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Orbi posted:it's me i'm the mexican hair dresser with dd breasts and a normal libido whose only other passion is "working out" at the "gym" same
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son this converted storage shed on a gravel road in a trailer park is my gift to you
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it's gonna look fabulous with  on it, totally worth the money
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get grover to re/innnovate
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also OOBIE OG HOUS
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his customers are gonna want a whole lot of hot dogs after being lost in the woods for a couple weeks
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Goons really make some bad decisions don't they?
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KillHour posted:Threw
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at the guy. We need more people with good sense starting their own businesses.
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Wikipedia posted:Reform is a city in Pickens County, Alabama, United States. At the 2000 census the population was 1,978. so to sell 30 hotdogs a day, every single man, woman, and child in Reform will need to patronize doobie's shop at least once a month limited-service restaurant margins on tickets under $15 average 6% according to the national blah blah blah association, which means that doobie can hope to earn about $3,285 a year in gross profit, assuming he sells each dog for $5 if you include doobie's own labor contributions, if he has zero employees and works the stand 100% of the time himself, 365 days a year, he could earn as much as $18,615 a year Notorious b.s.d. fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Oct 7, 2013 |
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tl;dr if every man, woman, and child in town spends 0.5% of their annual income on Doobie AND he takes zero days sick AND he employs 0 people he COULD conceivably earn as much as a wal-mart greeter or gas station attendant sounds like a dynamite business edit: oh, and he can't afford to mail any hotdogs to backers. that would put him in the red for decades because postage is probably way, way, way more than his 34% gross margin, not even accounting for the part where all the backer money is gonna get used for loving capital investments and poo poo
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that's not fair a tourist could get lost looking for a gas station or escape a hillbilly cannibal's basement
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Al! posted:that's not fair a tourist could get lost looking for a gas station or escape a hillbilly cannibal's basement that's true. reform, AL is just twenty four miles from the nearest interstate. if you stumbled off the interstate, accidentally drove through the entirety of metro tuscaloosa, then wandered down a backwoods highway for twenty miles, you might just develop the bottomless hunger for a gourmet ketchup doobie dawg but they would be closed, because doobie operates the stand alone and has to shut up shop when his 'beetus acts up
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gbs contributed to a hotdog stand meth lab drug front which tbh is fairly successful compared to most things gbs does
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:that's true. reform, AL is just twenty four miles from the nearest interstate. lolllll
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to be honest i would not be making fun of this if he built the stand in tuscaloosa. i'm sure there are people in alabama who would buy and appreciate these hotdogs tailored to whatever the local preferences are but it's insane to try and build a fast food joint in the outskirts of a depressed one-horse town twenty miles away from the nearest commercial strip, especially when there are already several national franchises in town (wikipedia says Jacks and Subway at least)
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should have kickstarted the hawaiian deathtrap
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it's not opening on a dirt road, it's a pretty big highway with lots of traffic I'm not saying it's the most rock solid of business ventures, but selling fatty food in rural alabama seems like a decent bet and ol wayne has a better business plan than 99% of kickstarter morons
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theflyingexecutive posted:it's not opening on a dirt road, it's a pretty big highway with lots of traffic no its a town of under 2000 people, its a terrible idea no matter what
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theflyingexecutive posted:it's not opening on a dirt road, it's a pretty big highway with lots of traffic yes, it's paved, but it's a 2-lane road to nowhere. it goes FROM tuscaloosa TO nowheresville. and he's gonna open his stand in the nowheresville outskirts. and, as mentioned, reform AL just doesn't have any people in it. i really doubt they are underserved by not one but two fast food joints in a town of 2000 people
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countdown until cory & trevor buy the place to sell pirated vhs tapes and cat food
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Cocoa Crispies posted:countdown until cory & trevor buy the place to sell pirated vhs tapes and cat food and individual cigarettes
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:yes, it's paved, but it's a 2-lane road to nowhere. it goes FROM tuscaloosa TO nowheresville. and he's gonna open his stand in the nowheresville outskirts. they have more because they service the traffic on 82, also it's the main road between ms state and ua, plenty of people going to games in either direction
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a traffic analysis would be a pretty easy way to determine if that was a worthwhile location for a small fast food location but lol there's no way they did that
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:yes, it's paved, but it's a 2-lane road to nowhere. it goes FROM tuscaloosa TO nowheresville. and he's gonna open his stand in the nowheresville outskirts. how many people in the surroundings? my father-in-law ran a successful arcade in a town of 500 because of the 10k+ who lived outside city limits and used the arcade as a babysitter for teenagers not saying doobie's blunt shack will be a roaring success but the customer base may be larger than you think. ofc the nearest town in the arcade situation was springfield, MO 50 miles away
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i'm going to be a kickstarter consultant. i will help you reach your funding goals for only a small percentage of future profits... shall we say, 35%?
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Rude. posted:i'm going to be a kickstarter consultant. i will help you reach your funding goals for only a small percentage of future profits... shall we say, 35%? they already exist, but it's part of the  social media industry
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I was at a party and easily half of the 20 somethings were "social media marketers", I hung out with the hippies and the clichéd wall street dbags because they were far more interesting
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Cocoa Crispies posted:they already exist, but it's part of the the buzzfeed businessman .__.
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Rude. posted:the buzzfeed businessman .__. the gawker hawker
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the jezebel journalist
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theflyingexecutive posted:I was at a party and easily half of the 20 somethings were "social media marketers", I hung out with the hippies and the clichéd wall street dbags because they were far more interesting i accidentally went to a happy hour intended for UX/design people once
so i guess if you're a super nerd there's your dating pool, served on a plate. pretend to care about "flat design" for an hour, meet a ton of employed under-30 women
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i accidentally went to a happy hour intended for UX/design people once You would betray your nerd roots by daring to interact with a female with fake nerd cred? Really?
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:the huffington harlot mods pls
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i accidentally went to a happy hour intended for UX/design people once "employed"
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