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theflyingexecutive posted:"employed" for the next 10 minutes sure
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i say big words to rich white men for mucho dollars. questions?
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Oct 7, 2013 18:37
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those people usu make <30 a year and work 12 hour shifts until their skeleton forcibly leaves their body for better opportunities
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Oct 7, 2013 18:38
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Oct 7, 2013 18:38
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"I work in social media marketing because the only skill I picked up in 4 years and 80k in loans of my ba is being on facebook and twitter all day"
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Oct 7, 2013 18:39
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theflyingexecutive posted:those people usu make <30 a year and work 12 hour shifts until their skeleton forcibly leaves their body for better opportunities really? i find that hard to believe salesy types always seem to be ballin.. is it just fake image?
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Oct 7, 2013 18:40
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they're not in sales, they babysit some company's online presence making sure all the (r)s and TMs are in place
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Oct 7, 2013 18:41
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the only good career is Programmer
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Oct 7, 2013 18:43
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Rude. posted:
ughhhh
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Oct 7, 2013 18:43
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or maybe you're thinking of real marketing types who do make good money, that party was my friend's going away because he took a post in abu dhabi for three years
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Oct 7, 2013 18:43
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Sniep posted:really? updating twitter and a facebook page isnt sales its barely marketing
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Oct 7, 2013 18:44
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Sniep posted:really? if a sales guy lives like he makes 500k, he probably makes 250 and has a mountain of debt. if a sales guy lives like he makes 200k, he probably makes 100 and has a mountain of debt. if a sales guy lives like he makes 100k, he probably makes 50 and has a mountain of debt. so yes it's fake image and yes they also make a lot more money than their tech counterparts
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Oct 7, 2013 18:44
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also, if a sales guy tells you he makes 200k, it means he made 151k, one year, and rounds up to the nearest hundred. this year he probably made 85.
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Oct 7, 2013 18:45
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theflyingexecutive posted:they're not in sales, they babysit some company's online presence making sure all the (r)s and TMs are in place speaking of which wtf happened to burlcoatfact twitter 
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Oct 7, 2013 18:48
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Rude. posted:
definitely worth 10K goon dollars i mean i guess it's better in doobie's hands because if not goons would go spend it on something like doobie's dog house
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Oct 7, 2013 18:52
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w/e for goons putting a twenty in, ive spent more on worse, but father christmas will never fail to make me laugh
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Oct 7, 2013 19:04
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social media marketing is a fantastic job to have currently because the pay is good and the job is entirely based on companies thinking they need a social media presence because other companies do it's like dot com boom web development
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Oct 7, 2013 21:42
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I've never been so glad to be alive in a time when I can ask a lady "so when's the first time you got goatse'd" and be met with "first. goddamn. day"
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Oct 7, 2013 21:45
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:to be honest i would not be making fun of this if he built the stand in tuscaloosa. i'm sure there are people in alabama who would buy and appreciate these hotdogs tailored to whatever the local preferences are sounds like we have the makings of a good underdog movie! but seriously guys i don't think hot dogs are the whole plan here, and i think he's going to be rich as gently caress. doobie's dog house...DOOBIE'S dog house
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Oct 7, 2013 22:06
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ahmeni posted:I've never been so glad to be alive in a time when I can ask a lady "so when's the first time you got goatse'd" and be met with "first. goddamn. day" i showed a french canadian his first goatse over brunch the other day
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Oct 7, 2013 22:06
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Trig Discipline posted:i showed a french canadian his first goatse over brunch the other day monsieur l'chevre!
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Oct 7, 2013 22:15
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ahmeni posted:monsieur l'chevre! ce n'est que l'homme fait à son anus?
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Oct 7, 2013 22:23
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yes i google translated it shut up
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Oct 7, 2013 22:23
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ahmeni posted:I've never been so glad to be alive in a time when I can ask a lady "so when's the first time you got goatse'd" and be met with "first. goddamn. day" my company got taken over by a much bigger non-technical company years ago and we hit that place like smallpox hitting the new world. so many receptive new hosts...
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Oct 7, 2013 22:36
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Why not just doobies doobies, he'd make bank on dank
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Oct 8, 2013 02:58
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TOOT BOOT posted:Why not just doobies doobies, he'd make bank on dank
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Oct 8, 2013 03:06
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ahmeni posted:social media marketing is a fantastic job to have currently because the pay is good and the job is entirely based on companies thinking they need a social media presence because other companies do there are a couple important differences in 1999 if you were over 20 and knew how to spell "internet" you could easily find a high salary position at a startup that didn't know it was doomed yet now if you're coming out of college you can easily find a job in social media management but either you're an unpaid intern or the twitter thing is secondary to your mop duties
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Oct 8, 2013 03:28
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TOOT BOOT posted:Why not just doobies doobies, he'd make bank on dank
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Oct 8, 2013 03:50
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TOOT BOOT posted:Why not just doobies boobies, he'd make bank on skanks
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Oct 8, 2013 04:14
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ahmeni posted:social media marketing is a fantastic job to have currently because the pay is good and the job is entirely based on companies thinking they need a social media presence because other companies do except we're not in a boom now and all the unemployed kids have degrees and are willing to work for slave wages
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Oct 8, 2013 06:21
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theflyingexecutive posted:except we're not in a boom now and all the unemployed kids have degrees and are willing to work for slave wages serves you right for going to school for a dumb thing shoulda done a trade, son
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Oct 8, 2013 06:57
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i accidentally went to a happy hour intended for UX/design people once i wouldn't mind going to that just for the subject matter :/
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Oct 8, 2013 10:19
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id rather hear someone talk about flat design for an hour than talk about current movies tv shows or video games ever
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Oct 8, 2013 14:12
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oh you're the one that likes breaking bad?
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Oct 8, 2013 14:12
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i accidentally went to a happy hour intended for UX/design people once "freelancer"
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Oct 8, 2013 15:21
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:no its a town of under 2000 people, its a terrible idea no matter what not true you just have to know the area, although hot dogs probably won't work ~my partner's~ family owns a furniture store in super duper rural area, population of just over 2500 and they're millionaires because of it
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Oct 8, 2013 15:32
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Al! posted:id rather hear someone talk about flat design for an hour than talk about current movies tv shows or video games ever
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Oct 8, 2013 17:32
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flyboi posted:not true you just have to know the area, although hot dogs probably won't work i would think that furniture would work much better. the profit margin is higher, its hard for competition to spring up, and its the kind of product that has a high dollar value so if someone only comes in every 2-3 years, theyre still dropping a lot of money each time
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Oct 8, 2013 17:37
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furniture stores can also give people poo poo they can't afford on easy credit terms then break their knees when they can't make the payments not sure anyone's going to take out financing on a hot dog
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i'll pay you friday for a hotdog today
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