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haljordan posted:Goddamn, that is bad. Even self-published lunatic fringe race war novels get more sales. I write these absolutely horrible erotica short stories and I have some that sell hundreds upon hundreds a month. This is hilarious.
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I'm listening through old shows and I think I found Sour Shoes first appearance back in 2003. It was really bad, he came on as his real name "Mike" and did an ELO song. Howard asked if he was mentally ill and then they threw him out after about 5 minutes.
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Beth posted her interview with Robin. She's obnoxious but I feel so  seeing Robin again.
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Robin was on some Sunday morning show (ABC I think?) talking about her book, the title of which the host managed to mispronounce.
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Her twitter just screams at you how much she wants a kid. I hope she either gets what she wants or can at least make peace with her future because man I wouldn't want to be married to a woman bitter over not being given a child. And for the record she'd probably be an amazing mom and I doubt she'd be handing her kid off to the nanny 10 hours a day either. She's so hands-on with the pets there's no way she'd let her kid be passed off to someone else to raise.
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They day they announce she's pregnant is the day after Howard's last day on the air.
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GenoCanSing posted:Steve, I'm real busy, can I call you right back? Well, that and the fact that he came into the studio in a tizzy expecting people to side with him "OVER 300 PHONE CALLS I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS" and Howard and Co. just berated him for dealing with the calls in the worst possible manner. It turned from him ratting out Sour Shoes to him getting almost reprimanded. By the end he was just embarrassed and wanted to leave.
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Advice posted:Well, that and the fact that he came into the studio in a tizzy expecting people to side with him "OVER 300 PHONE CALLS I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS" and Howard and Co. just berated him for dealing with the calls in the worst possible manner. It turned from him ratting out Sour Shoes to him getting almost reprimanded. By the end he was just embarrassed and wanted to leave. "How can I report on Eric the Midget ticket sales with these interruptions?!!" Shut the gently caress up and take your paycheck for reporting on the most inane bullshit ever, you dick.
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beergod posted:You can't be serious. She's the loving worst. Why? She sits at home and takes care of pets and raises funds for a (questionable) charity. I'm no Beth fan but attacking her and calling her a oval office on Twitter seems pointless.
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kylej posted:Why? She sits at home and takes care of pets and raises funds for a (questionable) charity. I'm no Beth fan but attacking her and calling her a oval office on Twitter seems pointless. Especially when it seems like she doesn't give a poo poo about it. I mean what's the point for these assholes if they're not bothering her.
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I guess I'm apparently a "cold-hearted guy" because I don't give a poo poo about listening to kittens on the radio.
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But that's exactly the difference. She's dull and boring with no entrainment value at all on a comedy show, but as a human being she's harmless and is a nice person. She doesn't need or deserve people attacking her and calling her a oval office. Eric the Midget, Elegant Elliott Offen and High Pitch Eric are serial con-artists and genuinely lovely people so they definitely deserve to be called cunts every chance they get, even by their own parents.
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beep by grandpa posted:But that's exactly the difference. When was the last time High Pitch Eric called into the show? Has he been officially banned yet?
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Smeep posted:Especially when it seems like she doesn't give a poo poo about it. I mean what's the point for these assholes if they're not bothering her. It just kinda comes down to misogyny. quote:When was the last time High Pitch Eric called into the show? Has he been officially banned yet? Yesterday when he lost the part to Jeff.
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9/11 made Robin a vegan http://www.celebitchy.com/327677/robin_quivers_my_vegan_diet_was_key_to_defeating_cancer_feeling_really_good/
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:Yesterday when he lost the part to Jeff. Eric the Midget lost the part
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My girlfriend used to be part of the Vegan Blogosphere before she started eating dairy again, so she still reads a few of her old friends blogs. Apparently, the vegans are nuts over how being vegan cured Robin's cancer! "This is total proof now! Everyone else if finally going to go vegan!" Speaking of lovely blogs, I went to HowardStern.com to check out the plastic surgery photos, and it immediately crashed my browser.
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Bonzo posted:9/11 made Robin a vegan Hasn't she told this story on the air several times?
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:It just kinda comes down to misogyny. Sorry, can you explain what you mean by "lost the part"? I haven't heard too many recent shows so I may be way behind. Squashy Nipples posted:My girlfriend used to be part of the Vegan Blogosphere before she started eating dairy again, so she still reads a few of her old friends blogs. Apparently, the vegans are nuts over how being vegan cured Robin's cancer! "This is total proof now! Everyone else if finally going to go vegan!" Apparently it's "vegucation" as in "vegetables" and not "vegan". The ABC morning show hosts couldn't get it right either.
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haljordan posted:Sorry, can you explain what you mean by "lost the part"? I haven't heard too many recent shows so I may be way behind. Eric the Midget ragequit the show, so then Jeff decided to become the designated whackpack actor and got represented by Johnny Fratto. Then Eric the Midget came back. Some guy shooting a movie offered a two small "extra" roles; Eric wouldn't take one of them because the guy was gay. Jeff said he would play both, but chose the non-gay one to piss off Eric. So then Howard put in a "Act Off" contest between Jeff and Midget for the other part. Jeff won it.
