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So my daughter left for College on the west coast as soon as high school was over. Why should I care if she never calls or sends me a card for Father's day?
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Sep 17, 2013 22:19
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haljordan posted:Wow, Dominic Barbara's life has hit the skids. He gets arrested back in December for trying to extort $200,000 out of one of his 50 ex-wives and then he tries to steal a purse or some poo poo? The only two good things about Dominic are his "Mayday" call, and when Fred does that impression of him where he just gargles. AxeManiac posted:It is aggressively bad. Like, I hate tosh normally, but this is just unwatchable poo poo. I don't know what insane powers this man has to get it brought back for a second season, but I guess the kids really like a naked guy saying stuff over youtube clips. Maybe they are just doing it as a favor to Tosh? Isn't his youtube clipshow Comedy Central's highest rated program now? On the topic of bad Howard opinions: when he and Robin get going on anything health or medicine related I have to fast forward or risk crashing my car into a ditch. "Back pain is a myth, read this book by noted quack Dr. Sarno"
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Sep 17, 2013 22:53
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an adult beverage posted:Maybe they are just doing it as a favor to Tosh? Isn't his youtube clipshow Comedy Central's highest rated program now? I'm so glad Ridiculous on MTV with Rob Dyrdek is doing well. He does a clip show, but he isn't a massive twat. He seems like a cool guy to hang out with and knows the clips are the star of the show.
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Sep 17, 2013 22:59
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AxeManiac posted:I'm so glad Ridiculous on MTV with Rob Dyrdek is doing well. He does a clip show, but he isn't a massive twat. He seems like a cool guy to hang out with and knows the clips are the star of the show. Yeah I watch that show from time to time and that's a good way of describing it. Dyrdek seems to realize "Hey, I'm getting paid a nice amount of money to basically hang with my friends and watch idiots eat it on skateboards!"
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Sep 17, 2013 23:36
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Brocktoon posted:Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and some watermelon = "Wow! That's a lot of food" - Howard Stern "I don't like blowjobs anymore because Beth finds it humiliating"
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Sep 18, 2013 01:13
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:"I don't like blowjobs anymore because Beth finds it humiliating" Howard is such a tool. Has anyone managed to find that clip of Stamos trying to bro talk Howard into not marrying the obvious star fucker shortly after their engagement was announced?
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Sep 18, 2013 01:16
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Brocktoon posted:Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and some watermelon = "Wow! That's a lot of food" - Howard Stern I think I figured out why this bothers me so much. I have to imagine that Howard and Beth's wedding cost wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more money than Richard's wedding. Therefore, Howard and Beth probably got to choose every last little tiny detail of their entire day. Richard still had a lovely (and far less expensive) wedding, I'm sure, and made like, the simplest of all requests: Hey, put a few bottles of this beer behind the bar. Why would a bartender give a gently caress about that? "Oh no, I have to open this beer and hand it to the groom! This is so far beyond what I am reasonably expected to do as a bartender!" haljordan fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 01:48
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haljordan posted:I think I figured out why this bothers me so much. I have to imagine that Howard and Beth's wedding cost wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more money than Richard's wedding. Therefore, Howard and Beth probably got to choose every last little tiny detail of their entire day. Richard still had a lovely (and far less expensive) wedding, I'm sure, and made like, the simplest of all requests: Hey, put a few bottles of this beer behind the bar. Why would a bartender give a gently caress about that? "Oh no, I have to open this beer and hand it to the groom! This is so far beyond what I am reasonably expected to do as a bartender!" Don't you understand? No one should make special requests, ever, don't rock the boat. Feh, who are you the King of England? Just take what you are given and don't be such a trouble maker. The only people that can ever dare make special requests are rich and since Richard is a filthy poor he has to make due forever. How dare he be happy. How can he be happy he's not rich, he's not smart, he's not famous? How can he enjoy life and be happy and I can't? Is that fair?
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Sep 18, 2013 04:28
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But then Howard can do an amazing rant on Paris Hilton's vomit-y song and I fall back in love with him all over again. Although, those moments are getting farther and farther part I think.
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Sep 18, 2013 05:10
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haljordan posted:Man, you can get away with a lot of poo poo as a lawyer but loving around with finances is almost always guaranteed to get you nailed. I've been reading bad reviews of Dominic's law practice for probably ten years now and I'm surprised it took this long for the bar association to do something. He was notorious for double-billing his clients, or billing them for time he never actually worked, and then dodging their phone calls when they tried to complain. The guy is a living stereotype of lawyer scum.
