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We'd spend an hour deciding what to play and what the rules are. I want to play Horse and Piggies (Cubbies). Volleys and headers are free.
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Whoever lost had to stand in the goal facing away from everyone whilst everyone else had one chance to blast the ball at them as hard as possible.
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Intergortion posted:Whoever lost had to stand in the goal facing away from everyone whilst everyone else had one chance to blast the ball at them as hard as possible. Same, except they had to bend over so we could blast the ball at the rear end.
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We had something called jamaican rules, so when you hit him you take a couple steps forward and repeat. Could only get three shots assuming you hit the bloke every time.
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Oct 3, 2013 22:27
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Puseklepp posted:Same, except they had to bend over so we could blast the ball at the rear end. Yeah same. We called it Hot Arse or Arse Kick edit: and if you lost games back to back the arse-penalties got closer and closer
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atomic gog posted:Yeah same. We called it Hot Arse or Arse Kick Redass.
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We sometimes played so if the ball went on the pavement that was a throw-in. But if the ball bounced off the curb then that was ok. But this was only when we managed to get all the houses on the road playing a game, so like 10 lads all running around after the ball like a pack of dogs. Funny how the road seems to big and wide and then you visit your parents' house.... 
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Bum rapsTelekineticBear! posted:FA doubles were always a laugh "I'll be Liverpool!" Maybe we should start a thread for nostalgic child football games or something.
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Relevant classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Www7g4EkM
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Freestyle football owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEBO9DfBUbo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRosx6zouI4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1xdFZM6nq8
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There was a guy in Amsterdam who did this stuff on the street. Not sure if he's still there, not been in years. Anybody seen him? He was great. There's a bit about him in Brilliant Orange. Apparently he was signed by some club, but just couldn't function as part of a team, sadly.
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Mickolution posted:There was a guy in Amsterdam who did this stuff on the street. Not sure if he's still there, not been in years. Anybody seen him? He was still there about a year ago. He threw a hissy fit when someone tried to record him and he refused to continue his performance until the guy stopped recording, hah.
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Smarf posted:He was still there about a year ago. He threw a hissy fit when someone tried to record him and he refused to continue his performance until the guy stopped recording, hah. Yeah, I remember taking a photo of him and he stopped for a second. Mustn't like having his photo taken, fair enough. I'm going over there next month, hope he's still there.
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My favorite freestyling footballer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJquH7UXHw
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tbp posted:My favorite freestyling footballer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SJquH7UXHw nice to see neil shipperly is still in his prime.
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rear end cobra posted:You lose and get to sit behind the goal and see whoever hasn't lost all their points battle it out. A perfect time to invoke rule #10. Mmmm. That's missing the part where every player gets to kick the keeper in the rear end after they score 25 points.
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 Reading players turn team photo into tribute for Jem Karacan, who had his leg fed into a wood chipper by Leeds and is expected to be out for a year
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motherfuck are we back at this again? Anyway,  1909, First known photo of a football match between two clubs of the Faroe Islands. HB Tórshavn (white arms) won 3-1 over TB Tvøroyri. From Wikipedia. advanced statsman fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 4, 2013 |
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Wilshere taking football back to the 1930s
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Yohan Kebab posted:fixed ahahahaha 
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Someone help me out here. So he tweeted that picture as some kind of "hey look, even one of the greatest players of all time smoked!" justification, but then he goes on to say that he doesn't smoke..even though photographic evidence exists that he does? 
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A friend asked him to hold the cigarette and he needed both hands to txt so was holding the cigarette in his mouth until his friend returned. It's not even a 'real' cigarette it's an electronic one. He was txting the friend who asked him to hold it because it was then 3am and he had been waiting for him to return for five hours and was concerned about his safety. It's all a big misunderstanding really.
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Dunban posted:Someone help me out here. Jack Wilshere is proper loving thick
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It makes sense if you look at it like accusing a player of eating badly and then they tweeted "Usain bolt eats X y and z, but regardless Im eating healthy anyway so it doesn't matter" Still he was photographed anyway so
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A person who has smoked is not necessarily a person who smokes. Hth.
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Maybe he is being a gentleman and holding it for a young lady.
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Wilshere is an idiot, we all knew that.
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I wonder if there are any pics of Maradona doing coke for when the next Jack Wilshere oops picture comes out...
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I have smoked a cigarette on numerous occasions. I do not, however, 'smoke'.
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Paperhouse posted:I wonder if there are any pics of Maradona doing coke for when the next Jack Wilshere oops picture comes out...  Also... 
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Piers Morgan tweeted Wilshere this morning warning him he'll never be as good as Maradona unless he stops smoking. (he genuinely phrased it "final warning") The man's loving moron.
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Wilshere didn't inhale it.
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He's clearly just trying to pull the blonde. Fair play to the dad.
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Reminder that Chamakh got evicted from Arsenal because he smoked shisha.
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Ravel posted:Reminder that Chamakh got evicted from Arsenal because he smoked shisha. No he didn't. It was more to do with him being poo poo. And possibly that prostitution he may or may not have been involved with.
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sircozzie posted:Piers Morgan tweeted Wilshere this morning warning him he'll never be as good as Maradona unless he stops smoking. (he genuinely phrased it "final warning") I know we all hate Piers Morgan, but the guy was clearly joking. He linked two pictures of Maradona and Cruyff smoking.
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