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Shine posted:I demand a post-workout hot dog made from shredded man meat (muscle not dick).  Are you juicing again?
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Shine posted:I demand a post-workout hot dog made from shredded man meat (muscle not dick). Hate to break it to you but... dicks are made of muscle 
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Crazyeyes posted:Hate to break it to you but... dicks are made of muscle Nope, myth. They're made of bone.
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Shine posted:I demand a post-workout hot dog made from shredded man meat (muscle not dick). I read this post and now I'm in cross fit. Thanks Shine!
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SoundMonkey posted:
If you can't beat 'em, eat' em.
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Another suggestion maybe someone can pass along, but how about Hot Dog flavoured water? hahaha it's pretty delicious on its own, but maybe we get get Frederick Durst involved to really play up the allusion to The Limp Biscuit.
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Ruddha posted:Nope, myth. They're made of bone. This man knows what's up. My bone.
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Ruddha posted:Another suggestion maybe someone can pass along, but how about Hot Dog flavoured water? hahaha it's pretty delicious on its own, but maybe we get get Frederick Durst involved to really play up the allusion to The Limp Biscuit. I actually tried some hotdog water when I was a kid. I can assure you of two things: 1) I am dumb as hell, and 2) It's disgusting. I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting to be honest.
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SoundMonkey posted:I actually tried some hotdog water when I was a kid. I can assure you of two things: 1) I am dumb as hell, and 2) It's disgusting. Two good things to know about it are that A) It's water and 2) it tastes like a hot dog
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Ruddha posted:Two good things to know about it are that A) It's water and 2) it tastes like a hot dog
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SoundMonkey posted:Someone's doing it. I resell basic hosting to small businesses and the likes, and am more than happy to donate a standard account if someone else is making the site and everything. Standard CentOS install with a few hundred mb of space, plenty of data transfer and cPanel to make it a bit easier for whoevers maintaining it. Been going for about 7 or 8 years with no major hitches.
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I think a website is a good idea and will definitely help his business in the long run. New restaurants come and go. This is especially true for a small, poor town like Reform, Alabama. Did you know that 30% of population is below the poverty line? People don't eat out too often in a town like this, if at all -- not unless it's really special. He needs to become more of a regional (within his state) destination. I doubt he'd ever get too big outside of his home county, but it's pretty slim pickins' within that county when it comes to food in first place, so I think there might be a market. Given the right publicity (i.e., e-marketing). It could boost the local economy. Rural hipsters come in to get the frog dog, they get the frog dog, and maybe buy some rusty antique Pepsi Cola sign from the antique store across the street for the inside of their barn or whatever.
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Some Other Guy posted:I think a website is a good idea and will definitely help his business in the long run. New restaurants come and go. This is especially true for a small, poor town like Reform, Alabama. Did you know that 30% of population is below the poverty line? People don't eat out too often in a town like this, if at all -- not unless it's really special. I think he (rightly) figures that highway traffic will be a large part of his business.
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Some Other Guy posted:I think a website is a good idea and will definitely help his business in the long run. New restaurants come and go. This is especially true for a small, poor town like Reform, Alabama. Did you know that 30% of population is below the poverty line? People don't eat out too often in a town like this, if at all -- not unless it's really special. He's charging sub-McDonald's priced food, poor people will eat there. How many "rural hipsters" do you really think there are in Pickens County and how many of those zero people do you think will read about it online rather than a friend of a friend? I'm not saying a website is a bad idea, I'm saying people are making it seem like a bigger deal than it is. I get the feeling a lot of you saying what Wayne "needs" to do to be successful have no idea what the rural South is like an even less of an idea what it takes to run a business here. What is the frame of reference we are using for Doobie's to be successful? As long as Wayne doesn't make any terrible financial decisions he is going to be fine because it sounds like he actually knows what he is doing (because he's already been doing it). e: phone postin' KicksYouInHalf fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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KicksYouInHalf posted:He's charging sub-McDonald's priced food, poor people will eat there. How many "rural hipsters" do you really think there are in Pickens County and how many of those zero people do you think will heat about it online rather than a friend of a friend?
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PiCo? E: Pickens County, nvm
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He's currently $102 shy of a cool $14,000 with 14 hours left to go. I have no idea why I am so invested in this but the tension is killing me.
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Some Other Guy posted:I think a website is a good idea and will definitely help his business in the long run. New restaurants come and go. This is especially true for a small, poor town like Reform, Alabama. Did you know that 30% of population is below the poverty line? So obviously the ideal way to reach out to them is through the internet which everyone has for free.
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Not everyone, but it got you to give him $100.
