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Frijolero posted:How do you all get over the racism and misogyny? By knowing what satire is.
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8-bit Miniboss posted:By knowing what satire is. Sorely lacking in this thread in light of the responses my joke is getting.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:35
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Falken posted:
You monster!
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Sep 26, 2013 17:36
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Frijolero posted:Sorely lacking in this thread in light of the responses my joke is getting. It's hard to filter these days 
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Sep 26, 2013 17:37
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Frijolero posted:Sorely lacking in this thread in light of the responses my joke is getting. What part of it was a joke? Unless "joke" means you just posted that to stir up some poo poo for no real reason other than your personal amusement. Hilarious!
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Sep 26, 2013 17:38
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Knightmare posted:They're not selling "power", you pay money to get in-game money. I know, I was saying I just hope this doesn't come to a point where they ARE selling power.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:38
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The Dave posted:It's hard to filter these days Naw, it just has to be a joke first rather than.. whatever he posted.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:39
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Frijolero posted:Sorely lacking in this thread in light of the responses my joke is getting. Looked like a poo poo post covered in a bad spoiler tag to me.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:40
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I can get the misogyny, but GTA as a series has been way more progressive with its choice of leads than most other games. Just remember how much poo poo they got for making you play as a  BLACK MAN when SA was first getting shown off. They don't handle it with a feather soft touch, but up until this game all the main characters in the HD games had been minorities and men of color (even Johnny K was jewish, even though it didn't really come into play that much during TLAD). I think that's a way more important step forward than the weak handed 'oh you can MAKE your dude black/asian/hispanic but he'll still be written like a default white guy' that a lot of games with character creation do.Sharkopath fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Sep 26, 2013 |
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Sep 26, 2013 17:41
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Basebf555 posted:What part of it was a joke? Unless "joke" means you just posted that to stir up some poo poo for no real reason other than your personal amusement. Hilarious! It's funny because he said a thing, but he didn't really mean the thing, and some people read the thing he wrote and thought he meant it! I read about jokes in a book once and they sound very similar to what happened here
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Sep 26, 2013 17:42
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Everybody get plastered on Pisswasser, I'm taking a bath to the tune of a couple mil per character.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:42
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I just got a bit of a glitch. After hanging out with Franklin as Michael at a bar, when sobering up my car locked up and stopped where it was. I couldn't get out or move the car, nor shoot from windows. I could honk the horn all I liked though. However, I somehow got a wanted level before it locked up. So, for like ten minutes I had cops approaching my locked down car, and as they get close, Franklin blasts them away with an SMG. It ended with me getting busted, but it was hilarious with all the bodies around the car.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:44
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Are there Night Vision Goggles anywhere in this game? I have this idea for a night-time HALO jump raid on the army base...
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Sep 26, 2013 17:44
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Pudgygiant posted:Everybody get plastered on Pisswasser, I'm taking a bath to the tune of a couple mil per character. Yes everyone please do. And buy a ton of Pibwasser stock while you're at it! its down to an all time low of 2 bucks on 360.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:45
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Frijolero posted:How do you all get over the racism and misogyny? The characters are terrible and you're not supposed to like them. It's like you just asked how you get over Breaking Bad promoting drug use. e: and that's why I should read the whole thread
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Sep 26, 2013 17:46
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Yes everyone please do. And buy a ton of Pibwasser stock while you're at it! its down to an all time low of 2 bucks on 360. It can only go UP UP UP!
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Sep 26, 2013 17:46
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Pudgygiant posted:Everybody get plastered on Pisswasser, I'm taking a bath to the tune of a couple mil per character. I thought you were talking about how little beer it takes for characters to get drunk in this game but I finally got it. 
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Sep 26, 2013 17:47
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where is my bitcoin/ouya parody Rockstar or was that what I wasted all of Franklin's money on during the online part where I spent around 25K on a children of the mountain t-shirt
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Sep 26, 2013 17:49
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Frijolero posted:Sorely lacking in this thread in light of the responses my joke is getting. 
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Sep 26, 2013 17:49
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I feel like once Live gets goin and everyone realizes BawSaq is working, the cheap stocks are gonna get bought in bundles. Unfortunately I bought PibWasser stocks at 10$, but I have a feeling it will rise again (its high was 150$)
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Sep 26, 2013 17:49
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Has anyone done the gun running mission with Trevor where you have to bomb the enemy runners base and destroy all their stuff? I tried 5 times and then gave up so therefore it is impossible to complete.
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Sep 26, 2013 17:59
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Marshmallow Blue posted:Yes everyone please do. And buy a ton of Pibwasser stock while you're at it! its down to an all time low of 2 bucks on 360. Crap, I won't be home for another five or so hours. Am I gonna miss out on the Pisswasser moneytrain?? 
