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uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Ulvirich posted:

I'll see your Portugal island-city, and raise you a Hiawatthefuck polar island-hut.



Also from the beta patch.

He's just taking Nimoy's intro to heart and he's building a civilization that will stand the test of time. Unfortunately he didn't get the memo that he should go to Alpha Centauri and not bottle up in a frozen hellhole.

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

RagnarokAngel posted:

I guess his logic was "This spot is perfect absolutely no one would want to take it from me"

His logic was 'I am Hiawatha, massive shitbird, and my massive shitbirdiness must be spread as far cross the globe as absolutely possible'.

wshngmchn
Jul 14, 2013

wrath pride ignorance
Gold is $13 on Steam for the next 12 hours. Thank gently caress I talked myself out of spending $50 on it the other day. Jesus Christ.

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004

Don't ever pay full price for an older game from 2K Games under any circumstance. Because they discount them aggressively and often.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Ulvirich posted:

I'll see your Portugal island-city, and raise you a Hiawatthefuck polar island-hut.



Also from the beta patch.

I just noticed in this that besides this tiny backwater, he has an entire decent sized continent to himself with 3 extra cities, plus the main continent he seems to be on.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Stallion Cabana posted:

I just noticed in this that besides this tiny backwater, he has an entire decent sized continent to himself with 3 extra cities, plus the main continent he seems to be on.

Also the 2 large islands to his west, Hiawatha is such an rear end in a top hat.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

He has at least fourteen cities on the visible map.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Hiawatha is one of the most loyal civs in the game, though. He's a great ally to have on another continent, so long as his shitbirdery keeps him occupied on the other side of the ocean from your borders.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
The better question is why haven't you murdered the Iroquois already with both your brokenly powerful units?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

Hiawatha is one of the most loyal civs in the game, though. He's a great ally to have on another continent, so long as his shitbirdery keeps him occupied on the other side of the ocean from your borders.

This makes it worse in some ways, though. When he starts pulling ahead (and he will), there's no way to stop him without bringing down most of the game's forces onto you.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Cleretic posted:

This makes it worse in some ways, though. When he starts pulling ahead (and he will), there's no way to stop him without bringing down most of the game's forces onto you.

Look at it as an opportunity to take land on his continent toward the ultimate goal of erasing him, through conquest of his enemies. If you've been bros for 1000 years and you want to war with him against his enemies, his loyalty makes him much more likely to give you a pass on being his new nextdoor neighbor with an army 2 tiles from the border, for a while, even if you're squatting in the land he coveted 1000 years ago that started the whole mess. Then he'll start asking you to go to war against new civs he hasn't hosed with yet, which sets the stage for you to backstab him with your new friends while he's entangled.

This is in contast to a disloyal shitbird like Oda, who would have just backstabbed you the turn after the first war ended when he realized you were neighbors.

Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010

"COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.

:awesomelon:
Slippery Tilde
I've got this and its two xpacs, any of the small side DLC worth it?

Yes im a fuckup who didn't buy the upgrade when he saw the first xpac cheap. :smithicide: The OP gives a good feel but i figured i'd ask.

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Shadowmorn posted:

I've got this and its two xpacs, any of the small side DLC worth it?

Yes im a fuckup who didn't buy the upgrade when he saw the first xpac cheap. :smithicide: The OP gives a good feel but i figured i'd ask.

Basically any of the civilizations not included with the retails and possibly the explorer's pack. The Cradle of Civilization maps are ok, but you can find user-made versions that are much better for free.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
All the faction DLC is worth it. Babylon and Korea are really solid, and while Denmark is kind of underpowered, Harald Bluetooth is the only AI character I actually like working with.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I find myself always playing on Continents maps. I want a map that has enough water to not screw over sea-based civs but enough land to not make land units pointless.

Earth maps seem kind of unbalanced - like it doesn't generate you a guaranteed decent capital site. I don't want to go all the way to the opposite extreme and play tournament style maps, though.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
I like Fractal the best. I irrationally prefer coastal cities, and fractal tends to divide most of the map into discrete chunks with land-bridges, just easier to work with. I like Earth maps, but the RNG puts me in Africa in about 2/3 of cases, and the American Midwest the rest of the time.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Guys, the whole reason the Really Advanced Setup mod exists is so you never have to put up with Hiawatha's bullshit ever again.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Must say, I'm far less of a fan of seaside cities than I used to be. With sea tiles maxing out at 2 food, I'll only do it for resources. I wish you could build lighthouses and seaports in non-coastal cities.

