.tumblr.com/post/59602839652/aussiegrunt-andrewmurdoch-things-in-foreskin
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This is what happens when there's no more PYF Dick thread.
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Bored posted:Puff the magic Dragon Penis Tattoo. It kind of annoys me that the first few sentences said the guy "turned gay" after his wife died. Didn't that guy go on to get a lot more of that area tattooed? Like his arse and crack and everything? Edit: Yes, yes he did.  http://allthingscool.wordpress.com/2008/03/11/puff-the-magic-dragon/
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Hummingbirds posted:I was chuckling to myself for a good five minutes after I saw it. 
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skander posted:I drove a commercial delivery van, myself. Prostitution is illegal, so you can't have a commercial analog to that in the circumcised penis world.
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I'd read a dissertation on the psychological differences between the kind of rear end in a top hat who does the "holding the tower up" pose and the kind of rear end in a top hat who does the "pushing the tower down" pose.
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What about the "tower is my penis" pose?
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That's clearly presidential level sociopath material right there. He could lead nations.
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Bored posted:Puff the magic Dragon Penis Tattoo. It kind of annoys me that the first few sentences said the guy "turned gay" after his wife died. Did you expect any better from Vice?
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Tears In A Vial posted:Didn't that guy go on to get a lot more of that area tattooed? Like his arse and crack and everything? Ahahaha! The demon poking him in the rear end in a top hat.
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I wanted to get this for a friend, but it's $70 
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BANME.sh posted:I wanted to get this for a friend, but it's $70 Have no fear! It's on sale now at Fab.com for only $55!
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I bet most of these people are American. Ugh, I'm so embarrassed by my countrymen.
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Tai chi is quite popular in Italy, it seems. Meanwhile:  The Redditor who posted this said the babies are unharmed. "Just some random lady that asked me to take her picture" 
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The MSJ posted:"Just some random lady that asked me to take her picture" Wait so that person wanted someone to take a picture of her with their own phone, not hers? 
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Bad Sneakers posted:Wait so that person wanted someone to take a picture of her with their own phone, not hers? 99% of all imgur descriptions are fake.
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Rhyno posted:I bet most of these people are American. The weird thing is, there's plenty of guards and cops constantly in the area who do nothing. Guess they just went "gently caress it" at some point when they realised they were against endless waves of unimaginative idiots. 
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