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Tossed in $25. I really hope he succeeds.
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Some Other Guy posted:Not everyone, but it got you to give him $100. Guess he should just buy ad space on Something Awful since it worked so well, huh?
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gently caress it, just donated £650. Told my family that we'll be eating top ramen for the next few months, but Doobie needs it more than we do. The man is a goddamn American hero.
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Some Other Guy posted:I think a website is a good idea and will definitely help his business in the long run. New restaurants come and go. This is especially true for a small, poor town like Reform, Alabama. Did you know that 30% of population is below the poverty line? People don't eat out too often in a town like this, if at all -- not unless it's really special. Why not just Facebook, Twitter and yelp, which are free and used a fair bit I hear.
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Baboon Nigga posted:gently caress it, just donated £650. Told my family that we'll be eating top ramen for the next few months, but Doobie needs it more than we do. The man is a goddamn American hero. TOP ramen? Are you goddamn made of money?
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EL BROMANCE posted:I resell basic hosting to small businesses and the likes, and am more than happy to donate a standard account if someone else is making the site and everything. Standard CentOS install with a few hundred mb of space, plenty of data transfer and cPanel to make it a bit easier for whoevers maintaining it. Been going for about 7 or 8 years with no major hitches.  A few hundred MB of shared hosting? What Wayne really needs to do is contact the nearest telco and have them run fiber directly to the hotdog stand. Then we can have a few SHSC regulars throw together a couple of servers made from consumer grade hardware (because server hardware is too noisy and power hungry) and then throw ESXi or Hyper-V on the whole shebang depending on how spergin you feel that day. Add in redundant failover, a Cisco 2950, and UPS so Wayne can spawn separate VMs for his website, profits database, recipe storage, payment processing (on a separate VLAN of course for PCI compliance), and e-mail server. This way when he expands his hotdog empire he can just spawn new VMs on actual server hardware and colocate them across the country but still maintain a link back to Doobie Dog HQ in Reform.I'm in for  E: Almost forgot the UniFi for public wifi. TX297 fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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I was finally able to donate some money. I wish it could have been more but things are tight these days. I've been following this from the beginning and just had to get in on it. I live in Alabama and can't wait to take a trip to Reform and get me a Frog Dog 
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TX297 posted:
...which would probably give him a better setup than the archives server. Someone's already worked out hosting, though. Since "nothing" is better than whatever hotdogprofits dude was going to do, "some goon-designed website" is probably better too. EDIT: There's a diesel generator for backup right? What's your environmental control plan for hot Alabama summers?
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Anything FYAD fakeposts about ends up actually happening. They're the goon whisperers.
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Wario In Real Life posted:goon whisperers I honestly can't think of a more horrible fate.
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Wario In Real Life posted:Anything FYAD fakeposts about ends up actually happening. They're the goon whisperers. At this rate Wayne's gonna spin off a franchise on Goon Island.
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SoundMonkey posted:...which would probably give him a better setup than the archives server. Diesel, are you insane? What Wayne needs is one of these bad boys:  Power generation AND hotdog steamer in one.
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TX297 posted:Diesel, are you insane? What Wayne needs is one of these bad boys: I don't know how they do it in the big city, but in Ree-form they don't take kindly to steaming hotdogs with giant tanks of molten salt.
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SoundMonkey posted:I don't know how they do it in the big city, but in Ree-form they don't take kindly to steaming hotdogs with giant tanks of molten salt. It's kinda like sous vide, but better. the people of Ree-form don't know what they're missing. E: On a serious note the MVC setup suggested is a little overkill. WordPress is all anyone really needs for content management and shared hosting or even WP.com with a domain addon would be sufficient. There are plenty of goons who can handle coding/modifying a template. TX297 fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Donated $11 because the non-even total annoyed me.  to go until $14,000
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rydiafan posted:Donated $11 because the non-even total annoyed me. Kicked it up to $14k.
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I do, because it's not my money. I do too. I gave $10 for the fun of it. I've spent $10 on worst then hot dogs from Alabama.
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TX297 posted:Diesel, are you insane? What Wayne needs is one of these bad boys: That looks like the Rapper's Graveyard.
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Jst0rm posted:I've spent $10 on worst then hot dogs from Alabama. Made some Budget Dogs™ last night to "celebrate" $14k, I didn't start with the intention of trying to create something less refined looking than Waynes' original photos, but they turned out looking pretty... sad. Tasted nice, though. 
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TX297 posted:
VLAN segregation alone is not sufficient for PCI DSS compliance, stop trying to sabotage Claude's business plan.
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