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Bonzo posted:Lisa G sold 1 book last month. Goddamn, that is bad. Even self-published lunatic fringe race war novels get more sales.
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Bonzo posted:Lisa G sold 1 book last month. I'd like to think this number would be exactly the same if the book was released at the height of Stern's career on terrestrial. I know you guys like to talk about how anemic the show is but I really enjoyed this week. Arquette's laugh always gets me and I actually like Mark the Bagger v  v
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musclecoder posted:Taken from /r/howardstern: What IS it about these Chex? I mean, there's RICE chex, there's CORN chex... why no BARLEY chex? what's the deal? And for the record, Seinfeld has the absolute highest and best house in all of Los Angeles, a 360 degree view over Sunset Plaza
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Ether Frenzy posted:What IS it about these Chex? I mean, there's RICE chex, there's CORN chex... why no BARLEY chex? what's the deal? Will Howard now spend a half-hour going on and on about how amazing grocery stores are, and they have whole aisles of different types of cereal?
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Howard should have just hung out with Gilbert as Jerry Jr. for an hour instead of actually doing the show. Hell, do both.
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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:Howard should have just hung out with Gilbert as Jerry Jr. for an hour instead of actually doing the show. Hell, do both. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXa-f7uI8BE
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musclecoder posted:Taken from /r/howardstern: He's just looking for the Howard-O's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kRDHp3tdc
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prefect posted:Will Howard now spend a half-hour going on and on about how amazing grocery stores are, and they have whole aisles of different types of cereal? Oh god, remember when Howard went to a CVS and was blown away that they carry a wide variety of items? He tried to connect, but man did he come off bad during that exchange.
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-Atom- posted:Oh god, remember when Howard went to a CVS and was blown away that they carry a wide variety of items? He tried to connect, but man did he come off bad during that exchange. Imagine if Howard ever stepped in a Wal-Mart. The shock might kill him.
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haljordan posted:Goddamn, that is bad. Even self-published lunatic fringe race war novels get more sales. To be fair, self-published lunatic fringe race war novels have a built-in audience. Tim Selaty Jr fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Oct 5, 2013 |
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Oct 5, 2013 06:00
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Plenty of spinster cat ladies in the world, my friend.
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Howard looks like Tim Burton.
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As much as I hate Lisa G, someone on another board pointed out that that NovelRank site is off about a whole bunch of books. Like the NYT #1 best seller also shows as having sold a really low amount of books.
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prefect posted:Will Howard now spend a half-hour going on and on about how amazing grocery stores are, and they have whole aisles of different types of cereal? No no no, it will be "here's why Americans are so fat there's 80 different kinds of boxed sugared cardboard" like he's the loving Christopher Columbus of nutrition stumbling onto an idea no one has thought of before.
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Without getting into wig conspiracies, what the gently caress is the deal with Howard's hair? He's almost 60 and a man and it's 2013, but it looks like he goes to his stylist with a picture of Cher from the If I Could Turn Back Time video and says "I want that one"
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:Without getting into wig conspiracies, what the gently caress is the deal with Howard's hair? He's almost 60 and a man and it's 2013, but it looks like he goes to his stylist with a picture of Cher from the If I Could Turn Back Time video and says "I want that one" He still thinks he's in 1988 and that every true rock star needs permed hair, no matter how silly it looks.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:He still thinks he's in 1988 and that every true rock star needs permed hair, no matter how silly it looks. "You can tell the best year of a man's life, because thats the haircut he keeps"
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Oct 6, 2013 02:46
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Going back to grocery store chat, it's funny seeing Howard do that. But man, I would pay to have a camera crew follow Howard's parents around a grocery store.
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Howard's probably just looking for the Rice and Shine like his old man. There's something about the products that the Stern family swear by, I can't hear Rice and Shine or Dry Idea without having a laugh.
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Whenever I see a Nathan's Hot Dahwg I think of Howard's parents.
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Just a heads up - Artie was on Jimmy Fallon on Friday night. Most of the jokes were repeats (as always), but he's looking healthy (minus the obesity).
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Whenever we see halibut anywhere my wife and I invariable end up doing our own Ben and Ray Stern impressions.
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Kragger99 posted:Just a heads up - Artie was on Jimmy Fallon on Friday night. I have to imagine that most of his jokes and stories aren't repeatable on network TV.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:He still thinks he's in 1988 and that every true rock star needs permed hair, no matter how silly it looks. I wish I could remember who it was, but Howard was interviewing some actor who shaved their head for a role, and Howard was flabbergasted that a man would willingly cut his hair off. He acted stunned that the actor didn't think it was a big deal.
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prefect posted:I wish I could remember who it was, but Howard was interviewing some actor who shaved their head for a role, and Howard was flabbergasted that a man would willingly cut his hair off. He acted stunned that the actor didn't think it was a big deal. Wasn't it Brian Cranston? I wasn't shocked. Howard is incredibly vain while simultaneously being amazingly insecure, the thought of looking anything less than the best he is capable of is not even something that can enter his mind.
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prefect posted:I wish I could remember who it was, but Howard was interviewing some actor who shaved their head for a role, and Howard was flabbergasted that a man would willingly cut his hair off. He acted stunned that the actor didn't think it was a big deal. I remember he was interviewing a country singer with a short haircut and kept asking her if her her and her husband have as much sex since she got the haircut.
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So I guess Beth was on today https://twitter.com/BethStern/status/387241338762428416
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As much as Beth is... odd I really don't think it's fair to poo poo on her via Twitter. The woman lives a very benevolent and innocuous life.
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Reddit can be a cesspool, but /r/howardstern is pretty good. The appropriate level of discussion about the show with the right amount of hate as well. This showed up on there today: http://newyork.cbslocal.com/video/9384144-protest-in-whitestone-over-plans-to-build-a-school/ With a special guest star as well!
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Oh man holy poo poo. I don't know anyone can take Steve seriously at this point in his career. When you said special guest I was really expecting High Pitch.
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kylej posted:As much as Beth is... odd I really don't think it's fair to poo poo on her via Twitter. The woman lives a very benevolent and innocuous life. You can't be serious. She's the loving worst.
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Steve Langford's monster fat penis, monster fat penis. I want it inside of me.
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Indolent Bastard posted:Steve Langford's monster fat penis, monster fat penis. I want it inside of me. I'm a really recent listener, and this back and forth with Sour Shoes was one of the first things I ever heard, and I almost crashed my car laughing. So god drat good. "Sour Shoes I just want you to know that I want you to go to jail for this."
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Advice posted:"Sour Shoes I just want you to know that I want you to go to jail for this." I WAS MADE FOR LOVING STEVE LANGFORD OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Sour Shoes is the best wack packer by far)
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Steve, I'm real busy, can I call you right back? OOOOOOOHHH! I was amazed that Steve didn't turn his anger to Richard and Sal over that. Really, it was them harassing him. I guess he just felt foolish.
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