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Say Nothing posted:This was before Marvel started drawing every female over the age of 12 with porn star breasts. You accidentally posted a picture of Psylocke! Boy your face must be red right now!
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Jerusalem posted:You accidentally posted a picture of Psylocke! Boy your face must be red right now! Source: Every comic Psylocke appears in. 
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Oct 2, 2013 02:21
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Say Nothing posted:I tried finding a funny Psylocke panel in reply to this, but all I found was pages and pages of the same spine twisting 'boobs-butt' pose. Not anymore, I actually think Psylocke and Supergirl are great counterpoints on the current direction of Marvel and DC. Compare the various versions of Supergirl pre New 52 and the current costume. They went from something kinda skimpy to basically the same costume, only she doesn't even get a skirt. In Marvel Now Psylocke switched from an uncomfortable looking swimsuit, to a costume that looks vaguely like something an actual ninja would wear.
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Oct 2, 2013 02:36
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Psylocke also got rid of the boob socks, which is nice. I mean, ouch.
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Oct 2, 2013 02:40
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Say Nothing posted:I tried finding a funny Psylocke panel in reply to this, but all I found was pages and pages of the same spine twisting 'boobs-butt' pose. The singlet thong and chronic "boobs-butt pose" are why I hate this character. She has no purpose other than Chris Claremont spank material. At least she looks different now, but who knows how long it'll last?
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Oct 2, 2013 02:48
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ManiacClown posted:The singlet thong and chronic "boobs-butt pose" are why I hate this character. She has no purpose other than Chris Claremont spank material. At least she looks different now, but who knows how long it'll last? Sometimes I think I'm the only person who thought she was a more interesting and worth-reading character before all that nonsensical ninja-body-swap bullcrap.
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Oct 2, 2013 03:58
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Choco1980 posted:Sometimes I think I'm the only person who thought she was a more interesting and worth-reading character before all that nonsensical ninja-body-swap bullcrap. I've never read her before that. When was the change?
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Oct 2, 2013 06:05
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She was Captain Britain's sister and white before falling into a magic plot hole.
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SynthOrange posted:She was Captain Britain's sister and white before falling into a magic plot hole. Filled with yellow fever.
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Oct 2, 2013 06:22
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There may be no such thing as a funny Psylocke panel, but there are plenty of Molly Hayes. Avengers Academy #27. 
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Oct 2, 2013 08:24
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Choco1980 posted:Sometimes I think I'm the only person who thought she was a more interesting and worth-reading character before all that nonsensical ninja-body-swap bullcrap. You are not the only person who thinks this.
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Oct 2, 2013 09:09
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Say Nothing posted:There may be no such thing as a funny Psylocke panel How about this one?  X-men: To Serve and Protect #4 Kinda cheating really, since it's more of a Hercules panel.
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Oct 2, 2013 10:01
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Say Nothing posted:There may be no such thing as a funny Psylocke panel, but there are plenty of Molly Hayes. Is Molly Hayes super-punching The Red Skull?
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Oct 2, 2013 13:59
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SynthOrange posted:She was Captain Britain's sister and white before falling into a magic plot hole. It's funny, reading her bio on wikipedia is like tracing my personal history with reading X-men. I started paying attention to the book and reading it mostly regularly right about the time she moved from England to Westchester, when the Morlock Massacre started going down. I started getting lazy and getting most of my info for what was going down from the other kids on the playground around the time she was asian-ified and the team re-formed. By the time she got her full powers back, I was like "gently caress if I'm keeping track of this mess." and stepped away from Marvel altogether for some time. Thinking about it, Besty getting a case of The Vapors hardly is what turned her into sex object personified. She was just the more "Western" lacy sexy. Thinking back, it seems like they wrote a whole lot of excuses for her to get naked back in the day, whether it was "Roughhousing Storm crashes into bedroom where Psylocke is posing naked for Colossus' painting", or "Oh, her metal outfit has to be removed so she can swim across this raging river. Naked."
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Oct 2, 2013 14:42
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ManiacClown posted:I've never read her before that. When was the change? She was a sensitive empath who was struck suddenly by Chris Claremont's fetish ray.
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Wade Wilson posted:Is Molly Hayes super-punching The Red Skull? No, that's Mettle, one of the Avengers Academy kids. I can see why you would make that mistake, though.
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SynthOrange posted:She was Captain Britain's sister and white before falling into a magic plot hole. Well she still is Captain Britain's sister, that hasn't changed.
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Hakkesshu posted:No, that's Mettle, one of the Avengers Academy kids. I can see why you would make that mistake, though. A lot of people made that mistake when he was introduced. In fact, I sort of hoped that when he met Captain America for the first time, Steve would think that this was his old foe all 'roided out and he'd just start wailing on the kid. It would be hilarious.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:She was a sensitive empath who was struck suddenly by Chris Claremont's fetish ray.
