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Holy Calamity! posted:Hahaha what the gently caress, this is literally the entire book? Page after page of...this? bahahah Show watchers, dude.
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# ? Sep 22, 2013 03:39 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:07 |
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No. This is no fan's fault. The blame for this rests squarely on GRRM's absolute loving head.
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# ? Sep 22, 2013 07:52 |
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I preordered 10 water-damaged signed copies.
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# ? Sep 22, 2013 08:07 |
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fleshweasel posted:No. This is no fan's fault. The blame for this rests squarely on GRRM's absolute loving head. I'm sure its some eager beaver at the publisher saying "poo poo, we need something for the holidays!" cuz it sure isn't going to be the next book. I mean what do you get for the ..uh... fan who has.. nothing. We have nothing but ashes. edit: anyone notice there is no house insignia on Tyrion's stuff? Clearly a secret targar.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 04:54 |
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This has been popping up in my FaceBook feed recently: I thought "masochists" was the most obvious response.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 05:33 |
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Victims.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 05:42 |
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"idiots"
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 05:46 |
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Buttboys.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 05:47 |
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Blind Sally posted:This has been popping up in my FaceBook feed recently: Lollys.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 06:09 |
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You guys, seriously: "shitdicks". e: or "accomplices after the fact"
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 07:05 |
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I don't know anything worse than wild cards but if I think of something I'll let y'all know.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 07:15 |
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Blind Sally posted:This has been popping up in my FaceBook feed recently: Shameful Throners?
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 12:18 |
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So, when is The Winds of Winter coming out?
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 12:36 |
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Get the gently caress out of here. This is a place for serious discussion about real things that actually happen in a fake world.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 12:50 |
Masties?
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 17:44 |
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Suckers.
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 19:32 |
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Sticky Princes
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 22:13 |
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I believe bigmcgaffney came up with this:
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# ? Sep 23, 2013 22:51 |
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Blind Sally posted:This has been popping up in my FaceBook feed recently: WILD CARDS We are the GOT fans.
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 11:14 |
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I'm on pediatrics now and there is a 2 month old named Arya on our service. Talk about a lost cause, poor kid has no chance.
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 15:44 |
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Rhandhali posted:I'm on pediatrics now and there is a 2 month old named Arya on our service. Talk about a lost cause, poor kid has no chance. It was probably a choice between Arya and Khaleesi (maybe even spelled "Kalyssie" or something) so I say she dodged a bullet.
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 15:54 |
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Does it make them smarter or stupider that they chose the "correct" spelling of Arya over the much more commonplace Aria?
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 16:06 |
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Rhandhali posted:I'm on pediatrics now and there is a 2 month old named Arya on our service. Talk about a lost cause, poor kid has no chance. TBF Arya has had probably the most gentle (non-creepy) arc, all that neck stabbing aside. Much better than an in-bred princess sold into sex-slavery who sees her mean brother die horribly, miscarries, starves in the desert, crucifies a bunch of people, sees her pet dragon kill a heap of people including kids, gets boned every-which way by a hardened mercenary, runs away and shits herself in the scrub, all before she turns 15 years old.
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 16:15 |
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Rhandhali posted:I'm on pediatrics now and there is a 2 month old named Arya on our service. Talk about a lost cause, poor kid has no chance. No chance at what? I think you mean her parents and enemies have no chance.
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 16:15 |
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rypakal posted:No chance at what? Of being a normal, well adjusted adult of course. Actually it's more like seeing a 10th birthday
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 22:31 |
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I will name my daughter "Wyman Manderlay"
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# ? Sep 24, 2013 23:12 |
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I can't decide if my son will be Dick Crabb or Darkstar.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 00:02 |
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Blind Sally posted:This has been popping up in my FaceBook feed recently: Nuncles.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 00:07 |
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wukkar posted:I can't decide if my son will be Dick Crabb or Darkstar. Dibs on Whoresbane!
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 00:26 |
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All of my children will be named some variant of Walder.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 00:32 |
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Go with Wylder. Raise him on a strict diet of Van Halen, Twisted Sister, Poison, Dokken, and Motley Crue.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 03:12 |
Shoehead posted:I will name my daughter "Wyman Manderlay" Donella Hornywood
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 04:23 |
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I'll go for Shitdick for my firstborn, regardless of gender.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 06:22 |
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All my children will be called ~*~Daario~*~. The Tildes and Asterisks will be part of the official spelling on their birth certificates.
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# ? Sep 25, 2013 11:45 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:Does it make them smarter or stupider that they chose the "correct" spelling of Arya over the much more commonplace Aria? Way smarter. Decades from now the kid will be able to tell people that her now-deceased parents were opera fans or conceived her in a fancy hotel in Vegas rather than explaining that she was named after a character on that dragon show nobody remembers very well that was a big deal on the TV back in the day. The Little Kielbasa fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Sep 25, 2013 |
# ? Sep 25, 2013 23:33 |
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Were she named Aria she wouldn't have to explain anything.
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# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:38 |
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wukkar posted:I can't decide if my son will be Dick Crabb or Darkstar. Dickstar or Dark Crabb
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# ? Sep 26, 2013 12:49 |
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Oh Tony, you just had to keep reaching for the sun, didn't you?
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# ? Sep 26, 2013 21:42 |
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Hi, meet my son Tepid Pie.
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# ? Sep 27, 2013 07:32 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Lollys. This is like a three or four layer deep meaning. Vikings and dip enthusiasts would probably be proud.
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# ? Sep 27, 2013 07:47 |