Fledgling Gulps
Jul 4, 2007

I'll meet you in Meereen,
we'll grub out.
I think navies and sea trade routes are worth it, generally.

The Unlife Aquatic
Jun 17, 2009

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
Yeah, Iron Curtain powered sea internal trade routes are amazing.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

Krazyface posted:

I like Fractal the best. I irrationally prefer coastal cities, and fractal tends to divide most of the map into discrete chunks with land-bridges, just easier to work with. I like Earth maps, but the RNG puts me in Africa in about 2/3 of cases, and the American Midwest the rest of the time.

Then enable TSL in its map settings and choose a civ based on their RL world location?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Krazyface posted:

I like Fractal the best. I irrationally prefer coastal cities, and fractal tends to divide most of the map into discrete chunks with land-bridges, just easier to work with. I like Earth maps, but the RNG puts me in Africa in about 2/3 of cases, and the American Midwest the rest of the time.

What's irrational about preferring cities with +3 hammers from Exploration, maintenance free internal connections and access to double yield trade routes?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
I gotta ask, what is Hiawatha's shitbirdery? I've rarely had him in my games for some strange reason, but he's always been pretty inoffensive.


Sweden and America are always the biggest dickheads in any game I play. Sweden is always :downs: and America is always :argh: but both of them do the same "I WILL EXPAND RIGHT IN YOUR FACE BUT MAY GOD HELP YOU IF YOU BUILD A SINGLE SETTLER" bullshit. They never actually attack you, they just extort the city states you're protecting, try to get embargoes placed on you and set up a huge line of troops on your border so you have to waste time and resources protecting yourself.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Basically Hiawatha just loves to put cities everywhere he possibly can, even if it makes no sense. If there's an unfilled spot on the map he'll take it. Of course, this means he'll eventually run into horrible happiness problems, but that doesn't stop him from trying! It gets really annoying when he starts doing stuff like putting cities between your cities on your continent.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Jedit posted:

What's irrational about preferring cities with +3 hammers from Exploration, maintenance free internal connections and access to double yield trade routes?

The weaknesses of coastal cities is that they have a bunch of ocean tiles that are arguably worse than tundra and are vulnerable to naval attacks that can be absolutely brutal. I like the tradeoffs between coastal and landlocked cities, there's a lot of situational benefits at play and there's no clear cut advantage to one or the other.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

I gotta ask, what is Hiawatha's shitbirdery? I've rarely had him in my games for some strange reason, but he's always been pretty inoffensive.

He's got this supernatural ability to become a huge force in every game, no matter what. A big part of that is his AI's penchant for expansion; in any given game he'll just be throwing down cities left and right, wherever he can fit them, in probably the closest the game's AI gets to Infinite City Sprawl. This leads to him out-producing and out-teching almost every civ in the game. He's helped along by his UA that makes it actually pretty easy for him to do so, and his UU means he can withstand the growing pains of maintaining an army in the Swordsman->Musketman era, so there aren't really weak eras in his game.

The worst part, though, is that he will do this literally no matter what. If the game pins him in such a way that he can't poo poo out a dozen cities, he'll somehow keep pace anyway. I don't even know how he does it, it's insane.

The cherry on top for me is that he's just too loving nice to do anything about it anyway. His tendency to be everyone's BFF, and the resources he has to throw at city-states, means that any uprisings against him are rare and brief.

Cleretic fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Oct 7, 2013

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!

Cleretic posted:

He's got this supernatural ability to become a huge force in every game, no matter what. A big part of that is his AI's penchant for expansion; in any given game he'll just be throwing down cities left and right, wherever he can fit them, in probably the closest the game's AI gets to Infinite City Sprawl. This leads to him out-producing and out-teching almost every civ in the game.

I've always had more problems with Alexander the Great. He'll do the same thing, making GBS threads out cities everywhere he can find a resource, but he's not afraid to gently caress anyone up with the million Hoplites it lets him make. He also ends up with about 150 influence with every city-state around him so he'll be rolling in happiness, culture, and faith and if he decides you need to die then you have the wrath of about a dozen city states pillaging your trade routes to deal with. If he had UUs that were worth a drat I'd probably just quit any time I saw him.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
In my experience Alexander usually gets killed around the midgame because he gets the entire world pissed off at him.