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:Eric the Midget ragequit the show, so then Jeff decided to become the designated whackpack actor and got represented by Johnny Fratto. Then Eric the Midget came back. Some guy shooting a movie offered a two small "extra" roles; Eric wouldn't take one of them because the guy was gay. Jeff said he would play both, but chose the non-gay one to piss off Eric. So then Howard put in a "Act Off" contest between Jeff and Midget for the other part. Jeff won it. That does sound hilarious, I only wish Johnny Fratto would quit the show as well. edit: Eric's inability to comprehend that actors PRETEND for a living is loving hilarious. "If I take a role where the character is gay, that means I'm gay in real life!!" His commitment to being a "method actor" is commendable, though. haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Oct 10, 2013 |
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Interview with Artie in Rolling Stone - http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/artie-lange-on-his-suicide-attempt-and-life-after-howard-stern-20131010
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Crotch Bat posted:And for the record she'd probably be an amazing mom and I doubt she'd be handing her kid off to the nanny 10 hours a day either. She's so hands-on with the pets there's no way she'd let her kid be passed off to someone else to raise. Although I can't help but wonder what would happen if the kid were allergic to pet dander...
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musclecoder posted:Interview with Artie in Rolling Stone - http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/artie-lange-on-his-suicide-attempt-and-life-after-howard-stern-20131010 Q. Are you going to go back on Howard to promote the book? A. I don't know. I haven't set foot in there. Howard is afraid he's gonna say the wrong thing and set me off. He's like, "God forbid something happens." What happened was real intense. The times I've talked to him, he's been real supportive. He's happy for me that I'm back on track and doing better, but actually being on the show . . . He's afraid something might happen. I'm not saying it won't happen. Gary [Dell'Abate] has the book. He's reading the book . . . Look, if he does, he does. I'm not going to put any pressure on him because the guy has done everything for me, and he's just been amazing. But if he feels it's too intense and too risky to do it, that's gonna be his decision. And that's fine. I told the book company not to press him at all. Huh... I guess I had assumed it was Artie who didn't want to come back.
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Finndo posted:Huh... I guess I had assumed it was Artie who didn't want to come back. Wait, what? After all this time where Howard is the puppetmaster every major fight and meltdown on the show then sits back and says "what happened? I missed it" as if to skirt any responsibility you really think Artie was the one worried about how coming back would make him crack?
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I haven't listened in a couple months but have any fans called in to the show or The Wrap-Up Show to ask about Artie coming on now that the book is out and he said he wants to be on publicly? I know Howard usually just screams and hangs up on people who mention Artie so I doubt it, but maybe getting on TWUS is better chance to get Gary to answer the question.
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an adult beverage posted:I haven't listened in a couple months but have any fans called in to the show or The Wrap-Up Show to ask about Artie coming on now that the book is out and he said he wants to be on publicly? A caller yesterday did just this and also got in a jab about kitten hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpMwNTNnJkc Gary's... response... is less than forthcoming.
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I've almost stopped paying attention to the show entirely and basically just use the thread to find the one interesting thing a month that happens but did they take part of the show to peer pressure the staff into adopting a loving cat?
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Sand Monster posted:A caller yesterday did just this and also got in a jab about kitten hour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpMwNTNnJkc "What do you do for a living?" "I do interview articles with celebrities for Rolling Stone  "
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Crotch Bat posted:I've almost stopped paying attention to the show entirely and basically just use the thread to find the one interesting thing a month that happens but did they take part of the show to peer pressure the staff into adopting a loving cat? Give JD a cat and force him to take it home (and back to the office every day) and care for it or else he's fired. Then tape it for Howard TV. Also let me program the show because it took me like 10 seconds to think of something better than just giving cats away.
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beep by grandpa posted:There is no way in hell Artie believes a single word of that terrible lie Howard is telling him. No, I think he does, to an extent. Artie is very good at convincing himself of things that we wants to believe. He never admitted to himself that his dad had committed suicide until Howard questioned him about it on the air.
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beep by grandpa posted:There is no way in hell Artie believes a single word of that terrible lie Howard is telling him. If it's a lie, what's the truth then? Even if Howard felt that Artie stole the show and is secretly glad that he's gone, that's no reason not to bring him back for one show. It would be great radio.
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Finndo posted:If it's a lie, what's the truth then? Even if Howard felt that Artie stole the show and is secretly glad that he's gone, that's no reason not to bring him back for one show. It would be great radio. I don't think Howard wants to deal with any unpredictability. (It takes too much effort.) Plus, his ego would not appreciate it if Artie was a big hit and callers started asking about him again.
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One more show with Artie will only give even more contrast to how terrible it is now. Kitten hour.
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So when Howard retires is he going to start a cat ranch where poor and retarted kids can come stay for free and clean liter boxes?
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:Give JD a cat and force him to take it home (and back to the office every day) and care for it or else he's fired. Then tape it for Howard TV. HIRE THIS MAN. I'd totally watch a show about JD trying to handle something as mundane as a kitten. Dude seems like a goon through-and-through.
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Squashy Nipples posted:No, I think he does, to an extent. Artie is very good at convincing himself of things that we wants to believe. He never admitted to himself that his dad had committed suicide until Howard questioned him about it on the air. I thought he died from some infection after becoming a quad Edit: http://www.howardstern.com/media-vault#397 Ahahahahah go gently caress yourself Another edit: You know who is really in touch with Howard's fans these days? O&A. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdBktscRPs They're 100% right and it's sad 
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