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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I will never get over John Cusack as Richard Nixon. I guess Alan Rickman as Reagan was even worse though while James Marsden was a really good Kennedy.

They really should have cast Ron Livingston, now there's a dude who looks like Nixon.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

When I first saw Band of Brothers, I thought Livingston was playing a young Richard Nixon because I was stupid. I do remember thinking it wasn't a bad bit of casting until I realized he was playing Lewis Nixon.

Zellus
Apr 3, 2010

Incompetence surrounds me!
Posters for Sir Billi, a CGI animated film where Sean Connery voices an elderly skateboarding veterinarian.



edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Keep in mind that Sir Billi was Sean Connery's last acting role, and the only work he had done since The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
:negative:

gently caress.

The trailer is still worse though. Poor Sean Connery :(. And we all thought having the LXG as his last film was bad.

Beaten by seconds*

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Yikes. At least LXG is bad in a fun way.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


He's only doing it because its a Scottish animation company and he's trying to get them a higher profile. Probably the same reason Alan Cumming is in it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

muscles like this? posted:

He's only doing it because its a Scottish animation company and he's trying to get them a higher profile.

I feel as if this Scottish animation studio is going to see the opposite happen to it.

I still wish the original trailer was still online; after it was posted to the net several years ago, it seems that shortly afterwards, all copies of it were scrubbed entirely from existance. It might be out there, somewhere, but it seems like it'd be incredibly difficult to track down.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Next person to accuse someone of dickriding for not liking Mondo's ridiculous paint by number posters is banned.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Zellus posted:

Posters for Sir Billi, a CGI animated film where Sean Connery voices an elderly skateboarding veterinarian.



A movie so bad the Titanic rose just to be sunk again?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

effectual posted:

A movie so bad the Titanic rose just to be sunk again?

That looks like a U-Boat or a Dreadnought of some kind.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

I will never get over John Cusack as Richard Nixon. I guess Alan Rickman as Reagan was even worse though while James Marsden was a really good Kennedy.

At least Rickman kind of looks like Reagan in the movie. Cusak is just doing a really bad impression with a fake nose.

TheBigBudgetSequel fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Oct 5, 2013

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

At least Rickman kind of looks like Reagan in the movie. Cusak is just doing a really bad impression with a fake nose.

I was trying to figure out who was Nixon because Liev Schreiber looks more like Nixon than LBJ.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
The Aston Martin in the Billi poster is an amusing touch. Connery's only done this because he's a strong supporter of Scottish arts - even giving up his entire salary on Diamonds are Forever to help establish it. Wasn't there an unintentionally humorous behind the scenes video that got pulled out of shame?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Cacator posted:

This is the first time I've really noticed this, but Amy Adams looks A LOT like Kristen Wiig.

When Adams hosted SNL the opening monologue was a duet between her and Wiig.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Zellus posted:

Posters for Sir Billi, a CGI animated film where Sean Connery voices an elderly skateboarding veterinarian.





It's nice of Sir Sean to help out a struggling studio but Jesus Christ this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Ez posted:

It's nice of Sir Sean to help out a struggling studio but Jesus Christ this is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Oh is it really.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Forgall posted:

Oh is it really.



You fucker. I had completely forgotten about this filth!

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It's astounding that sub-Reboot level poo poo is being made in the year of our lord, 2013.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Vagabundo posted:

in the year of our lord, 2013.

I'm so glad this expression gained traction.

eminkey2003
Oct 11, 2009
Hey, it's that movie from 8 years ago!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Vagabundo posted:

It's astounding that sub-Reboot level poo poo is being made in the year of our lord, 2013.

Speaking of, Reboot is being remade.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

eminkey2003 posted:

Hey, it's that movie from 8 years ago!



Are you suggesting this poster has a resemblance to a poster from eight years ago?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

eminkey2003 posted:

Hey, it's that movie from 8 years ago!



"A cacophany of dicks."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2F0InfaKOE

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I'm so glad Adam Scott is finally getting higher profile work.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

penismightier posted:

I'm so glad this expression gained traction.

I prefer "in the year of Luigi".

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




I'm sorry is it just me or is this a really awkward photoshop? His head looks so big... And his jacket? Am I going crazy?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
The poster for The Counselor was released a few days back, and, well.



Yipes. I really hope I read the article wrong and this is a fan poster.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Low Desert Punk posted:

The poster for The Counselor was released a few days back, and, well.



Yipes. I really hope I read the article wrong and this is a fan poster.

Javier Bardem is Nicholas Cage.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Forgall posted:

Oh is it really.



It's impressive that they managed to create a poster which looks even worse than the actual film.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

CaptainHollywood posted:

Javier Bardem is Nicholas Cage.

Apparently he had his hair styled as a homage to producer Brian Glazer.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Low Desert Punk posted:

The poster for The Counselor was released a few days back, and, well.



Yipes. I really hope I read the article wrong and this is a fan poster.

The poster could be orange and teal floaty heads over a beach for all I care. It's an original screenplay by Cormac McCarthy. Scott must be trying to atone for giving Damon Lindelof work.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Calico Heart posted:

I'm sorry is it just me or is this a really awkward photoshop? His head looks so big... And his jacket? Am I going crazy?

You are going crazy, its a fine poster.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I dunno, Bale's head does look a bit too big in that poster.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I think it's the unexpected paunch that's within the jacket that's throwing you off.

CaptainHollywood posted:

Javier Bardem is Nicholas Cage.

I didn't bother to read the cast list and genuinely thought that was Cage.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Mr. Squishy posted:

I didn't bother to read the cast list and genuinely thought that was Cage.

Same. So for approximately 5 seconds I was excited to see that movie.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Ez posted:

Same. So for approximately 5 seconds I was excited to see that movie.
Well it was written by one of the greatest living American writers so there's that

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Grand Theft Auto Loading Screen Characters: The Movie.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

Well it was written by one of the greatest living American writers so there's that

I'm going to see it for that but in fairness the trailer is all over the loving place and still manages to not look compelling at all.

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



CaptainHollywood posted:

Javier Bardem is Nicholas Cage.
Cameron Diaz is doing her best 'Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' impression

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