Hiawatha, on the other hand, is *always* the runaway if he's in the game. It's really loving annoying and honestly an AI balance problem that should have received more attention. I simply refuse to allow him into the game anymore.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I had (it's not done yet) probably the most frustrating game I've ever had, last night. I was playing Germany so I was using the new 'city state trade routes' thing. I was doing most of them by sea. I only had 3 cities because I didn't settle aggressively at the start, but berlin is currently at 36, thanks to dr. video games' growth strategy he posted earlier.

My problem: that indonesian fuckhead is set up on the ocean between me and all city states. He also is allied with all city states. As soon as I get to full trade routes, he declares war and pillages all of them. This has set me back to the production stone age so many times, and made me unable to buy out the city states. he also has 180+ influence with all of them, AND wants to kill me. Thankfully, the moroccan guy was in between me and indonesia, and I have a defensive pact with morocco.

I went to bed and I was so pissed off that I got back up, played the 20 more turns it took to make nukes, and nuked jakarta twice in one turn, putting it down to 7 population. I hope he enjoyed getting what he deserves.

Also, nobody wanted to embargo him and I never have any gold due to the city states all declaring war on me so I couldn't diplo-bribe people or city states to get more influence than him.

It's a tight race and everyone's around 1000 , I'm at 1500 or so and I think I may need to win this on a science victory. I have never felt so frustrated at a game before. Also, I only noticed at the end that you can build trade stations on jungle without killing the jungle. This will make me a better civ v player :)

Also, got my first win on king this weekend: rome cultural victory!

edit: hiawatha is in this game and he's not doing very well, at all. I think he has around 600 ... strength? on the diplomacy menu.

redreader fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 7, 2013

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!
Was the ring world game I just played glitched or is it supposed to be the worst loving thing ever. I don't have any screenshots but every single hex was jungle unless it had like horses on it or something.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I had a quick browse of the workshop and noticed some mods that might be of interest to the thread:


Diplomacy Values: shows the number of jerkpoints for each modifier http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=169448644

[GK+BNW+Van] Never Become a Warmongerer: disables the warmonger diplohit for all players http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=109376170

Civ IV Diplomatic Features: This has been posted before, but it seems the creator has followed through on his ambitious promises and it contains a lot more stuff. Notably vassalage. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=141452526

CommonSensei
Apr 3, 2011

KKKlean Energy posted:

Civ IV Diplomatic Features: This has been posted before, but it seems the creator has followed through on his ambitious promises and it contains a lot more stuff. Notably vassalage. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=141452526

I really want to use this mod, but something about it invariably crashes late in the game for me when I have it active.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Comments section says that it's flat out not working at the moment so maybe a patch broke it. It's a shame too because I'm drooling over some of that.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum
I installed the info<whatever it's called> plugin for BNW that people in this thread recommended. I can't tell if it's working, though. Where do I see this extra information? do I have to specifically turn it on somehow?

CommonSensei
Apr 3, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

Comments section says that it's flat out not working at the moment so maybe a patch broke it. It's a shame too because I'm drooling over some of that.

It has to keep pace with official patches because it uses a custom DLL.

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004

redreader posted:

I installed the info<whatever it's called> plugin for BNW that people in this thread recommended. I can't tell if it's working, though. Where do I see this extra information? do I have to specifically turn it on somehow?

You have to go into the mod menu, enable it, then start the game from there, not the main menu.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Curiosity: I very rarely have problems during play, but for me the game invariably--100% of the time--crashes upon trying to quit the game, whether to desktop or just to the main menu. Has anyone else seen this?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Eric the Mauve posted:

Curiosity: I very rarely have problems during play, but for me the game invariably--100% of the time--crashes upon trying to quit the game, whether to desktop or just to the main menu. Has anyone else seen this?

My machine hangs up when exiting many times as well. Plays fine though.

Jolan
Feb 5, 2007
Is it me, or are Great Engineers bugged now? I used one earlier that shaved the whole 2 turns off of a wonder, and the one I got from the tier 3 Order tenet (the revamped spaceship part thingy) would've added a whole 61 hammers.

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Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004

I used one yesterday and he built Petra in a single turn, so that worked.

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