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Dominic White
Nov 1, 2005

Alteisen posted:

Right I keep forgetting how loving stupid the average game journo is.

And we're talking people with 10+ years industry experience here.

Adjust for the average gamer and you've got someone who probably interacts with the game by mashing their face across the controller. You might know what you're doing, but mandatory, slow tutorials are there for the very, very large number of people who don't.

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Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Woke up at 8am ET to play online. Worked well at that time. Made my character and won the starting race against 8 players. The 3 runner ups got put in a little gang with me and we drove off to do the rest of the tutorial stuff. We got to buy clothing poo poo and after I was done shopping and was waiting in the car for them one came out, shot me in the face, and stole my car :(. Didn't matter though, I got a Vapid Dominator as my first car and it's pretty sweet.

The online is pretty cool. But it's basically a glorified lobby. Instead of queuing from single player like IV it just queues you for freeroam automatcally and then you queue for missions by making actually going to a location.

Crappy Jack
Nov 21, 2005

We got some serious shit to discuss.

Rapdawg posted:

I meant how to get other "Special" fathers and mothers.

Buy the special edition.

Boar It
Jul 29, 2011

Mesmerizing eyebrows is my specialty
So I jumped off a building with a parachute after finishing a mission. Just waiting for the game to show the mission complete screen. (I just had to leave the area) The screen comes up while I am still gliding around with my parachute. Franklin decides to take out his phone to call the mission giver, which results in the parachute vanishing and I fall to my death. So I failed the mission. :v:

Stupid Post Maker
Jan 8, 2008
Deathmatch online is pretty bad.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Torabi posted:

So I jumped off a building with a parachute after finishing a mission. Just waiting for the game to show the mission complete screen. (I just had to leave the area) The screen comes up while I am still gliding around with my parachute. Franklin decides to take out his phone to call the mission giver, which results in the parachute vanishing and I fall to my death. So I failed the mission. :v:

I fully expect new legislation passed in the San Andreas state senate requiring hands-free-while-parachuting devices.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!

Stupid Post Maker posted:

Deathmatch online is pretty bad.

The ridiculously potent auto aim must surely make everything a joke?

Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

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Yup, I can create the character and go through the opening cut scene without a problem. Then I get to screen where I am just standing in the parking lot and it says Launching Session.
I keep seeing other characters pop in and out but nothing for me.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




Crappy Jack posted:

Buy the special edition.

I think it's Collector's only, I have the Special Edition and only have John Marston.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Ive been playing online and keep getting thrown into friends games which is excellent. I just got put in a friends game, so went and stole a police car. I then followed him around with the lights on chasing him, he apparently though i was just another police officer as he had a wanted level so went in the pay and spray. I waited next to and as soon as he left started chasing him again, killed him, took his personal car and threw it in the ocean. Hes blocked me from playing with him now :(

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Q_res posted:

I've got a long way to go and a short time to get there...



What car is this?

TehGherkin
May 24, 2008

Kali11324 posted:

Yup, I can create the character and go through the opening cut scene without a problem. Then I get to screen where I am just standing in the parking lot and it says Launching Session.
I keep seeing other characters pop in and out but nothing for me.

Yup, I got in once earlier for a bit, that character didn't save and this is all I've had since.

Guess I'll just quit for today.

Mediocrity Goggles
Mar 20, 2009

Looking at it the wrong way.

Crappy Jack posted:

Buy the special edition.

Actually, the collector's edition.

Course all you'll gain from that is Claude & Misty from GTA3, and Niko.

They say that people who played Max Payne 3 would get a bonus of some kind in this, which will probably just be unlocking Max to be your dad or something.

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
I feel like my game file skipped a mission. I did the set up for the raid on the FIB headquarters this morning while trying to get into GTA Online on and off. Later on, I ended up doing missions that seemed to imply I had already done that heist, even though I hadn't actually done it yet. Now, I'm up to The Big Score and I still haven't seen it. Did my game somehow skip that heist?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Stux posted:

Ive been playing online and keep getting thrown into friends games which is excellent. I just got put in a friends game, so went and stole a police car. I then followed him around with the lights on chasing him, he apparently though i was just another police officer as he had a wanted level so went in the pay and spray. I waited next to and as soon as he left started chasing him again, killed him, took his personal car and threw it in the ocean. Hes blocked me from playing with him now :(

I hope that he's a goon and that he comes here bitching "OMGWTF the wanted system is sooooo broke fuckin' R*!!!!" :emo:



(I applaud your actions, however :golfclap:)

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

JAssassin posted:

I feel like my game file skipped a mission. I did the set up for the raid on the FIB headquarters this morning while trying to get into GTA Online on and off. Later on, I ended up doing missions that seemed to imply I had already done that heist, even though I hadn't actually done it yet. Now, I'm up to The Big Score and I still haven't seen it. Did my game somehow skip that heist?

Sounds like you're a victim of the nice new bug introduced by the online update. Hope you had multiple saves!

Cat Machine
Jun 18, 2008

Hey, asked this earlier in the thread but kinda got buried under GTA Online misery - are there any prerequisites to unlock the mission 'Bury the Hatchet'? Last mission I beat was 'Surveying the Score' and since then Michael has been grayed out and I can't switch to him but Trevor and Franklin don't have any missions open to them. Pretty frustrating. I installed GTA Online before doing the previous mission if it makes any difference.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


They completely loving lied when they said people who pay real money for in game money won't have a leg up.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


^^^ If you believed "people who pay money will be exactly the same as everyone!" you are silly. Of course they'll have a jump (and thus an advantage) on things the first goddamn day.