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Sep 26, 2013 18:01
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FallinInTheBlak posted:Has anyone done the gun running mission with Trevor where you have to bomb the enemy runners base and destroy all their stuff? I tried 5 times and then gave up so therefore it is impossible to complete. The first one or the second one? The first one was easy, you just have to account for the inherited motion of the plane, get as low as you safely can before you drop to make it easier. The second mission was more annoying only because you have to line up in the right direction before starting your runs.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:02
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Hobo Clown posted:Crap, I won't be home for another five or so hours. Am I gonna miss out on the Pisswasser moneytrain?? Since the only stock we have seen actually bottom out and recover is HAL and that took 4 days around 0.50-1$ I think you might make it home in time.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:03
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FallinInTheBlak posted:Has anyone done the gun running mission with Trevor where you have to bomb the enemy runners base and destroy all their stuff? I tried 5 times and then gave up so therefore it is impossible to complete. Clusters? It's better to drop earlier than later with those, and obviously make sure to line up correctly. They drop in a decent long line but if your angle is off you'll miss a target usually. Take the time to line up, and don't be afraid to get somewhat low even with people shooting at you. Then drop a little earlier than you think you normally would.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:03
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Dammit, Michael, you suck. I had his default car looking like my dream Audi S4 (lava red, black wheels) and he turned it into this tacky poo poo. 
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Sep 26, 2013 18:07
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That one's a gift from Jimmy.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:08
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TremorX posted:Dammit, Michael, you suck. I had his default car looking like my dream Audi S4 (lava red, black wheels) and he turned it into this tacky poo poo. That wasn't Michael's doing
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Sep 26, 2013 18:09
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TremorX posted:Dammit, Michael, you suck. I had his default car looking like my dream Audi S4 (lava red, black wheels) and he turned it into this tacky poo poo. It wasn't Michael that did that.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:09
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TremorX posted:Dammit, Michael, you suck. I had his default car looking like my dream Audi S4 (lava red, black wheels) and he turned it into this tacky poo poo. I imagine some people would like some surprises on their own rather than having people spoil every single surprise in the game. e: beaten but it wasn't Michael either. Maybe try to pay attention to the game you're playing/spoiling for others?
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Sep 26, 2013 18:09
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OK, sorry, I didn't catch that. I thought maybe he was going through a second midlife crisis. I also honestly suspected that maybe my 4 year old had done that with the iFruit app on my iPad.
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TremorX posted:OK, sorry, I didn't catch that. I thought maybe he was going through a second midlife crisis. I also honestly suspected that maybe my 4 year old had done that with the iFruit app on my iPad. Check Michaels drat phone, theres no way you missed a message saying your car was "borrowed" and a second messasge saying it was returned
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Sep 26, 2013 18:14
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I checked the BAWSAQ on my phone at lunch today. What have I become.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:15
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I really hope there is some dlc where I get to kill Lamar. I was already sick of the "we gotta be true to the skreets dog" poo poo in San Andreas. I sure as gently caress don't want to deal with it in this game. Why is it whenever a black person becomes successful, some rear end in a top hat comes along to complain he isn't gangsta enough? At least franklin seems to see through the bullshit unlike cj.
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Mokinokaro posted:It was only 9 and they were a lot more similar to the 5 we get here. More still would be nice, though. It can't be that hard to make some sort of random assassination target generator. Target ped spawns in area, random weapon drop, flagged as a enemy/gang group, pow. Then again this is the same developer that couldn't get garage inventory right so 
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Hollenhammer posted:Check Michaels drat phone, theres no way you missed a message saying your car was "borrowed" and a second messasge saying it was returned Somehow I did. 
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Cojawfee posted:I really hope there is some dlc where I get to kill Lamar. I was already sick of the "we gotta be true to the skreets dog" poo poo in San Andreas. I sure as gently caress don't want to deal with it in this game. Why is it whenever a black person becomes successful, some rear end in a top hat comes along to complain he isn't gangsta enough? At least franklin seems to see through the bullshit unlike cj. Reminds me of the "Frog in the well" speech some dude who was completely stoned gave to us in my high school assembly.
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Sep 26, 2013 18:19
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Cojawfee posted:I really hope there is some dlc where I get to kill Lamar. I was already sick of the "we gotta be true to the skreets dog" poo poo in San Andreas. I sure as gently caress don't want to deal with it in this game. Why is it whenever a black person becomes successful, some rear end in a top hat comes along to complain he isn't gangsta enough? At least franklin seems to see through the bullshit unlike cj. Lamar is actually the best character in the game and the real travesty is that there isn't more of him. 
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Capn Beeb posted:Then again this is the same developer that couldn't get garage inventory right so Not only that, it has somehow regressed from earlier games. 
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So at around the half point mark in the game, I believe, my characters all seem to have gravitated towards a certain gun. Did this happen for everyone else as well? Trevor has thousands of shotgun ammo, Michael has a lot of carbine ammo, and Franklin has a bunch of SMG/Pistol ammo. I never really visited Ammunation except for missions that required you to buy stuff. Do they pick up ammo on their own when you aren't controlling them? Mission rewards?
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