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Sep 18, 2013 05:50
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AxeManiac posted:I'm so glad Ridiculous on MTV with Rob Dyrdek is doing well. He does a clip show, but he isn't a massive twat. He seems like a cool guy to hang out with and knows the clips are the star of the show. This is the last post I'll make on this because this is borderline derail, but since you brought it up; I actually couldn't have more of a different opinion. I've watched both tosh.0 and Ridiculousness, and I find the latter insufferable. Rob's comments all seem to range from mocking the victim of the video in a silly voice, to laughing so hard he falls down. At least Tosh's standup is excellent, and a lot of his comments on the show feel like jokes he would tell on stage, I'm inclined to believe he writes them himself. I don't think I've ever laughed at Ridiculousness.
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Sep 18, 2013 06:26
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:"I don't like blowjobs anymore because Beth finds it humiliating" Hahaha, maaaaaaaaaan Beth is a smooth operator to pull that off. Not that I ever actually believed she loved Howard, but still, to get him to put up with that is impressive. Its amazing to realize that I get blown more than an infamous gazillionaire whose had women throw themselves at him for 25 years.
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Sep 18, 2013 11:58
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Advice posted:This is the last post I'll make on this because this is borderline derail, but since you brought it up; I actually couldn't have more of a different opinion. I've watched both tosh.0 and Ridiculousness, and I find the latter insufferable. Rob's comments all seem to range from mocking the victim of the video in a silly voice, to laughing so hard he falls down. At least Tosh's standup is excellent, and a lot of his comments on the show feel like jokes he would tell on stage, I'm inclined to believe he writes them himself. I don't think I've ever laughed at Ridiculousness. Are you telling me you don't enjoy the biting, clever video commentary from "Chanel West Coast"?
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Sep 18, 2013 12:28
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GenoCanSing posted:Hahaha, maaaaaaaaaan Beth is a smooth operator to pull that off. Not that I ever actually believed she loved Howard, but still, to get him to put up with that is impressive. I'm pretty sure that he mentioned a few times that Beth isn't really into close physical contact or foreplay or something along those lines.
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Sep 18, 2013 12:29
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Yeah, I don't think that they even cuddle very much, which is even more disturbing to me. I cannot defend his work in any way, but I've always had a soft spot for Yucko. His cartoon might suck, but at least he is getting paid, so good for him. Dominic, on the other hand, can go eat poo poo. I've always hated him, and he is such an obvious star-loving mental case that I'm shocked that Howard ever actually hung out with him.
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Sep 18, 2013 12:34
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:"I don't like blowjobs anymore because Beth finds it humiliating" He actually said that? That's pretty sad. How about "I keep my condoms locked up in a safe"
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Sep 18, 2013 12:47
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:I'm pretty sure that he mentioned a few times that Beth isn't really into close physical contact or foreplay or something along those lines. Beth doesn't like to have sex for a very long time when they do have sex. If it lasts three minutes, that's fine by her!
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Sep 18, 2013 14:24
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MrMidnight posted:He actually said that? That's pretty sad. Perfectly reasonable if your wife is a money grubbing gold-digger. However based on what everyone on the show says repeatedly Beth is basically the greatest sweetest person on earth I don't see why Howard would need to do it. I've been listening to old shows and the best part is that America's got talent didn't even exist at the time.
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Sep 18, 2013 14:44
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Former Human posted:I've been reading bad reviews of Dominic's law practice for probably ten years now and I'm surprised it took this long for the bar association to do something. He was notorious for double-billing his clients, or billing them for time he never actually worked, and then dodging their phone calls when they tried to complain. The guy is a living stereotype of lawyer scum. I used to hate whenever any sort of legal topic or question came up, because you know it meant a call from that mouthbreathing tub of poo poo. It's like "Hey guys, I know you're on a roll making jokes and whatnot, but let me gently caress up the pacing of the show by giving you (lovely) legal information about some offhanded comment Howard made an hour ago!"
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Sep 18, 2013 15:02
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MAYDAY MAYDAY! ON FIYAH! I'M ON FIYAH! STEAK FOR TWO FOR ONE!
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Sep 18, 2013 16:01
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Yes or not? Yes Or Not? YES OR NOT? YES OR NOT!?
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Sep 18, 2013 17:17
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On the September 9th show: "Hobbies are the stupidest thing! You know what my hobby is? Work!"
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Sep 18, 2013 17:26
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Sand Monster posted:Beth doesn't like to have sex for a very long time when they do have sex. If it lasts three minutes, that's fine by her! When I first heard Howard say this I felt so bad for him. There's absolutely no way that's even remotely true.
