Timbers Jim posted:

pissy smelliott posted:

Hmm I don't see any Arsenal players in wacky outfits or with their thumbs up. 2/10

Timbers Jim posted:

I've got some stuff with Diaby and Arsharvin standing around being boring if that floats your boat

Timbers Jim posted:

Timbers Jim posted:

Ninpo posted:

Gareth Bale supplementing his income at the Spurs ticket office while he recovers from not training all summer:



Real talk, seriously, do Spurs have a cloning programme...?

Timbers Jim posted:

vyelkin posted:

Hey guys, I remember that a long time ago there was a really cute video posted of a super young (like 2 years old) Bayern fan naming the team's players. I was looking for that and couldn't find it, and was wondering if anyone has the link. Thanks.

Dunban posted:

belgend posted:

Crosspost from the Belge foot thread: Anderlecht manager offered the Belgian press some cake and champagne the day before their match against Kortrijk, hoping really bad they wouldn't lose after losing to Olympiacos, Club and Benfica. They lost 0-1

euroboy posted:

I love a good air kick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmy-grHyIG8

Kurtofan posted:

Those pretzels look delicious.

belgend posted:

How not to do a pitch invasion:

3peat posted:

Looks like they're making him thirsty.

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Oh you're thirsty of wacky Bayern mans and their WAGs?
Enjoy.

vaginal culture posted:

Phwoar those beautiful aryan women.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

Joe Cole did it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxXx6QmP1s

The Guardian posted:

Each to their own, you might think. René Meulensteen, formerly of Manchester United, has a pretty good reputation throughout the game. He is being tipped to replace Martin Jol if there is a change of manager at Fulham and his absence from Old Trafford has been identified as one of the factors to explain United's erratic start under David Moyes.

Yet Per Nielsen was the captain at Brondby when Meulensteen was manager and tells the story in his autobiography about how the Dutchman used to jump out in front of his players and shout "boo!" to prepare them for the noise of the crowd. Meulensteen changed walls from yellow (Brondby's colours) to green "to give the team hope" and there is another passage that conjures up some delightful memories of Gareth Cheeseman's self-motivational speech, into the bathroom mirror of his Travel Inn, before the Microsell '95 conference.

Meulensteen, according to Nielsen, prepared for a European tie against Frankfurt by standing in front of a whiteboard and asking his players to decide which animal they wanted to be. Nielsen went first, mostly to break the awkward silence, and asked to be a snake. Meulensteen did not like snakes. "Snakes are slow animals, we cannot have snakes in our defence, the Germans will outrun us." So Nielsen suggested a tiger. "That's perfect! Tigers are brave, fast and strong. That is exactly what we need from a captain." By the time he was finished, Meulsensteen had a crocodile, a fox, an elephant, a giraffe and pretty much half of Noah's Ark. "We are smart, fast and clever animals, we cannot lose." Nielsen remembers looking at the board and thinking: "We are sending an entire zoo on the field."

tetsman posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24423342

tetsman posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24423342

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

Who won the game?