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SynthOrange posted:She was Captain Britain's sister and white before falling into a magic plot hole. She actually was Captain Britain for a little while in the 1980s, but she had to step aside when she was blinded on a mission; she was subsequently fitted with artificial replacements on Mojoworld which functioned as video cameras which would broadcast the team's adventures directly onto Mojo's TV channels.
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Metal Loaf posted:She actually was Captain Britain for a little while in the 1980s, but she had to step aside when she was blinded on a mission; she was subsequently fitted with artificial replacements on Mojoworld which functioned as video cameras which would broadcast the team's adventures directly onto Mojo's TV channels. Mojo: The early pioneer of female POV porn. Surprisingly, it did not take off.
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The Question IRL posted:Mojo: The early pioneer of female POV porn. Actually, his programs were highly-rated on Mojoworld (or wherever he comes from). He was always depicted as a highly-successful TV producer.
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Oct 2, 2013 23:20
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Mojo's always been kind of a weird villain. He seems like he should have been created by Alan Davis as an Excalibur villain or as a member of the ClanDestine, but nope, he was Ann Nocenti's idea.
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Oct 2, 2013 23:24
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Mojo is great. I love when he appears in Exiles and he's all "Nah, there's just only one Mojoverse." I have a soft spot for him because I started reading comics when he was like the main villain (or when those comics made their way to Finland which was like ten years later). That was an weird era. Longshot. Spiral. X-Babies. 
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Oct 2, 2013 23:39
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I feel like in an age of reality TV, camera phones, and omnipresent surveilance, Mojo is due for a comeback, but I also feel like he'd be totally superfluous. "BWAHAHAHAHA! X-MEN! FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY, YOUR EVERY MOVE... WILL BE ON CAMERA! ...oh okay never mind you got this"
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Oct 3, 2013 00:09
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DarkCrawler posted:Mojo is great. I love when he appears in Exiles and he's all "Nah, there's just only one Mojoverse." And Doug Ramsey was totally in love with Psylocke, although that only got mentioned in like one issue. I felt kinda bad for poor Doug.
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prefect posted:And Doug Ramsey was totally in love with Psylocke, although that only got mentioned in like one issue. I felt kinda bad for poor Doug. Wasn't Doug the one with the lovely translator powers that wound up getting killed because his sucky powers had zero use in combat situations?
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Angry Walrus posted:Wasn't Doug the one with the lovely translator powers that wound up getting killed because his sucky powers had zero use in combat situations? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bpCmbJeFqw
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Angry Walrus posted:Wasn't Doug the one with the lovely translator powers that wound up getting killed because his sucky powers had zero use in combat situations? No, Doug was the one who was seconds away from an implied gangbang in the Hellfire Mansion when they went around to visit that one time, the one who got all the ladies all the time, and whose awesome and totally useful language powers literally saved the world at least once an issue. He may have ended up getting shot to death. Man, New Mutants was awesome, Doug Ramsey is the best and Professor Xavier is a Jerk.
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Did Doug ever use his powers to read body language and be a Cassandra Cain type martial artist, or was that just fanwank?
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WickedHate posted:Did Doug ever use his powers to read body language and be a Cassandra Cain type martial artist, or was that just fanwank? That was after he got brought back from the dead and it should be posted in the Badass panels thread.
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prefect posted:And Doug Ramsey was totally in love with Psylocke, although that only got mentioned in like one issue. I felt kinda bad for poor Doug. Have more Molly Hayes classic moments. Runaways v2 #12.  Runaways, don't know number. 
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The first image is kinda tough to read. I can make out the top dialogue box by squinting but the bottom one is impossible
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Oct 3, 2013 03:38
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198 mutants keep their powers and she has to be one of them
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DarkCrawler posted:Mojo is great. I love when he appears in Exiles and he's all "Nah, there's just only one Mojoverse." Someone post this please, I wouldn't even know where to begin looking and Mojo is the best.
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LordSaturn posted:Someone post this please, I wouldn't even know where to begin looking and Mojo is the best. 
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Oct 3, 2013 04:09
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redbackground posted:It's Exiles 18-19. Contribution; Golden age Superman, pulling random powers out of his rear end. Source unknown. 
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Say Nothing posted:One Mojoverse? Then who the hell is Madame Mondo? A lesser producer from the Mojoverse, one would assume. Same species, less executive power.
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Oct 3, 2013 04:55
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Just because Mojo is the top man, doesn't mean he's the only man. Look at Mojo II, for instance...
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Choco1980 posted:Just because Mojo is the top man, doesn't mean he's the only man. Look at Mojo II, for instance... Mojo II was a clone!
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