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Sep 18, 2013 17:26
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musclecoder posted:On the September 9th show: "Hobbies are the stupidest thing! You know what my hobby is? Work!" What a miserable rear end in a top hat. Also, photography doesn't count as a hobby? What about chess? And Stern might have a busy schedule, but I don't wanna hear any loving whining considering he is getting paid millions and millions of dollars to sit in a chair and basically say "Yeah, sure you got talent." edit: Is his AGT salary really $20 million?! I didn't think it was that high. haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Sep 18, 2013 |
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Sep 18, 2013 17:30
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No matter how big Gary's ego gets, I always remember when Howard made him to go to his apartment and make sure that there were no tissues on the nightstand from Howard's jack-off fest. Why did he send Gary? Because he didn't want the maid to have to remove them.
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Sep 18, 2013 18:22
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musclecoder posted:On the September 9th show: "Hobbies are the stupidest thing! You know what my hobby is? Work!" Most people only do their hobby a couple of times a week so he's technically right
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Sep 18, 2013 18:48
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Richard ribbing JD about his spoons on the wrap up show was hysterical. I love that guy so much, it is pretty odd that Howard and Robin aren't self-aware of the fact that he's insanely lovable and spend 15 minutes relishing the fact that he's being denied something he'd love. It is pretty funny that he caved 15 minutes into the bit and they're holding him to getting schmeared by Sal's cock ricotta, though.
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Sep 18, 2013 19:42
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haljordan posted:What a miserable rear end in a top hat. Also, photography doesn't count as a hobby? What about chess? And Stern might have a busy schedule, but I don't wanna hear any loving whining considering he is getting paid millions and millions of dollars to sit in a chair and basically say "Yeah, sure you got talent." Ummn, he is a professional photographer. Didn't you see the Northshore Animal calendar?
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Sep 18, 2013 21:06
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Holy Calamity! posted:Richard ribbing JD about his spoons on the wrap up show was hysterical. I love that guy so much, it is pretty odd that Howard and Robin aren't self-aware of the fact that he's insanely lovable and spend 15 minutes relishing the fact that he's being denied something he'd love. I don't care where Richard ends up post-Stern, I'll be supporting him. Hell, I would buy his tradio/prank calls on mp3 $1 apiece, zero questions asked. Everything about him and his personality and humor make me smile. Just him saying a long exaggerated "HIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii!" as Rusty or Ethel or whoever just gets me.
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Sep 19, 2013 02:36
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You can hear his smile when he speaks. He's a beacon of light upon this dark earth. He's my faaaavorite.
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Sep 19, 2013 03:59
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Richard's prank calls are pretty much the only reason why I listen to Stern in the first place. They're so goddamn hilarious in every way, especially the tradio and the public access calls. (Mainly the ones with Russel Ackaway and Jonah Falcon.) Robin Quivers says a lot of stupid things but I don't think anything could top the time when she said that the church tortured Galileo for discovering electricity. I think she might be almost as dumb as Sal.
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Sep 19, 2013 04:16
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Celery Face posted:Robin Quivers says a lot of stupid things but I don't think anything could top the time when she said that the church tortured Galileo for discovering electricity. I think she might be almost as dumb as Sal. Or the time she thought there were anti-gravity machines being used to train skydivers or astronauts or something. Nobody called her on it, as usual.
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Sep 19, 2013 06:19
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haljordan posted:What a miserable rear end in a top hat. Also, photography doesn't count as a hobby? What about chess? And Stern might have a busy schedule, but I don't wanna hear any loving whining considering he is getting paid millions and millions of dollars to sit in a chair and basically say "Yeah, sure you got talent." When he said it, it was in a joking kind of way. Yes, he has very strong work ethic, but he said what he said to be funny.
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Sep 20, 2013 01:46
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Oh my God Mel B is such a bitch. Does she talk poo poo about every act on AGT or is she at least professional on that show and act like not a bitch?
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Sep 20, 2013 11:48
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Celery Face posted:
She corrected herself like 20 seconds later.
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Sep 20, 2013 20:49
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Reminder that given millions of dollars Beth chose this as her wedding dress.
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Sep 21, 2013 00:17
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She's doing the goddamn bent-knee thing under there, isn't she??
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Sep 21, 2013 01:27
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jimma posted:She's doing the goddamn bent-knee thing under there, isn't she?? I've never understood why people get so (ahem) bent out of shape over that... she is really tall, and she knows her model poses. Why attack her for posing for a picture?
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It's not the pose itself, it's that she seems to do it in every candid photo. I have someone like this on my Facebook friends list -- in every photo of herself that she posts, she has the exact same smile, head at the same angle, etc. It's ... eerie.
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