Stux posted:

Ive been playing online and keep getting thrown into friends games which is excellent. I just got put in a friends game, so went and stole a police car. I then followed him around with the lights on chasing him, he apparently though i was just another police officer as he had a wanted level so went in the pay and spray. I waited next to and as soon as he left started chasing him again, killed him, took his personal car and threw it in the ocean. Hes blocked me from playing with him now :(

You are doing God's work. Can't wait for things to smooth out so I can roll around with my crew loving things up.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Stupid question time: My dad is coming over in a few hours because he is really stoked to try the game and has been texting me for weeks to tell me how much he is looking forward to running over pedestrians with a tractor :3:. Is the single-player still working fine? Are we going to get stuck downloading an undownloadable patch and not be able to play? This is for PS3, if that matters.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

Frankston posted:

What car is this?

It's the Phoenix, the only guaranteed Phoenix spawn I know of is the abandoned gas station next to Trevor's Meth lab right after the big shootout with the Aztecas. Other wise it seems to be a fairly rare spawn.

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Powershift posted:

They completely loving lied when they said people who pay real money for in game money won't have a leg up.

At long term it probably won't matter.

g-c
Dec 10, 2006

Say cheese
Can't wait for all the crybabies to go to sleep for the night so I can log in (via PS3) and play a little online B)

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Stupid question time: My dad is coming over in a few hours because he is really stoked to try the game and has been texting me for weeks to tell me how much he is looking forward to running over pedestrians with a tractor :3:. Is the single-player still working fine? Are we going to get stuck downloading an undownloadable patch and not be able to play? This is for PS3, if that matters.

SP is totally fine, except for some people experiencing issues with their SP file after trying to play online. To be safe, don't even try to access the online game.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
How do you get your full insurance car on online again? I cannot find it on the map. :saddowns:

Houdini
Sep 13, 2007


Official terrible game purchaser of the SomethingAwful forums.
I joined an online game, got killed instantly and ran/drove around an empty map for two hours trying to trigger something. Now I've found out there's a tutorial. :stare:

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

Robawesome posted:

SP is totally fine, except for some people experiencing issues with their SP file after trying to play online. To be safe, don't even try to access the online game.

Awesome, thanks so much. Now I just have to get through watching him crash into things for 4 hours.

Macrame_God
Sep 1, 2005

The stairs lead down in both directions.

Robawesome posted:

Sounds like you're a victim of the nice new bug introduced by the online update. Hope you had multiple saves!

Does this only happen when you try to go online?

ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008

Still can't get on... Any other Aussies with PS3 still having issues?

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Macrame_God posted:

Does this only happen when you try to go online?

That's hard to say but people only started experiencing it today so I would say it's safe to assume. Either missions are getting skipped or your save file will be corrupted altogether, though I suspect the latter is people quitting the game while it's saving.

miscellaneous14
Mar 27, 2010

neat

Macrame_God posted:

Does this only happen when you try to go online?

From what I've read, it can affect your save just by downloading the patch.

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay

Foehammer007 posted:

How do you get your full insurance car on online again? I cannot find it on the map. :saddowns:

You have to call the insurance company from the phone to have a new car spawn.

Odette
Mar 19, 2011

ExplodingSquid posted:

Still can't get on... Any other Aussies with PS3 still having issues?

NZ here. Still unable to create a lovely looking character. :v:

DickButt Shitlord
Oct 14, 2012

the truth posted:

I would like to congratulate the two people in the PS3 crew 1000-1009 who are somehow playing the game online.

How do I join the PS3 Crew? Do I need to sign up for rockstar social club?

PSN name Chodadog

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Odette posted:

NZ here. Still unable to create a lovely looking character. :v:

You haven't even been able to access the character creator? I thought everybody could at least do that before it fails to load


Choda Dog posted:

How do I join the PS3 Crew? Do I need to sign up for rockstar social club?

PSN name Chodadog

There's a thread in PGS

miscellaneous14 posted:

From what I've read, it can affect your save just by downloading the patch.

My PS3 hardlocked and wouldn't even turn off while downloading the patch. I had to pull the power cable.

\/\/\/ Yes \/\/\/

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
Are there more hairstyles available in-game? Because the hairstyles/colors in the creator are lame. Then again everything about the creator is lame :v:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bleusilences posted:

At long term it probably won't matter.

no, but right now it's annoying to be hunted by guys throwing more money in uzi ammo at you than you've seen personally so far.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, my PS3 hardlocked the first time I tried to get the patch (to the extent that I had to rip out the power cord to turn it off), then it worked fine on the second try. I can make characters and get as far as the intro race thing if I go into a Solo/Invite game, which makes me think my only problems are just the server exploding. Singleplayer seems okay.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
Me and my homie.

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Cat Machine
Jun 18, 2008

Cat Machine posted:

Hey, asked this earlier in the thread but kinda got buried under GTA Online misery - are there any prerequisites to unlock the mission 'Bury the Hatchet'? Last mission I beat was 'Surveying the Score' and since then Michael has been grayed out and I can't switch to him but Trevor and Franklin don't have any missions open to them. Pretty frustrating. I installed GTA Online before doing the previous mission if it makes any difference.
Done a bit of digging on this and it turns out the GTA Online patch will sometimes skip a storyline mission and mark it as complete if you haven't done it. The mission after the one I just completed ends with Michael being captured and unswitchable so that's why it was broken. Thankfully PS+ committed an autosave of mine from 4 days ago to remote storage and I'm using that. But still... 10 or so hours of progress down the chutes due to shoddy work on Rockstar's part. Not too pleased.

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